Friday, July 29, 2016

Hey Supreme Court, You got this one wrong.

How much more blatant can you get with trying to restrict voting rights by race.

"The court found that by 2013, African-American registration and turnout rates had reached near parity with those of whites. But weeks after the Supreme Court weakened the Voting Rights Act in Shelby County v. Holder in 2013, Republicans said they planned to enact an "omnibus" voting law. The court's ruling continued: "Before enacting that law, the legislature requested data on the use, by race, of a number of voting practices. Upon receipt of the race data, the General Assembly enacted legislation that restricted voting and registration in five different ways, all of which disproportionately affected African-Americans."

Shame on you North Carolina.

Poor Bastard. He'll be at it all night

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

RNC Keynote Speaker Monday

Melania Trump did a pretty good job with her speech at the RNC last night. Her grasp of the English language after 20 years in the country though is not real good it seems.  A few critiques I could come up with are that she only said United States instead of United States of America for most of the speech. Several times I noticed she used your country instead of our country which being she is a naturalized citizen of the country she should have used our. I couple times when talking about kids it seemed that she was only talking about the well being of her kids. And then of course there is the plagiarizing of part of Michelle Obama's speech from 2008. The plagiarizing in my opinion is a non-issue as that type of wording has been used well before Michelle Obama ever used those same words. Pretty common words to inspire the next generation to try to achieve success.

Lastly Donald's photo op at the end looked like he was saying look at these breasts, these are First Lady breasts and they're YUUGGE, spectacular and the best ever because they're always winning. And what was with the Donald's introduction of Melania when he kept saying the same thing over and over. Was the teleprompter stuck.

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Tortoises for Trump

News Flash: Tortoise comes out as Trump supporter.

The Consigliere and I grew up not to far from Sawgrass Lake Park. I once saw a woolly mammoth worm on the wooden elevated walkways that go through the park. Big worm with a hairy covering just inching along.

Probably kids just messing around with whiteout that they swiped from dad's desk. Glad they didn't hurt the tortoise.

Of course how do we know that the tortoise isn't a Nazi? He might have been at a Nazi function and got the swastikas from a vendor kiosk.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Kim Jong-Un

When you crush a marshmallow rabbit it looks like Kim Jong-Un.

Monday, July 11, 2016

Gas Issues

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week." The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Thanks Woodsterman