Tuesday, July 31, 2018

A Fine Mist of Bullshit

I haven't listened to the podcast but I liked the name of it and Rudy Giuliani inside a poop emoji.

https://crooked.com/podcast/3724/


Friday, July 27, 2018

Meat Car

Been reading the blog of Elisson "Lost in the Cheese Aisle" for quite some time. He has been recently diagnosed with ALS. His style of writing was always witty and I think even with a terminal illness he still has the touch. Go take a read

http://concentrated-mind.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-meat-car.html



Thursday, July 26, 2018

Colorado Weather




We have been having some active weather lately in Colorado. Lots of rain, hail and wind. With all the rain the soil is saturated and you add in the wind and now 2 of my trees have been blown over. We propped them back up and tied them to posts with ratchet straps. One of the trees, the Northern Elm, though is probably 20ft tall so I don't know if it will make it. The other is my peach tree. The peach is the only tree that has fruit on it still as all the apples have disappeared(squirrels?) and the cherry had no blossoms this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F89hcsP0RqI


Wednesday, July 25, 2018

rAndOm......

From the mouths of babes....



In the front yard god son playing on the sidewalk with a rollie pollie, up walks god daughter and stomps on the rollie pollie. The mother asks why would she do that. The god son responds trying to diffuse the situation, "Don't worry mom his soul is with Jesus and his body is with concrete".









God son believes that Jesus must be a zombie because he died and came back to life just like a zombie does.










Musings from the hospital.....




While taking my girlfriend for walks around the hospital floor there is a prisoner who is chained to the bed with a guard always in his room. My girlfriend has COPD really bad so we take breaks as we walk and we took a break right at the prisoners room and he was watching TV. He was watching.....COPS.














On the menu the other day at the hospital I noticed they had Beef Wellington. I like Beef Wellington. Filet with vegetables wrapped in a puff pastry, yum. Well it turns out Beef Wellington at the hospital is ground beef with a vegetable compote covered by a soggy bread like substance. So I asked what would Surf and Turf be at the hospital, girlfriend responds

"Pigs Feet and a Goldfish".

We laughed for quite some time at that.


Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Just add eyes......

....to Trump's signature and it looks like a Klan gathering.


Friday, July 13, 2018

There is no Collusion....

...except on the day I asked Russia to find the 30,000 missing Clinton emails the Russians started phishing and hacking attacks on Clinton's servers and the DNC servers. Probably just unfortunate timing right?

Almost sounds like....  "He fell on a knife 9 times. Very unfortunate for the young man."

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-russia-clinton-hack_us_5b48d9d0e4b0e7c958faf810

Saturday, June 30, 2018

Trump voters are not the brightest bulbs....

These workers have already seen 12% of their fellow employees get the ax because of Trump's tariffs but they still support Trump and their jobs could very well be next on the chopping block. They will soon be unemployed and on the government dole that they rail so hard against. What will it take to convince someone like this to make better judgments, they vote against their very own self interests.

Fascinating. 

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/trump-s-trade-war-might-close-down-america-s-last-n887516


Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Red Hen Protestors

This is one of the funniest articles I have read lately. It's just interviewing protestors and reporting at the Red Hen.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/outside-the-red-hen-fire-and-ire-on-social-media-come-to-life/ar-AAzdtSt?li=BBnb7Kz

Funny Lines from the article:

LEXINGTON, Va. —America broke out Tuesday afternoon in this small Shenandoah Valley town.

“Just to let these people know that we don’t appreciate their communism and their kicking out our public servant,” said Chris Wayne, 35, 

Wayne gave his occupation as “vigilante” — he pointed to the “VGL-NTE” license plates

“It’s lost its way. There are too many come-heres and transplants and carpetbaggers,”

“Don’t eat at the commie cluck,” read one woman’s hand-lettered poster.

“This town is full of people who don’t know Jesus Christ and rebel against Jesus Christ through their sins,” shouted Dianna Orea, 50

Edgar Orea, began railing against “Sodomites.”

A ponytailed man came up with a bucket of chicken manure and dumped it on the corner in front of the Red Hen and was promptly arrested. 

And the Best one...

Wayne and Jennings, the Confederate flaggers, quickly crossed the street to get away from the anti-gay sloganeers. “We don’t want anything to do with that crazy religious bigot stuff,” Wayne said.

This is America Today. I weep.


Sunday, June 24, 2018

[Voice of Keith Morrison - Dateline] "Oh, That Pesky Constitution......"



New Art Work Appearing at Big Pharmaceutical Headquarter Offices. What Can It Mean? Asking for a Friend......