Sam's Club - Membership Renew Adventures

The Godfather is most generous and usually pays my Sam's Club membership via his business plan.
This year was different and Sam's requested a membership fee from me to continue shopping. 
I paid.

Some days later I inquired on the difference on this year's membership with their Service Desk as The Godfather thought memberships were paid for all associates accounts.
They explained that only the primary business account holder's membership was paid.
Toby: "The Godfather is never wrong!!!"
Sam's Service Desk: "Who?"
<stormed out of the Sam's Club>

<gathered composure and returned to Sam's>
Sam's Service Desk: "The Godfather may think all account memberships are paid for, but The Godfather is incorrect. We see this scenario all the time...."
Toby: "What part of 'The Godfather is never wrong' is ambiguous to you?"
Sam's Service Desk <smirking>: "And The Godfather must not like you very much....."
Toby: "Why?"
Sam's Service Desk: "For the same price, you could have a membership with all benefits."
Toby: "And....."
Sam's Service Desk: "You have no benefits.  However, there is an added bonus; You paid for The Godfather's girlfriend's membership!"
Toby: "That's not a bonus to me......"

Interesting White House Cabinet Selection Strategy - Insult The Boss and You're Hired

Tillerson - Trump is a "f*cking moron"

Kelly - Trump is a "f*cking idiot"

Mattis - Trump has the understanding of a "fifth or sixth grader"

Cohn - Trump is "dumb as sh*t"

Priebus - Trump is "an idiot"

McMaster - Trump is "a dope"

Mulvaney - Trump is "a terrible human being"

— Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) December 15, 2018

Again???

....well it is a Texas sized spool

https://www.foxnews.com/us/large-spool-in-texas-barrels-down-interstate-once-again

Must Get Stoned

I know it's not word for word from the bible but it's still a funny interpretation.

Sore Loser Republicans

Republicans in Wisconsin and Michigan lost their power and now in their lame duck sessions they are reducing the power of the new Democrats who won but have not been seated. North Carolina did this as well in 2016.

This is a disgrace to democracy as is the gerrymandered districting. Colorado just voted to have 3 Republican, 3 Democrats and 3 Independents do the next redistricting, eliminating the party in power from being able to choose their voters.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/where-the-gop-cant-win-elections-it-changes-the-rules/2018/12/04/292a1f46-f800-11e8-863c-9e2f864d47e7_story.html?utm_term=.a7f663b90db5