I have a feeling Japan will not be celebrating this year.....
World Water Day
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Open Letter to NFL Owners/Players
I am not taking sides on the NFL lockout, but I would like to weigh in on some player comments and plead with both sides to get it resolved....now!
I am genuinely concerned that Congress may repeal the 1st Amendment based on recent comments from Andrian Peterson and other players.
Namely, comparing his plight (and $7 million contract) to modern day slavery. Are you f-ing serious?
We are only a couple weeks away from NFLers of the Hebrew Nation making Holocaust references or intellectual NFL players quoting Revenge of the Nerds. When will it all end?!?!?
And where was this circus animal's agent (or posse members) to duct tape his mouth (and/or keyboard) shut. And what about teammate Toby Gerhart who actually attended college classes.
Here are a few of my recommendations that NFL owners can use in negotiations to resolve this lockout:
> Mandatory American History classes for players.
> Team viewing of the Roots TV series (and my favorite Toby, aka Kunta Kinte)
> Ban on NFL Twittering unless player parent is present.
An old stand up routine from Eddie Murphy puts these mouth-breathing player comments in very good perspective. Apologies for the colorful language, but it helps get the point across.
I am genuinely concerned that Congress may repeal the 1st Amendment based on recent comments from Andrian Peterson and other players.
Namely, comparing his plight (and $7 million contract) to modern day slavery. Are you f-ing serious?
We are only a couple weeks away from NFLers of the Hebrew Nation making Holocaust references or intellectual NFL players quoting Revenge of the Nerds. When will it all end?!?!?
And where was this circus animal's agent (or posse members) to duct tape his mouth (and/or keyboard) shut. And what about teammate Toby Gerhart who actually attended college classes.
Here are a few of my recommendations that NFL owners can use in negotiations to resolve this lockout:
> Mandatory American History classes for players.
> Team viewing of the Roots TV series (and my favorite Toby, aka Kunta Kinte)
> Ban on NFL Twittering unless player parent is present.
An old stand up routine from Eddie Murphy puts these mouth-breathing player comments in very good perspective. Apologies for the colorful language, but it helps get the point across.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Death to Car Talk (and Science Friday and Prarie Home Companion)
Congrats to The House for a budget saving measure to cut NPR funding!!! This 0.000001% cut in the federal budget is really gonna put a huge dent in our nation deficit. Thank God we finally have some connected politicians who are ready to step up and address the serious issues of our country's financial troubles.....
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
This has the Consigliere written all over it...
Check out the article.
The relevant facts:
The Consigliere is a Gator, a Florida Gator that is.
The Consigliere was born in Hemet, CA
Now his drug use is in his past but he does still enjoy Mr Maker's Amber Restorative.
Noooooooooo.........
I don't think they are stopping the production of Captain Crunch but when you stop advertising it, isn't that the first step towards discontinuing it? Read the Article. Funny comments, one person thinks that Obama's health care plan or Michelle Obama's healthy eating initiative has caused this and they are calling the Obamas cereal (serial) killers.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Charlie Sheen takes over Wall Street.......
From a financial blog I read:
"Rankings formerly known as “Buy” “Neutral” “Sell” and “Sell Short” have been given more descriptive terms. Buy is now WINNING, Neutral has been changed to GODDESSES, Sell is TURD and Sell Short is AT WAR.
Also please be aware that our long short portfolio has been renamed TIGER BLOOD TRADING."
Charlie Sheen is everywhere.......
"Rankings formerly known as “Buy” “Neutral” “Sell” and “Sell Short” have been given more descriptive terms. Buy is now WINNING, Neutral has been changed to GODDESSES, Sell is TURD and Sell Short is AT WAR.
Also please be aware that our long short portfolio has been renamed TIGER BLOOD TRADING."
Charlie Sheen is everywhere.......
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Monday, February 28, 2011
Sarah's Descent.....
Click Funny or Die
Sarah's Little Helper
Sarah's Magic Dragon
Sarah's Sweet Leaf
Sarah's in the Sky with Diamonds
Sarah's White Rabbit
Sarah's Purple Haze
Sarah's Mr. Brownstone
Sarah's Little Helper
Sarah's Magic Dragon
Sarah's Sweet Leaf
Sarah's in the Sky with Diamonds
Sarah's White Rabbit
Sarah's Purple Haze
Sarah's Mr. Brownstone
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
His parents must have hated him....
A former four term mayor of Fort Wayne IN won't be getting a building named after him due to his name. His name.......Harry Baals(pronounced "balls"). How could you name your kid Harry Baals. Funnier yet is the title to the article "Scratch 'Harry Baals" off list......"
Truth is funnier than fiction.
Truth is funnier than fiction.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
Musings from a Broncos Game.....
I became a season ticket holder to the Broncos this year after about eight years on the waiting list. Yesterday's game was the coldest I've been to yet, including light intermittent snow flurries in the 4th quarter. At halftime I had to go buy a hat and a second blanket. I'm a big man and I handle the cold pretty well but yesterday I couldn't take it anymore. The wind was blowing straight at us from the north as a cold front moved through during the 1st quarter.
If you're ever at the Broncos game steer clear of Tito's Taco Hut(or something like that). Spent $12(including guac and sour cream) on a burrito called the El Jefe which was square. Burritos are not square but this one was. I got the steak(carne asada) and what little steak there was included a large hunk of grizzle. I crave Chipolte burritos and they are three times the size of this burrito at half the price. I know it's the stadium and you're going to pay more but at least make the burrito into a cylinder and cut out the grizzle for crying out loud.
Cheerleaders were bundled up to the hilt and there was no cleavage shots even with the binoculars. Could not look through the binoculars after halftime as I was shaking too much even with the two blankets, a hat, gloves, jacket and a sweatshirt on.
Hot chocolate by the time it makes it up to my seat 1 row from the top in the southstands is merely luke warm chocolate.
Squirrels live in Mile High Stadium and one scored twice during the game, the squirrel(or maybe there was two) actually ran onto the field twice(once in each endzone) and ran across the goal line. We cheered as up to that point the Broncos gave us nothing to cheer about.
Stadium was as empty as I've ever seen it. They normally announce the attendance and we boo at the no shows, no attendance number yesterday.
I'm going to need to get warmer clothes for these winter games, maybe a snowmobile outfit including goggles.
Oh yeah the Broncos lost, again.....
If you're ever at the Broncos game steer clear of Tito's Taco Hut(or something like that). Spent $12(including guac and sour cream) on a burrito called the El Jefe which was square. Burritos are not square but this one was. I got the steak(carne asada) and what little steak there was included a large hunk of grizzle. I crave Chipolte burritos and they are three times the size of this burrito at half the price. I know it's the stadium and you're going to pay more but at least make the burrito into a cylinder and cut out the grizzle for crying out loud.
Cheerleaders were bundled up to the hilt and there was no cleavage shots even with the binoculars. Could not look through the binoculars after halftime as I was shaking too much even with the two blankets, a hat, gloves, jacket and a sweatshirt on.
Hot chocolate by the time it makes it up to my seat 1 row from the top in the southstands is merely luke warm chocolate.
Squirrels live in Mile High Stadium and one scored twice during the game, the squirrel(or maybe there was two) actually ran onto the field twice(once in each endzone) and ran across the goal line. We cheered as up to that point the Broncos gave us nothing to cheer about.
Stadium was as empty as I've ever seen it. They normally announce the attendance and we boo at the no shows, no attendance number yesterday.
I'm going to need to get warmer clothes for these winter games, maybe a snowmobile outfit including goggles.
Oh yeah the Broncos lost, again.....
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
What are you doing for Thanksgiving.....
I was asked this recently in a text message and so I responded:
"Watching football, crank calling Indian reservations & eating turkey pot pie while wearing nothing but a pilgrim hat, same thing I do every year."
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Damn you space bastard...you killed my pine....
Ever since the Consigliere moved in, my trees just haven't been the same. Now initially I figured he was relieving himself on the trees. He denied it completely of course. Now at the same time he also setup his office in my basement(hence the blog name) and installed a wireless network in the home. After reading this article maybe I was too quick in judging his bathroom habits, but I none the less can still blame the Consigliere for my trees' condition.
Title of the post is from "Back to the Future" when Marty Mcfly runs over Old Man Peabody's pine tree with the Delorean.
(the photo kinda looks like my dad if he were to be screaming with a shotgun, I suppose only the raccoon on the deck would know for sure)
Monday, November 22, 2010
Speedo & Flip Flop protest...
Another individual has had it with the TSA security measures and stripped to his underwear to show he was hiding nothing and got arrested for it. Its time for all of us to wear nothing but speedos and flip flops to the airport. Who's with me?
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