All end at Chapter 11

Got some good writers there Hillary....

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/284287-clinton-all-of-trumps-books-end-at-chapter-11

Pretty funny and clever if I do say so myself.

Comedian's first gig?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/comedy/watch-an-eighth-grader-impersonate-trump-clinton-sanders-and-obama-in-graduation-speech/vi-AAh5uk7

This guy has a good shot at being a comedian/impersonator later in life.

Caveman vs Policeman

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/chaos-dallas-airport-cop-shoots-man-armed-rock-police-say-n589901

Wow, just wow. You get into an argument with your old lady and you grab a rock to beat her with it. Just like a caveman. Of course if you decide to go cavemen in an airport with armed security you are just asking for trouble. Just like Paper beats Rock, Gun also beats Rock.

This looks pretty awesome....

Watch the video.

http://wfla.com/2016/06/10/busch-gardens-cobras-curse-roller-coaster-opens-friday-june-17/

The position changing cars are quite unique. The Cobra head is not good. Lets hope that the Fernald Companies didn't do the stucco work. I used to work for the Fernald Companies and we did a lot of the fake rock work inside Busch Gardens. Whoever did the Cobra head should be fired.

What did I do wrong???

Thanks to: http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/

And this concerns us.......how?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/dollar50-oil-is-terrible-news-for-some-of-the-worlds-biggest-producers/ar-BBtM2bZ?li=BBnb7Kz

They have been screwing us over for several years and now they are complaining that the world consumers should somehow be concerned for their economies when they prolonged our recession by having the oil choke engaged on our economy. Let them eat cake or oil as the case may be. 

I'm with Kim

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/north-korea-says-trump-isnt-screwy-at-all-a-wise-choice-for-president/ar-BBtIW1t?li=BBnb7Kz

I'm not sure if this is real, satire or a plant by the media.

Uncle Sam Feels Your Pain

Big Mother Funnel Burger

Our younger brother will have to tell us how this burger tastes. He has been known to ditch work for a Timber Rattlers game or two.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/casual/best-and-craziest-burgers-from-ballparks-across-the-us/ss-BBsGzb5#image=2

I need one of these.

They walk amongst us....

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/midwest/ct-burger-king-workers-smash-windows-20160409-story.html

Never underestimate the stupidity of humans.

Someone tells you to break out your windows to relieve pressure and you do? Why not just open the doors. If it is a natural gas leak you would smell the rotten egg smell and if it was carbon monoxide you just vacate the building and open the doors.

I'll bet the perpetrator of the call was across the street laughing his ass off as these idiots busted out their own windows.

I'm a little slow...

...and it didn't dawn on me until I read this article about the North Carolina toilet bill HB2, that what the North Carolina legislators were trying to prevent, i.e. men in women's bathrooms, is actually causing some people who look like men to have to use the women's bathroom and visa versa. Women that have undergone gender reassignment and now look like men will be forced to use the ladies bathroom and men that have undergone gender reassignment who now look like women will have to use the men's bathroom.

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/may/07/north-carolina-transgender-bathroom-shakina-nayfack

Way to think this out North Carolina legislators. Clap. Clap. Clap.

It sounds like a funny movie....

....but people got all butthurt and now it's a no go for Will Ferrell, maybe someone else will step up. I know it's a delicate subject but so are a lot of things and maybe a little humor can help the situation out when the time comes to deal with the inevitable.

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/will-ferrell-to-play-former-president-ronald-reagan-in-new-movie-exclusive-1201762057/

It Happens...

In honor of Consigliere's procedure today

His lady friend's condo is two blocks away from where the procedure is happening but I have to pick him up after the procedure to take him those two blocks per the rules. They said he was under the influence. He was pretty funny when I picked him up, something about the doctor saying he had the colon of an Olympian, so maybe he was.

He didn't use my question though for the doctor.

Are you an alien? It sure does seem like it. Because you're about to give me an anal probe.

Just like Cartmen
http://watchcartoonsonline.eu/watch/south-park-sea-an-anal-probe/

*substitute colonoscopy for prostate exam*

Silence!!! ......... Is Golden

Thanks to: http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/2016/04/thursdayfunishly.html

Heavy Equipment Fight!!!!!

As you can see from the banner for this site my company uses heavy machinery. I have never seen our employees do this though.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/apr/18/bulldozers-battle-on-street-in-northern-china-video?CMP=share_btn_tw

These guys must be really pissed at each other.

The Simpsons.....anyone

This weird creature was found in the Gulf of Mexico near Crystal River. So what is also near Crystal River, you ask:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auunDU-RH94

The Crystal River Nuclear Plant.

Finally something from Megan McArdle that isn't pure tripe...

Go take a read:

http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2016-04-14/social-media-distort-perceptions-of-the-presidential-election

She actually makes sense in this column. Most of her columns are just right wing talking points. I find it fun to read her columns and laugh at her assumptions but this column actually makes sense.

How One Branch of Government can stop the other Two

The Republican Congress has effectively stopped the other two branches of government from functioning.

They refuse to write new legislation that isn't totally partisan which means it has no chance of becoming law. So they are not doing their job

They counteract or do not comprise on anything that the President wants to see done and will not accept his budget proposals or his Supreme Court nominee. So they are keeping the President from doing his job.

They refuse to hold hearings on the Supreme Court nominee which is causing the court to deadlock on most of it's cases. So they are keeping the Supreme Court from doing it's job.

This is absolutely ridiculous people. Something has to change and from the looks of things it is the Republicans who are the problem. Why do you keep voting for these jackasses?