Mmmmm piggy......

Poll Tax, I thought those were illegal....

owww, it's a pole tax.

Now having viewed some of the finer adult establishments in the greater Houston Area during the Consigliere's second bachelor party, at least we didn't end up with a flamingo on this second one we merely had soberly challenged men relieving themselves off the back of a party bus in traffic,  I don't see a problem with this as it cost a buttload to get into those establishements in the first place so what's another $5. And it's trying to solve rape cases which is admirable as we don't need these predators on the streets.

We are a nation of idiots.....

Well the Supreme Court has came down with it's decision that the Affordable Care Act(aka Obamacare) is a constitutional tax. The right wingers are up in arms as are the illiterate masses. Some have gone to twitter to voice their outrage and have shown their ignorance.

One can hope that this was a person was making a joke as Canada has a national healthcare plan or this guy is an idiot. My best guess is this guy is an idiot. By looking at the comments I think there are a lot more where he came from. One of the commentors even called Justice Roberts a socialist, a socialist? are you kidding me, have you heard of Citizens United? Most just showed their ignorance by saying they could not afford health insurance because they didn't have a job when the act specifically lays out that the poor don't have to pay, it's means tested people!

I've got several die hard republicans in my office and while I have not heard from any of them today I'm sure they will come out of the wood work soon. They talk about self reliance and everyone paying their own way but we as the insureds have been paying for all these uninsureds now via our inflated healthcare premiums. You would think that they would be happy that everyone has to pull their fair share. I just don't understand republicans I guess.

Quote, Unquote

“Government workers waste their time building roads, teaching schools, all of the useless sort of stuff when they could be out there selling shares in credit default swaps.”


In response to someone who told their parents they were gay and posted about it
        “I was going to make a gay joke……butt fuck it.”

“I'll buy the notion that corporations are people when Texas executes one...”

First go read this http://jezebel.com/5919206/cosmos-44-most-ridiculous-sex-tips
 then see the comment below:


“Alternate between folding his penis into an origami owl, and trying to drown it like a mangy kitten in a bowl full of melted chocolate. Once the penis is sufficiently owl-shaped and/or conditioned to be terrified of chocolate, play loud Sousa marching music at it while slapping it rhythmically with a fly swatter. If these ministrations haven't brought your man to the highest heights of pleasure, finish off the sexy fun by super-gluing Fruit Loops to his shaft and mailing photos of your art project to Aunt Edna.”

The Illusion of Choice

Vote for One? Are you kidding me.
Can you tell me where is the choice on this ballot?
What a waste of paper and tax money. It seems to me that common sense would dictate that if there are no issues to be decided and everyone is running unopposed then we can do without the ballot.

Irresponsible Sources

the back of the Home Depot paper receipt says "Paper from responsible sources".

Would irresponsible sources be loggers that cut down the trees in front of your house in the middle of the night?

Speaking of trees......its that time of year to once again steal trees from the old man's property. He approves, but there has been grumbling about not replacing the dirt.

Indecent Golf at Woodlands Course

Alicia Binford & Shelly Lewis: Their Golf Game Is Indecent
Sounds like a story from CaddyShack.
The Godfather & Consigliere do not condone such criminal activities on the links!
Funny & off color comments below article.

Thoughts from my Gastric Surgery Stomach....

A Chipotle burrito bowl is a week long commitment.

Diarrhea is sometimes preferable to not crapping at all.

Over eating really hurts and the pain lasts for a long time.

I miss Einstein's Everything bagel with jalapeno salsa cream cheese.

A lot of vegetables are too big to purchase. For that matter alot of foods at the grocery store are packaged with way more than I can eat before they go bad.

I don't miss salads.

I'm down to the last notch on my belt.

and.........
If I am ever sentenced to death my last meal is gonna suck.

That Burning Sensation.....

A man is claiming that he was burned by a urinal at an Arby's SEE THE ARTICLE. The burning sensation was probably a venereal disease he must have picked up. Now I do commend him for not having sex with his wife to keep her from getting said disease. And I must say it is quite inventive of him to claim that a urinal burned him and has kept him from having sex with his wife. But he really just needs to go to the doctor and get some penicillin.

Why are they wearing Bio/Nuke Suits?

Take a look at this ARTICLE

OK so it was secrect space mission conducted by the Air Force, that's cool.

But.........
Why are the people inspecting the aircraft wearing Biohazard/Nuke suits?
and when a goverment official says:
        "My words to others who might read anything else into that is, 'Just listen to what we're telling you,'" McKinney added. "This is, pure and simple, a test vehicle so we can prove technologies and capabilities."


Why are the hairs standing up on the back of my neck?

Every 75 Years......

First READ THIS
Now I am not one to wish a revolution upon us as they tend to be bloody. However with the way things are going in this country I can see mass uprisings as more people start to figure out that they completely screwed as their houses are taken away and they can no longer feed and cloth their children. When a man is pushed past his limits, basic instincts kick in and those instincts are animalistically violent.

The only people that can stop this coming revolution are the people that will lose the most if they don't do something about the inequality. The top 5-10% in wealth in this country control the wages in this country. If they were to loosen the purse strings and pay decent wages, inequality would diminish and our country would pull itself out of the recession. When poor people have more money they spend it which causes good and services to be bought which in turn creates more jobs. These newly employed then buy more things and the process repeats.

This could happen if the rich could see that by reducing their profits their own health and well being is preserved, but my guess is the rich will continue to screw the working man/woman and line their pockets and this country will end up in a very bad place.

The rich in this country need to do the right thing before they find themselves staring down the business end of a weapon.

That's just my opinion, I could be wrong. 

Just for the Godfather's Younger Brother...

Help STOP deforestation! (Jungle Bird Does US Open)

i dont want to call foul here, but......nbc (the peacock network) who brodcast the us open is also the tv host of the 2012 summer olympics in the uk (jungle birds hat). awesome marketing nbc!

"Quote", Unquote

“Why do financial journalists make up words like “Spailout” and “Grexit?”
            “Because they are bored, miserable creatures.”
“Aren't you one of them?”
            “Yes. Yes I am.”

“It's like some sort of anti-blitzkrieg in which the world is hoping a reluctant Germany grudgingly takes over most of Europe.”

“Stuff is hard.”
      “Trying to order at the drive through again? You just talk at the
        speaker. Jesus, how many times have we gone through this?"
“I did that but then this man came behind and started yelling that I needed to get the hell out of the way so he could mail his letter. I tried to tell him that I’m still waiting for the monkey wearing roller skates dressed like a waiter to bring me my food, but then he said something that was very mean and threw his letter at me.”

"I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident."

Germany Gets Even??

Many in the Euro zone are complaining of German conspiracies and they might be right.
Take a look at this article.
I gotta admit after I read the article I could see what they are talking about. Wouldn't that be something to have a country that was defeated in war win economically later. Kinda reminds me of Japan a little as they were defeated and then became an economic juggernaut in electronics and cars. I believe it was the Japanese that coined the phrase "Business is War". All I know is I see this all ending badly for everyone in the world. Maybe the Euro zone needs to practice their "Heil Germany"s.

There's a blog for everything....

I just found a blog devoted to pictures of Wall Street brokers with hands on their faces, check it out:

THE BROKERS WITH HANDS ON THEIR FACES BLOG

Reason #5634 Why America is Going Down the Crapper

Are you kidding me? The Jersey Shore numb nuts earn $2.5 Million per year!!! WTF people, stop watching this crap.

CBO Clears the Air

Take a look at the following article

The Fiscal Legacy of George Bush

Republican like to blame it on Obama but the facts don't back it up. I know, I know, Republicans don't need facts. Yet the facts show that without Shrubs tax cuts and if the Republicans hadn't gotten rid of Clinton's PAYGO system we could be out of debt and this is written by a member of the Reagan and Bush I administrations so it's not a Democratic operative at work.

One of the comments to the article summed up the republican masses at this time:

"In short, we are being manipulated and it is almost impossible to avoid being manipulated. Of course, one of the things people emotionally reject is the notion they are personally subject to manipulation. Its other people who are being manipulated. But that natural response is just one more thing for the marketing folks to use in their efforts to manipulate us."

This is the mindset of Republicans that they are not the one's being manipulated but in reality they are all puppets.

WAKE UP REPUBLICANS YOU ARE BEING MANIPULATED.

This Venn Diagram is Greatness!

Apocalypse Godfather

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning......it smells like victory"





The doctor has me on a testosterone cream that I apply in the morning and it smells like gasoline as I apply it to my chest and arms. So every morning while applying the cream I say "I love the smell of napalm in the morning....it smells like victory."

Seen and Heard in my Travels

“So what you’re saying basically is that a socialist, is anyone who wants to spend government money on things you don’t like.”


“As a nation we are on a trajectory that will end just like every single game of Monopoly ever played has ended: with one person owning absolutely everything, and the rest sitting around in agony just hoping to god that the game would end.”

"It's not road 'rage' if I'm laughing the whole time I'm doing it."

“ I have reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.”

“Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it has ran me over and just kept going.”

“ Help me be self-sufficient”

Marathoner

The Consigliere is a marathoner who has several medals in his unsold truck to attest to his conquests. He just completed the Colfax Marathon but I don't know if he got another medal for it. At least he didn't run in the Edinburgh Marathon in which he would have received this for his efforts:

Just a little phallic don't you think.....