More quotes seen and heard.....

“Did you know that you can feed a lot of squirrels into those pneumatic tubes at the bank before the teller finds the shut-off switch”

"We are all linked, so if we're going to hell, they're coming with us”

“Not saying these two are completely forthcoming, but how exactly would that investigation into whether the alligator was attacking or not attacking have been conducted to reach that conclusion?”
        comment on the above “Fish and Wildlife interviewed the other gators in the area. Their stories didn't match up with the story of the two guys in the boat.”

“If you want your eggs cooked into an omelet we can’t help you, if you wants your eggs fertilized you've come to the right place”

Now What??

Had some blood work done recently and now the doctor wants to see me. It's never good when the doctor calls and wants to see you right away. I've never had a doctor call and say that everything is fine and I should come in right away because they like really like me.

The testing was on my testerone levels which came in low on the test before this and they made me go back to get retested. I guess my balls have decided it was as good as time as any to quit. Seems everytime I take a step forward something else in my body decides that it has had enough. I guess this is what getting old is.

It does answer the question of why I've gained a new appreciation for broadway musicals, chick flicks and show tunes though.

This is a Depression!

People may just say that this is a deep Recession but I have to beg to differ. Look at who is being laid off now.   Sesame Streeter's are being let go!! Poor Muppets their job prospects aren't to good after that last movie.

Mothers Day 2012 Slide Show

Cruise pics from last year:

Happy Mothers Day!!!!!

Our Mom does not partake of the fire water, but I still appreciated this sentiment :-)

Time Cover - Are You Mom Enough?

From Tom Hank's Bachelor Party:

Rest in peace, Maurice Sendak, Author of 'Where The Wild Things Are'.

Christopher Walken narrates (with lots of commentary) one of my favorite childhood books:

Quotes that caught my eye.....

“If you aren’t paying for the product – you are the product”


“ Most people can’t think outside the box because the instructions for getting out of the box are written on the outside of the box.”

“I’m starting to think my meth dealer might be an enabler”

“ I feel like just to watch it I would need to be high. To understand it I would need horse tranquilizers”

“Excuse me, do you have any kosher bacon?”

“You can tell by his skin tone that he has a strong moral character and good leadership qualities.”

I'm not a racist....

Way to go West Virginia. 41% of the Democrats and/or Independents(semi-closed primary in WV) voted for a white felon inmate who is a resident of a Texas Penal Institute who won't be eligible for release until next year after the election. What could be the reason for this erratic voting behavior in West Virginia.

Here are the TOP TEN Reasons:

10. Had a little to much moonshine on the way to the election center and couldn't see who I voted for.
9.   Had meth cooking in my trailer so I just voted for the first candidate on the list.
8.   He's my cousin, I had to back his presidential bid, kin is kin.
7.   Look at that sweet mullet, he's got my vote
6.   I can't read so I don't know who I voted for.
5.   Had to get to the Klan meeting and pushed the wrong button.
4.   My preacher man told me how to vote, I don't go against God's word.
3.   My cigarette ash covered up the other name so I thought there was only one candidate.
2.   He looks like an honest young feller who just got caught up with the wrong crowd.

And the number one reason

1.   I'm not a racist, but there's no way I'm voting for a black man for president.

Thanks West Virginia Democrats for showing your true colors today. Even the Republicans aren't a much brighter group as Romney, the only candidate remaining, only received 69% of the vote and the other candidates that have dropped out receiving the rest of the vote.

and also Mexicans.......

"God bless Americans and also Mexicans" Joe Pesci as Simon Wilder in "with Honors" sung to the tune of God Bless America

Happy Cinco De Mayo

Star Wars Day

Today is May 4th

May the Fourth

Add "be with you"
May the fourth be with you

Change fourth to "Force"
May the Force be with you

I know it's a stretch but some Star War fans have it adopted it and made today Star Wars Day.