The Death Star has entered our Galaxy...

.....ok it's just Mimas a moon orbiting Saturn. Still though very similar.

 

Real Racing Flames

Wait for it....

And another funny wait for it moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCDPwMpYDGs
 

Pretty Funny in Texas....

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/abstinence-only-texas-high-school-hit-by-chlamydia-outbreak/ar-BBjf9nM

How's that only teaching abstinence working out for you. Maybe if you taught sex ed they would know the value of condoms in stopping the spread of sexual diseases. Texans get you head out of your asses, kids in high school have raging hormones and need guidance on how to protect themselves. By teaching only abstinence you are just asking for an outbreak of this kind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XSV-VtJfwRw
 

Lining up two by two....

It has been raining pretty much non-stop for days now in Denver. I haven't been able to fertilize the lawn yet due to too many irons in the fire previously and the Consigliere, who is my lawn care professional, has been of no help, in his defense I never asked him too but hey he's my lawn care professional he should just know. I got time on Sunday finally and filled up the spreader but before I could get it applied it started raining again so my fertilizer has sat in the spreader all week waiting for a break but none has come. Might be time to not worry about the lawn anymore and instead focus on building an Ark.

 

Duck Dynasty "The Musical" Closes in Vegas

What exactly were they smoking in the meeting room when they thought this would be a good idea? First it's Vegas, aka Sin City, and the Duck boys are about as far from the typical patrons of Vegas as you could possibly get. Second, a musical? You do understand who the performers are? Who the choreographers are? In relation to the population as a whole they have a much higher percentage of lesbian/gay/bi-sexual/transgender(LGBT) people in their ranks and even if you are not LGBT and in the business you probably have a friend or co-worker who is. The Duck boys are not well regarded in the LGBT community due to the things that have come out on the program and in their appearances. Do you think that maybe the performers/choreographers might not have been all in on this production? Ya think? And nobody brought this up in the countless meetings they should have had to get this musical going? Dumbasses!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/theater-arts/duck-commander-musical-close-early-month-article-1.2209257
 

Late for "May the Fourth Be With You Day"

Betty Willis, Designer of 'Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas' Sign, Dies

 

Goal: Attract Californians to Nevada Desert

Inventor of the Pillsbury Doughboy Passes.....

.....services will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
http://adage.com/article/agency-news/pillsbury-doughboy-creator-dies-89/297957/

 

I'm not a sculpter, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night

Does this....

















look like this....

Or is it just me.....

Very Funny

Go take a read

http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/2015/02/the-genie-with-three-wishes.html

Spock is Dead, Long Live Spock

Well, Leonard Nimoy passed away today. He lived long and prospered, I'm sorry to see him go. He really made Star Trek what it was.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/leonard-nimoy-%e2%80%98star-trek%e2%80%99s%e2%80%99-spock-dies-at-83/ar-BBi2SNv?ocid=iehp

I just hope he mind melded with someone before his passing so his knowledge can be passed down to future generations.

1 to beam up, God.




 

Disaster in Commerce City (where the Godfather works)!

Who cut the cheese......truck on SB E-470?!?!?

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2015/02/23/semi-crashes-into-bridge-on-e-470-spilling-cheese-on-tollway/

Please save the Jalapeno Jack and Smoked String Cheese!!!!

Creative Baby Notifications

Think Vanilla Ice song.....

In case you didn't get the last one, that yellow/brown thing is a bun.

 

Creepy Uncle Biden

Best captions for this picture I have seen are:

"I'd like to make you "Secretary of DePants""
"I've got a place for you on my staff"
"Did you finish that "50 Shades of Grey" book?"



What ISIS Really Wants

Go take a read. If this is all true, then the end game of ISIS is the end of the world. They want to die. They can't be reasoned with because anything short of pure Islam is against Islam and thusly a punishable by death crime. These people are whacked. They want to die? I say give'm what they want.

http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2015/02/what-isis-really-wants/384980/

I think it's art...

 

... but if it's not it's funny as hell.

 

 

 

I did not know that....

...they used to eat the groundhog on Ground Hog Day, which is today. They even celebrated/hunted/ate ground hog during the summer too.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/the-original-groundhog-day-involved-eating-the-groundhog/ar-AA8TrRy?ocid=iehp

Loved the Bill Murray movie
"Don't Drive Angry"

Ayn Rand Reviews Children Movies

Found this link over at Dooce  http://dooce.com/

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ayn-rand-reviews-childrens-movies

Go take a look and have a laugh.

First thoughts...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMVvTl83gWg&x-yt-ts=1422579428&x-yt-cl=85114404&feature=player_embedded

...after I received a text w/picture about a friends son's graduation from boot camp(see from the 1:10 timemark to the 1:17 timemark for my first thoughts). I did congratulate the young lad on completing basic training and for his future service to our country.