TSA Agent Found With ABC IPad

I think the TSA agents and all airport workers need to be patted down and sent through the metal detector before they are allowed to leave the airport. Blame it on the wife, are you kidding me man.

Consigliere and Little Brother's Day

Happy Drink Beer Day. I can no longer join you due to the fizz but I'll have a fine glass of "Prison Toilet Merlot" to toast you. This week's Broncos game is against Oakland so we will be having prison food in honor of all the convicts on the Oakland Raiders team and in the Oakland Raider fan community so our menu will include baloney sandwiches and prison toilet made Merlot for our hooch.

That about sum's it up for me.......

From Groundhog Day……

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHJZvRgZiO8

Bill Murray at Bowling Alley Bar

“What would you do if you were stuck in one place where every day was exactly the same and nothing that you did mattered”

Drunk next to him

“That about sums it up for me”

He was especially hard on the little things.....

I was made aware today that some of my co-workers view me like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaSnwgJ_xQM

Love the bunny.

Even the Aussies can see our problems...

The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia stated that "the cranks and crazies in the GOP are the greatest threat to the biggest economy in the world." The Prime Minister agreed with the Deputy PM calling the remark appropriate.

Nation...... we are the laughing stock of the world because of these nut jobs that have commandeered the GOP. Please do your part an vote these idiots out of office. I'm doing my part. I supported Mike Coffman in the past due to his service in Iraq and Afghanistan but I can no longer support his policies and will be voting for Joe Miklosi this year. 

Call It Maybe - Replacement Ref Song Parody

Replacement Ref Hand Signals

View from the window....

The consigliere often comes home to find Tigger in the window with a single claw exposed and making a cut motion across the neck.

" ", un " ".

“I thought for a second there might be hope for you humans. After all, you do have the intellectual capacity to develop nuclear weapons. Then I realized, you have them pointed at each other.”







“Found a grenade pin. Still no sign of Dave.”









“Guy just came back from a funeral and I asked him if the funeral was hopping or was it dead. Some people don’t have a sense of humor I guess.”

“I’ve upped my standards, up yours.”

Racism is alive and well....

......and if you can't see that in the following pictures then you are probably are a racist yourself. These can only be in direct response to Clint Eastwood's speech at the RNC. Can you give me another reason to string up a chair from a tree? No, I didn't think so.

Noooooooooo........

The McRib is being delayed until December, curse you McDonalds. I wonder if my new stomach can handle the porky goodness. I guess we'll have to wait a little longer to find out.

Spent 10 minutes......

......this morning looking for my shoe. I looked everywhere including the enclosed litter box and I could not find it. I've got a small room and there are plastic boxes scattered about the room and there are numerous places that the cat has left his mice and toys so I figured I would find it in short order, but no luck. I even questioned whether I had both shoes on when I made my way into the bedroom last night. Finally I looked in the place that is least accessible and farthest from where my shoe was last night and there it was.

The little bastard had dragged the shoe about 5 feet down the side of my king size waterbed then around the corner and then another 5 feet under the waterbed headboard including dragging it over his foam bed which is in the space under the headboard and into the far corner of the room that is almost inaccessible due to the room being small and the waterbed being king size. I really don't know how he did that. The shoe is as big as he is.

He knows that when the shoes go on I'm on my way out and I guess he didn't want me to leave. Now I have to store my shoes in the closet.

Have I told you that my cat is an asshole?

Engage......damn this remote......Engage.....

Captain Jean-Luc Picard aka Patrick Stewart has the same problems we all do with the cable company. Loved the last line of the article "Man, this stuff never happens to Shatner" CLASSIC! 

Stereotypes

The Beautiful People...The Beautiful People

After watching bits and pieces of both conventions I have come to the conclusion that Republicans are almost all white and beautiful with the occasional Token and Democrats are multi ethnic and not very good looking. I'm just calling it as I see it. Now go listen to Marliyn Manson "The Beautiful People"

And again it happens......

These shop motherf%*$ers have done it to me again. They hit the silent robbery alarm again as they were entering their security code to turn the alarm on as they left the shop and I get a call from the cops saying they are outside my door. At least this time they didn't have their guns drawn on me. After they checked out the shop and saw that everything was OK they were heading toward their cars and I apologized for them having to come out and one of them said "Well....we got to drive fast for a little bit today" as he walked away. I like they way he thinks, sees the bright side of life. In honor of the Adams County Sherriff Office go listen. 

Are we all high or something? Did that really just happen?

Matt Tabbi does an excellent breakdown of the Republican speeches by Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney. Go take a gander.