Did she see it coming???

Psychic Miss Cleo has passed.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/youree-del-cleomill-harris-famed-tv-psychic-miss-cleo-dies-n617306

Can't be certain, but I think this is my cat....

Child Therapy

If Jesus came today to feed the 5000....

RNC Keynote Speaker Monday

Melania Trump did a pretty good job with her speech at the RNC last night. Her grasp of the English language after 20 years in the country though is not real good it seems.  A few critiques I could come up with are that she only said United States instead of United States of America for most of the speech. Several times I noticed she used your country instead of our country which being she is a naturalized citizen of the country she should have used our. I couple times when talking about kids it seemed that she was only talking about the well being of her kids. And then of course there is the plagiarizing of part of Michelle Obama's speech from 2008. The plagiarizing in my opinion is a non-issue as that type of wording has been used well before Michelle Obama ever used those same words. Pretty common words to inspire the next generation to try to achieve success.

Lastly Donald's photo op at the end looked like he was saying look at these breasts, these are First Lady breasts and they're YUUGGE, spectacular and the best ever because they're always winning. And what was with the Donald's introduction of Melania when he kept saying the same thing over and over. Was the teleprompter stuck.

Tortoises for Trump

News Flash: Tortoise comes out as Trump supporter.

The Consigliere and I grew up not to far from Sawgrass Lake Park. I once saw a woolly mammoth worm on the wooden elevated walkways that go through the park. Big worm with a hairy covering just inching along.

Probably kids just messing around with whiteout that they swiped from dad's desk. Glad they didn't hurt the tortoise.

http://wfla.com/2016/07/12/swastika-graffiti-painted-on-tortoise-at-pinellas-park/

Of course how do we know that the tortoise isn't a Nazi? He might have been at a Nazi function and got the swastikas from a vendor kiosk.

Kim Jong-Un

When you crush a marshmallow rabbit it looks like Kim Jong-Un.

Thanks https://twitter.com/Sci_Phile

Pie Chart That Could Apply to Either Presidential Candidate

Gas Issues

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week." The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Thanks Woodsterman

This looks really funny

It has some foul language in the trailer so it is NSFW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VoNgLnjzVg

Even funnier though is that this trailer was played before the movie "Finding Dory" which just got released. Apparently the cinema didn't know that this animated film was not for children.

Fun Facts

Smokey and the Bandit strike again....

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/someone-stole-whole-lot-beer-atlanta-brewery-n597206

Sure hope they were insured.

East bound and down, loaded up and truckin',
we're gonna do what they say can't be done.
We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller......

All end at Chapter 11

Got some good writers there Hillary....

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/284287-clinton-all-of-trumps-books-end-at-chapter-11

Pretty funny and clever if I do say so myself.

Comedian's first gig?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/comedy/watch-an-eighth-grader-impersonate-trump-clinton-sanders-and-obama-in-graduation-speech/vi-AAh5uk7

This guy has a good shot at being a comedian/impersonator later in life.

Caveman vs Policeman

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/chaos-dallas-airport-cop-shoots-man-armed-rock-police-say-n589901

Wow, just wow. You get into an argument with your old lady and you grab a rock to beat her with it. Just like a caveman. Of course if you decide to go cavemen in an airport with armed security you are just asking for trouble. Just like Paper beats Rock, Gun also beats Rock.

This looks pretty awesome....

Watch the video.

http://wfla.com/2016/06/10/busch-gardens-cobras-curse-roller-coaster-opens-friday-june-17/

The position changing cars are quite unique. The Cobra head is not good. Lets hope that the Fernald Companies didn't do the stucco work. I used to work for the Fernald Companies and we did a lot of the fake rock work inside Busch Gardens. Whoever did the Cobra head should be fired.

What did I do wrong???

Thanks to: http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/

And this concerns us.......how?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/dollar50-oil-is-terrible-news-for-some-of-the-worlds-biggest-producers/ar-BBtM2bZ?li=BBnb7Kz

They have been screwing us over for several years and now they are complaining that the world consumers should somehow be concerned for their economies when they prolonged our recession by having the oil choke engaged on our economy. Let them eat cake or oil as the case may be. 

I'm with Kim

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/north-korea-says-trump-isnt-screwy-at-all-a-wise-choice-for-president/ar-BBtIW1t?li=BBnb7Kz

I'm not sure if this is real, satire or a plant by the media.