Jim Jefferies Joins Samantha Bee's - C*nt (Ivanka Trump) Apology Tour

We'd like to sincerely apologize to all the people we've called c*nts on our show. pic.twitter.com/CpJxL1rlG9

— Jim Jefferies Show (@jefferiesshow) June 1, 2018

Already Pre-Ordered Case of Korea Peace Talks Commemorative Coins (discounted for obvious reasons)

Whitehouse Gift Shop

Small Hands??

The letter is actually a normal size letter. It just shows that Trump's hands are small.
Great practical joke by Kim Jong-un.

Gates open up for prejudice

Well the Supreme Court decided the Masterpiece Baker was within his rights to refuse to make a cake for the gay couple.  Of course the couple probably should not have asked for a dick shaped cake in the first place. The baker would have needed to order a new cake pan.

I'm sure this will release all the bigoted and prejudiced people to feel free to discriminate against anyone they don't like. Welcome to Trumplandia. Enjoy the ride.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/supreme-court-sides-with-baker-who-turned-away-gay-couple/ar-AAyduIi?li=BBnb7Kz

We Are Well Stocked w/ BBQ Sauce in Case of Apocalyptic Crisis

Michael Keaton's Advise to Graduates

Michael Keaton closed his commencement speech at Kent State with "I'm Batman."

And this is why Michael Keaton is the best. pic.twitter.com/20H1B99aCl

— TODD SPENCE (@Todd_Spence) May 16, 2018

It's For Sale by Who??

Reflective clothing for chickens. Yes chickens.
Sold by the company called Omlet. Awesome.

https://www.omlet.us/shop/chicken_keeping/chicken_clothing/

Except this?

OR THIS

Who Greenlighted This???

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/active-shooter-video-game-prompts-outrage-amid-spate-school-shootings-n878156

How can anyone have said "Yes let's make this game". They have got to be the stupidest person to walk the planet. "Why yes, I think a school shooter needs to practice his craft first".

What's worse....

This isn't the first video game to create such controversy. In 2011, another game, "School Shooter," which portrayed the Columbine school shooting that took place in 1999 in Colorado, was pulled after public outcry.

I was wrong too....

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. 
Those people walk just like that." 

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. 
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class." 

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him
And one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help 
But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.. 
Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." 

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." 

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "Well, I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

Thanks Woodsterman

http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/2018/05/old-age-aint-for-wimps.html

Kim's Long Game, Trumps Short Game

Drive for Show, Putt for Dough. Kim succeeded,Trump not so much.

Royal Wedding - Pool Side Apparel

Traffic Metering Light Incident

Hey, someone mowed over the traffic metering light (good for them).

Hey, there is the car that mowed over the metering light (ouch).

Hey, look at that young couple yelling at each other.

I wanted to stop and thank them for mowing over that stupid metering light, but it looked like they had lots to 'talk' about......

Godfathers Future Calls Home using Google Assistant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCLLAJDF1fM

Bishop Michael Curry - SNL Debut - Post Royal Wedding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES4vJvveiTI

Happy Belated Cinco De Mayo (it takes a lot of jars to fill a sink)!

More Proof that Immgrants Will Do the Jobs Americans Won't

CERN Disclaimer (1993) Releasing Web to Public Domain - Trump is not our Fault

Onion - Girl Scouts Response to Boy Scout's Announcement This Week (allowing girls to join)

Responding to the Boy Scouts’ decision to open up their organization to all genders, the Girl Scouts of America officially announced Thursday that they’ll never ever let any gross-ass fucking boys in. “The Girls Scouts remain dedicated to raising the next generation of America’s women leaders, and as such, there is no way in hell we’d ever consider letting a bunch of dirty, stinky boys into our association,” said CEO Sylvia Acevedo, explaining that they’re firmly committed to restricting the admission of rude, loud young men who smell like shit and will mess everything up by getting in the way of their mission to grow their members into happy, successful, and civically engaged young women. “Not in a million goddamn years would we allow those booger-eating slobs to take part in our camping or community service activities. They’ll just fart and burp and piss everywhere all the time.” At press time, Girl Scout officials also stated that they wouldn’t allow anyone from the Boy Scouts to join, adding that everyone knows the organization was for total pussies.

Inappropriate Sesame Street Captions....

wow, just wrong but I laughed.

https://ruinmyweek.com/funny/sesame-street-with-inappropriate-captions/