Most Injurious, Nazi-Curious, Most Seditionist

 Funny bit for the January 6th House Committee meetings

https://twitter.com/colbertlateshow/status/1535121607928205312

We need more bears not less bears

 

Jack Kimble

@RepJackKimble

This morning, I wanted to extend my most devout prayers and deepest thoughts to the victims of the bear maulings at Heritage Village Retirement Community and their friends and loved ones. This was a terrible and senseless tragedy that could not have been avoided.

Predictably, my opponent has tried to bring politics into this time of grieving demanding that we no longer permit live bears to be part of pet days at retirement homes and calling for other radical measures to address a few tragic but isolated incidents.

With the exception of the truly unfortunate events of 2014, over the past decade we have never had more than 8 maulings in a single year. Our country is 250 years old and never has it found it necessary to ban bears from retirement homes.

That’s because our founding fathers knew about a little something called freedom. Yes, every retirement home should have guards with tranquilizer guns and of course they should have drills so residents can protect themselves from runaway bears.

At the same time we can’t allow a small number of isolated bear attacks to take away our freedom. This is not the time for radical liberal solutions that won’t even stop a determined kodiak or grizzly.

We need to look at why these bear attacks keep happening. I hate to say it, but we need to look at ourselves as a society. Why do so many bears seen mmm more violent today? Is it a sign of mental illness or a lack of Christian values in their upbringing.

Now is not the time for doing something about bear attacks. It is time for coming together with thoughts, prayers, and platitudes because I do know one thing, I represent the greatest, most God-fearing district in this whole country.

One thing to think about, if we criminalize taking bears into retirement homes, then only criminals will be able to take bears into retirement homes.

Gender Neutral

 

Be back shortly....

 .... I have to tan my testicles. Something about testosterone. Ask Tucker Carlson.

Good Idea. But Scary on a Lonely Road

 

Wet Owl

 This is the saddest thing I have seen in awhile...

Wink

 

Color

 

Sorry a little late to the party but I just came upon this

 

Just Ugly

 

Sell your Spotify Stock Quick

 

Easy Listening

 

Do your own research

 Nunca Trumpismo Retweeted

James Hamblin

@jameshamblin

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So we're all supposed to "prepare for blizzard conditions" just because the scientific establishment and the media say so? And anyone who says it will be sunny and 70 is canceled? All's I'm saying is, lots of $ changing hands in snow shovel industry. Do your own meteorology.

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Mind f*%k

 

Mr. Dahmer, party of one

 

Out of the pan and into.....

 

Yeah Wordle

 Wordle 207 5/6

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 This is from the Texas GOP.

They think we should have to wait for both? Why not fix both so there is no waiting.

How can anybody vote for what they are selling. Boggles the mind.

Texas GOP

@TexasGOP

If you can wait in line for a covid test, you can wait in line to vote.

https://twitter.com/TexasGOP/status/1479529037949292549

January 6, 2021

 

1/6/21 A Day That Will Live in Idiocy

 As to the rest, to the broken-brained deniers and election-fraud dead-enders, let them know this: Jan. 6 was a date that will live in idiocy. It was the charge of the not-bright brigade. It was and remains a global embarrassment.

Anyone who says otherwise is perpetually in danger of being outwitted by a can of tuna.

Go give'r a read

https://www.chicagotribune.com/columns/rex-huppke/ct-jan-6-capitol-attack-riot-anniversary-insurrection-trump-biden-huppke-20220106-cggzfkwhgradddwskwz54vfvjy-story.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Rex%20Huppke%20Columns&utm_content=36071641484070#nws=true