Consigliere Boycott

The consigliere is boycotting this brand of kiwi due to it's lewd description of a New Zealand girl

Thinking of the Old Man

The old man had one of these and traded it in on a baby shit green Toyota station wagon with wood side paneling . I eventually inherited said station wagon while I was in high school and proclaimed it was a sports car because it only had two doors. I drove it like it was a sports car and eventually drove it into the ground.
I saw this Carmen Ghia that is being restored by the neighborhood chop shop on the road right across the street from my office.

Views from my house of Colorado Wildfires Smoke

Earth Hour

Saturday March 31 at 8:30 PM is Earth Hour. During Earth Hour you are requested to turn off all non essential lights. I was in Vegas last year when this happened. I had no idea it was happening but I overheard some people talking about it so I went outside and sure enough at the appointed hour the lights on the Vegas strip went dark. Now all the street lights and essential safety lights were still on but to see the strip without lights was quite the sight.

Happy National Cleavage Day

Do your breast to have a good day. Sure its made up by a bra company but I'm not complaining.

Memories from the Sixth Floor

After my surgery me and my orderly would do my six daily walks down the hallway of the sixth story of the hospital with my roller walker singing this song:
(To the tune of LMFAO's "Sexy And I Know It")

This is how I roll assless gown out of control
When I'm at the beach I've got a "Not A Whale" robe trying to over my cheeks
Nurse look at that body, nurse look at that body, I don't work out
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, yeah
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, yeah
....I'm chunky and I know it

Yeah, they were serving up some good drugs.......all ya gotta do is just click the button man.

Trayvon/Zimmerman Media Bias Explained

Velicoman did a nice piece of work with his portrayal of how the media is deplicting the two sides of this story. Go see the pictures.
Velicoman has all sorts of opinions that run contrary to my beliefs but he is a good read.

Need to Amend my Last Request

I had wanted to be cremated and blown out of Hunter S Thompson Canon with Fireworks

but this Bacon Coffin Idea has got me thinking.

Santorum has Pink Balls

This guy just can't keep his yap shut.

The term "pink balls" is also known to be the female equivalent of male "blue balls".
I'm convinced that Santorum thinks about gay men more often than Barney Frank thinks about gay men.

The Dark Lord Gets a Heart

Will it be like The Wizard of Oz's Tin Man?
Probably not and how much do you want to bet the person who "donated" the heart had an convenient "accident". I wouldn't put it past Cheney.
I'm suprised the heart didn't reject itself as soon as it was in Cheney's chest.

RACIST ALERT...RACIST ALERT....RACIST ALERT

The news is sad that a man lost his life and my prayers are with his family as they deal with this crisis.....but his name sounds mexican and he was killed by pinto beans.

See the story...

Welfare Queen and her mother....

I guess it's true once you get on welfare you never get off it and it runs in the family. A Michigan women on welfare assistance won a million dollars in the lottery and took home $500,000 after taxes. She continued to get welfare assistance even though she had plenty of money. This shows how messed up the system is. As soon as she won that kind of money the state/feds should have black flagged her for any more assistance. Her assertion is that since the state didn't cut her off it must be OK for her to continue to get welfare. Even more telling is her mother that says it's not illegal and so it's nobodies business.
YO WELFARE QUEEN & MOTHER, it sure is my business because it's my tax money that you are squandering!!!!!

I'm all for helping the needy and prior to her win she probably needed the assistance and that's fine but that changed the minute she won.

And what's with the 2 houses. Time to sell one. 

No longer the 400 lb man....

I visited the doctor yesterday and since my surgery I have lost enough weight to no longer be over 400 lbs. I've still got a long way to go but at least I'm allowed to eat solid, albeit soft, foods that consist for now entirely of re-fried beans, cottage cheese, egg beaters and greek yogurt(chunks of fruit in the yogurt though I have to spit out). This is living.......