Wasn't ready for that

 

Nobody Sees

 

From Water to Wine

 

EWWWW!!!

 

Pizza Saver/Table/Stool

 I saw where one pizza place put a cooked pizza dough ball in the center of the pizza as their pizza saver.

I want

 A Hammerhead Shark sculpture made from hammers.

Best Trump and Hegseth can come up with

 

I see dead people

 

You autta see

 

Mitch are you there???

 

Shake hands with beef

 

Culprit Found

 

Belgium 4 - USA 1

 I love Belgian Waffles with their deep nooks to hold butter and syrup.

Let the adults handle that

 

How I would like to think the first July 4th went

 

My Generation's Water, Now Bottled

 

When Trump Cooks Chicken

 

Led Zeppelin

 

Have you heard the good news about cheeses...

 

"I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot."

 New photo has emerged of the reflecting pool vandals

No Bonespur plan is available this time.

 

Oppressive Darkness

 

Who gets your cookies

 

Good Deal

 

Reflecting Pool

 Trump's ultimate vision for his reflecting lake.

Are you Bi?

 

Love the McRib

 

Free Candy

 

May the 4th Be With You

 

What do you use a sponge for?

 

Truly Apples to Oranges Comparison

 

Secretary of War

 First the Tarantino quote from Pulp Fiction and now this.

Ah, there it is....

 

Artemis II Real Reason For Space Flight

 

Or the bunny gets it!!

 

I'm a Christian, You can tell by my words.....

 .....don't look at my actions. 

Wrong Convention

 

God Speed

 Artemis Crew

Is the Canadian Astronaut Terrance or Phillip. Hope they have good air scrubbers. Yes, a fart joke.

Don't bring back anything.....Alien, Sigourney.

Lloyd don't touch anything and they're saying you might have a chance.

Dude playing a dude playing another dude playing an astronaut continue on and never go full retard.

God Speed Artemis II

Trump Supporters

 

Clamp your Ham

 

I guess we missed this on DC Trip

 

Down to Seeds and Stems Again....

 

Eventually Bad Kitty will try this on me.

 

Lining up behind us, not in front of us

 They are lining up behind us. I'm sure they are, and they are saying go ahead Donald, you go through the Strait first.

https://x.com/PressSec/status/2036790550368502238

Charlie Don't Surf

 

My Life

 

The Art of War by Don Tzu

 

Talking to Myself

 Trump says he talked to a former President about Iran and the former President told Trump he wished he'd have attacked Iran when he was in office. All living former Presidents have responded that they did not talk to Trump. That only leaves one former President for Trump to talk to, himself. He is a former President, #45. I can see in his dementia he talked to himself in the mirror and was convinced it was a former President talking back to him. 

An offer that's easy to refuse

 

The 4....no change that to The 5 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

 

Career Fairs

 I guess career fairs have really changed. Used to be you brought along sodas, chips, candy bars to ply the recent grads with.

Recent job fair for my company we brought Red Bull energy drinks. The kids loved it. Got two field interns out of it.

The world changes. Got to adapt.

New Iranian Leader Announced

 Silence...I kill you