Tuesday, June 19, 2018

WWJD? Who Would Jesus Detain?

...as seen in the comments on the separating of children from their parents in the immigration debacle happening along the border.

Not sure how anyone with a conscience could think this is a good idea to separate families. These children will be traumatized for the rest of their lives and will come back to haunt us once they reach maturity. I believe this is how terrorist are formed.

Dooce has some insight.


Bonddad Blog has his take.


Tuesday, June 12, 2018

The New Face of the Republican Party (GOP)

Multiple Facial Piercing - Check
Make America Great Again Hat - Check
Pot Coin TShirt - Check
Supports Communist Dictator (and Kim Jong Un) - Check
Supports Frat Boy executions for felony convictions (Otto Warmbier) - Check

Favorite Twitter Posts from Korea Summit:
@BenjySarlin I’m not sure it’s possible to capture an entire era in one image, but Dennis Rodman running a cryptocurrency grift on live TV from the North Korea summit while wearing a MAGA is a serious nominee

@ObsoleteDogma Just trying to explain to 1998 me that Dennis Rodman is trying to sell an online scam currency based on marijuana while he’s outside a North Korean peace summit that President Donald Trump is holding

@UncleBlazer Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Dennis Rodman can do for your country.

@ktumulty Dennis Rodman’s Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech is going to be epic.

@AndyRuther - Our President is a reality TV star who tweets like a 14 year old girl.
- Former Olympic champ Bruce Jenner is now a chick.
- Dennis Rodman is helping disarm North Korea's nuclear warhead program.
- And Kim Kardashian is getting people released from prison.
Welcome to 2018!

@EsotericCD Dennis Rodman, standing in Singapore, talking live on CNN, just shouted out to Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam in thanks for his support in Rodman's North Korean diplomacy efforts.
I'm tripping balls, aren't I?

@senatorshoshana I feel like Dennis Rodman crying on CNN is one of those things someone from the future will be sent back in time to stop

@EdKrassen I just listened to Dennis Rodman speak for 10 minutes on the #TrumpKimSummit. Why do I feel like I just ran a marathon backwards?

@GhostPanther Sleep easy fellow citizens. Donald Trump and Dennis Rodman are negotiating for the nuclear fate of mankind.

Monday, June 11, 2018

Fox & Friends Anchor: "Regardless of What Happens in that Meeting Between the Two Dictators...." And No One Corrects Her?!?!?!?

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Welcome to Bar Facebook (Godfather's Favorite Watering Hole)

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Jim Jefferies Joins Samantha Bee's - C*nt (Ivanka Trump) Apology Tour

Already Pre-Ordered Case of Korea Peace Talks Commemorative Coins (discounted for obvious reasons)

Whitehouse Gift Shop

Small Hands??

The letter is actually a normal size letter. It just shows that Trump's hands are small.
Great practical joke by Kim Jong-un.

Monday, June 4, 2018

Gates open up for prejudice

Well the Supreme Court decided the Masterpiece Baker was within his rights to refuse to make a cake for the gay couple.  Of course the couple probably should not have asked for a dick shaped cake in the first place. The baker would have needed to order a new cake pan.

I'm sure this will release all the bigoted and prejudiced people to feel free to discriminate against anyone they don't like. Welcome to Trumplandia. Enjoy the ride.


Saturday, June 2, 2018

We Are Well Stocked w/ BBQ Sauce in Case of Apocalyptic Crisis

Michael Keaton's Advise to Graduates

Friday, June 1, 2018

It's For Sale by Who??

Reflective clothing for chickens. Yes chickens.
Sold by the company called Omlet. Awesome.


Thursday, May 31, 2018

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Who Greenlighted This???


How can anyone have said "Yes let's make this game". They have got to be the stupidest person to walk the planet. "Why yes, I think a school shooter needs to practice his craft first".

What's worse....

This isn't the first video game to create such controversy. In 2011, another game, "School Shooter," which portrayed the Columbine school shooting that took place in 1999 in Colorado, was pulled after public outcry.

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

I was wrong too....

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. 
Those people walk just like that." 

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. 
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class." 

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him
And one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help 
But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.. 
Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." 

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." 

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "Well, I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

Thanks Woodsterman


Thursday, May 24, 2018

Kim's Long Game, Trumps Short Game

Drive for Show, Putt for Dough. Kim succeeded,Trump not so much.