Speedo & Flip Flop protest...

Another individual has had it with the TSA security measures and stripped to his underwear to show he was hiding nothing and got arrested for it. Its time for all of us to wear nothing but speedos and flip flops to the airport. Who's with me?

I could never get any takers....

A "woman" has been arrested in Idaho for performing fake breast examinations in local bars. I say "woman" because I guess this lady use to be a dude. I've got nothing against breast exams in bars, I've tried to perform several myself but the women all refused.

If you touch my Junk........

I'm sure you've all seen or heard about this.

And Now......
Top Ten other things you could say at the airport instead of "I'll have you arrested"

If you touch my junk.....

10. you'll owe me at least dinner.
9. do I get double my airline miles?
8. can I at least keep my over sized shampoo & conditioner?
7. you'll owe me $20 for a feelsy.
6. we'll have to get married.(Valid in Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Washington, D.C.)
5. please tell me if you think it feels infected.
4. please tell the lady behind me that it will be worth her while.
3. should I cough to make it feel like I'm at the doctor's office.
2. do I have to march in the gay pride parade with you next year.

and the number one other thing you could say....

1. can I at least request that a female TSA employee touch my junk instead?

Better yet why not just have a dedicated area of female strippers to search the men and Chippendale's to search the women, lets make flying fun again. Bonus, this idea guarantees no Muslim terrorist would ever fly again.

God knows I Love'm.....

Click here to get your t-shirts and wrist bands.

Choices, Choices, Choices......

I've solved the Budget Deficit, How about you?

These are not the missiles you are looking for......

This is the "Official" government statement of the
supposed missile launch off the coast of California:

"Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a
thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus."

Nothing to see here, move along........

The story as it where. Typical government cover up,
can't even come up with a good cover story.

Jimmy McMillans Vote Count Wasn't Too Damn High

I love this guy, but sadly he did not win the New York Governor's seat.

Watch the video

He did beat the escort madam Kristen Davis though:

See the results

Happy Halloween

Godfather's Jack-O-Lantern made from produce out of the

Godfather's father's Wisconsin garden.

It's not a hat its a horn!

My neighbors said to me that that they live next to a disturbed

individual........I gotta find out who they're talking about.

McRib Mystery Explained (partially)

The Godfather and I are huge fans of this mystery McDs sandwich. He also has blogged about its pork goodness/elusiveness recently. Well, NPR has researched the subject and have documented their findings in this article and podcast (its a good listen): Fan Alert: The Wild McRib Has Been Sighted
There is also google maps mashup tool (user contributions) for locating their availability: McRib Locator

Would you vote for Rich Whitey?

Found this at another blog and thought it was too funny. The fact that it mostly occurred at predominantly minority polling places makes you wonder if it was intentional. Can you see a minority individual going into vote and having a choice between several candidates and one of them is Rich Whitey. I don't see him getting any votes in these wards.

Denver Hosting Nascar Race......sort of

Good news for the Godfather!
Watch the press conference here:

Poor and Stupid
Tags: SOUTH
PARKEric Cartman,Leopold "Butters" Stotch,more...

And watch the other related videos from the same episode! They are all greatness. And how about their corporate sponsor?!?!?
Best part about this South Park parody is Nascar drivers get it. They are not mad and actually appreciate the publicity. They know that nothing is sacred with South Park writers......

Pat Tillman Memorial Bridge

This bridge engineering is greatness and an awesome tribute to one of my favorite American heros! The Godfather took me to see the construction a year ago.
Hoover Dam bypass bridge dedication planned next week

Going Postal..

The postal service union has determined that thousands of mailed out ballots for the unions own election have been lost in the mail. I'm sorry, buts thats funny.

I continue to use the mail for bill paying, hey I'm old school, because I like the act of sitting down and seeing where all my money goes to when I write out my checks. I think it helps reinforce that I need to spend less. If I just clicked on a button to pay a bill I don't think it would register as deeply as when I write out a check. I do have two bills that do get taken out directly out of my account and it just doesn't seem to be the same.

Congrats to Kim Jong Il's Offspring!

On their well deserved promotions to Senior (4 Star) Generals.
Kim Jong Il Promotes Youngest Son and Daughter
N Korea is very well run country and is destined for greatness based on Kim Jong's leadership and these recent promotions.
And I love the fact that his kids were educated outside that country.

Not Good Enough for the Homeless

LeBron's old Cleveland Cavs jerseys are not wanted by the homeless in Miami:
Miami Coalition rejects LeBron James's jerseys for homeless.

In Case of Emergency, Please Remove Your Bra

Gotta love Fox News: In Case of Emergency, Please Remove Your Bra

Anyone for a little Beastiality????

I won't be attending this show:

From the ad:

"A Magical Encounter Between Man and Horse"

"...contains the most horse love you've ever seen...."

Yeah.......not my cup of tea.

Discovery Channel Held Hostage

This guy can't be all bad look at his quote:

" Nothing is more important than saving ... the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans.”

Froggies? not just Frogs but Froggies. I myself am partial to froggies including having a stuffed animal shaped like a froggy as a child that was orange fabric on top and multicolored fabric on the bottom and probably weights a good two to three pounds with the beanie bag chair filling inside of it.

and, of course, the Squirrels, I like squirrels too, in fact I kept a squirrel alive through a winter after it had lost a hand in combat probably with the neighbors cat by feeding it almonds and pecans, I named it Stumpy.

By the way the title came from my receptionist who came into the lunch room while I eating and said that some guy was holding the Discovery Channel hostage.

Two Beers and Jump…..The Ballad of Steven Slater

This is the good time song of this summer.
Slater has become a pop culture icon for the way he handled airline customer service and the way he quit his job. Fallon sums up the story with this tune.
(new business idea mental note: inflatable slide rentals for disgruntled employees/spouses/tech support)

Tech Support - Top Secret Flowchart

If I have ever helped you with an IT issue, I would like to pull back the curtain and take you behind the scenes.
But sadly, the Consigliere uses no special sauce to assist with your computer problems.....just the following flow chart: