Godfathers Next Pet Feeding Bowl

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Customer Comment at Arapahoe Basin - RE: Cell Phone Service

Great customer comment at Arapahoe Basin about new cell phone service on the mountain: "What happened? My cell phone rang today! I'm so sad!! Part of the joy of this place was our phones didn't work. It was perfect. Please change back."

Green Smoke....We have Green Smoke

Oooppps....sorry.....
 that was just the Jamaican Cardinal lighting up a fatty.

America's Playground

If all has gone according to plan I'm in America's Playground for the NASCAR Kobalt 400. If not, I'm upside down in an arroyo somewhere in Arizona along I-40.

I'll be at the Nationwide Race on Saturday, watching 2 cover bands Saturday evening at Count Vamps, Pair-o-Dice City (Guns & Roses cover band) & Fan Halen(Van Halen cover band). And then the Sprint Cup on Sunday with a little gambling afterwards. Wish me luck.

ATF Surveillance Van 2

We have changed the Godfather's and Consigliere's home WIFI's name to "ATF Surveillance Van 2" to freak out the neighbors.

In Honor of the Godfather's Road Trip

Lake Wobegon Accounting Department

Well its been a quiet week here at the Lake Wobegon accounting department. It's time for the annual reviews of the folks that account for all the bills and keep the lights on in the office. Seems that everyone is feeling the Lake Wobegon effect as they fill out their review forms.

The forms are quite simple just 12 criteria for judging your accomplishments for the year. From Safety to Integrity to Respect to Courage and Compassion and let's not forget to throw FUN in there too. You grade yourself on a 1-4 scale with 4 being Superior, 3 being Effective, 2 being Developing and 1 being Needs Improvement.

All of the accounting departments employees have sent their reviews in with nothing but 4's across the board for their work during the last year. This is outstanding being that we are in Lake Wobegon,  where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking and all the children are all above average.

Me thinks my minions think a little too highly of themselves. 

Quote , Unquote

"The bank executives have made it clear: We go down, we take the entire US financial system with us. Yes, they have that power. Be afraid. Be very afraid"

“ We’re not happy til you’re not happy”

“Create a reality TV series about them. Someone will watch it.”

“ Everything is better with a cookie”

Topless Iranian communists are the best kind of Iranian communists”

Iranian Nukes

It seems that Tehran is having a rodent problem. They are sending out snipers to kill the little guys who turn out to be not so little ranging in size up to 10 pounds. That's not a rat that a Nutria. I think Iran needs to add a little more shielding to their nuclear sites as some of radioactive materials seem to be getting out.

Happy Sequester Day..

Finally a day to celebrate all that is Sea Quest.....what....what do you mean it not the day to celebrate the great television show Sea Quest.

Damnit....

Well, in that case I hope you got all your friends and family a Sequester Day card or gift. Of course you have to pay cash for the cards or gifts as you cannot use a credit card because that would ruin the whole purpose of Sequester Day now wouldn't it.