Thursday, January 28, 2016

Cheeseless Cheesesticks

McDonald's has introduced fried mozzarella cheese sticks to the menu and some are coming out of the fryer with just the breading with no cheese inside.

Some great comments

"as Chester Chettah says it ain't easy being cheesy"

"In an attempt to save money they decide to cut the cheese..."


"I think the mozzarella sticks on the dollar menu do not actually include mozzarella. The ones that include mozzarella are an extra .59 cents."


"It was Mayor McCheese who took them of course. Duhhh!"


"They are doing you a favor when they leave out the cheese"


"McBad!"

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

The Law of Unintended Consequences

So you try to prove that Planned Parenthood was breaking the law and you end up indicted and Planned Parenthood was exonerated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

HA HA, dumbasses.

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Harris-grand-jury-indicts-pair-behind-Planned-6782865.php

I'm in the Pro-Choice group as I think it is up to a woman to decide what she wants to do as she has to live with the consequences of her choice. Until a baby can survive outside the womb it's not a viable human being in my opinion.  At the same time I don't approve of  late term abortions for this same reason. 

Monday, January 25, 2016

Welcome to my world

Short conversation between the project coordinator who is 6 months pregnant and our shop foreman who is 300+ pound man..

(as the Project coordinator opens the bathroom door to enter and the shop foreman is filling out PO's next to the bathroom door)

Shop Foreman: How are you doing?

Project Coordinator: Tired and Fat.

Shop Foreman: Welcome to my world.


My office is close by and I chuckled a little. The project coordinator is using the bathroom quite a bit these days as the baby reduces available space for waste bodily fluids.


Friday, January 22, 2016

Quantum of the Seas - Cruise Ship - Robotic Bar

The Godfather and I cruise with the family every couple of years.  These robot bartenders would make great Shirley Temple and Arnold Palmer drinks for the Godfather.
No surprise that these robots demand an 18% gratuity.




Thursday, January 21, 2016

Peyton's Favorite

Click the link below for the Broncos game day menu for the executive suites for the AFC Championship Game.
http://www.denverbroncos.com/assets/images/pdf/menus/ex_suite_menu.pdf

They are having Manning's Chicken Parm.

The Consigiliere and I will be tailgating before the game with a New England Clam Bake. Of course the stadium management frowns upon our tearing up their pavement though for our pit.

Steps for a New England Clam Bake
  1. Dig big hole in beach.
  2. Line hole with flat beach rocks.
  3. Light big big fire on top of the rocks and let it burn out.
  4. Shovel off ashes.
  5. Layer seaweed, then lobster, corn, clams, mussels, chorizo, and potatoes on top of hot rocks.
  6. Top with more seaweed and cover with sand.
  7. Cook until everything is done.
  8. Dig up and dig in.
  9. Profit.

Monday, January 18, 2016

Good bye Glenn Frey




Bad year for musicians over 60 so far. Got to see the Eagles at Invesco Field @ Mile Hi in the first ever use of the stadium. Took an eight person limo to the show with seven others. Had floor seats and the music was fantastic. Rest in Peace.


Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Spicoli and El Chapo


















Who could have imagined that Jeff Spicoli would be instrumental in taking down drug lord El Chapo. Crazy Times I tell ya, crazy times dude!!


Monday, January 11, 2016

Ain't Gonna Be In No Fire. Not Today

WEB EXTRA: 'Ain't Gonna Be In No Fire. Not Today':

The lady in the video is funny.

PA fire destroyed the electrical panels and left residents without power. When we got to the scene earlier today, we expected everyone would be miserable and upset. But that's not at all what we found.

http://m.newson6.com/story.aspx?story=30930385&catId=112042

Thursday, January 7, 2016

Seen in the comments about if Ted Cruz was natural born.....

... "I wonder if this is some sort of bet between the major parties to see who can put forth the worst candidate that the unwashed masses will vote for."

...."Natural Born obviously means vaginal birth, no C-Section babies can be President."

Myself, I think natural born means born on US soil which can mean military bases overseas or consulates/embassies overseas as they are considered US soil. Now because your parents are US citizens I think that gives you the right to be a US Citizen without going through the naturalization process but it would disqualify you from being President.

Another of the commenter's came up with a scenario that a person is born to US citizens in Saudi Arabia and then becomes radicalized during their formative years and then comes back to the US as a Manchurian candidate, would you want that person to be President and my answer is no. Now of course a US born baby could do the same I suppose but I think the situation would be more easily exposed.






Wednesday, January 6, 2016

The Consigliere and the Godfather can now be found on...

...http://www.wherewhitepeoplemeet.com/

I'm thinking this must be a republican dating site.

Of course this article gives the best response as to where white people actually meet

http://www.vox.com/2016/1/6/10720234/where-white-people-meet-explained

"After consulting some white people I trust, I've compiled a short list of places where white people meet: Coachella, Bowling, Starbucks, Bakeries, Juice bars, Yoga class, Comic-Con, Silicon Valley, CBS, Congress, Farmers markets, Boarding school, North Dakota, Publix, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, Everywhere."

Godfathers Family Circa 1976

Can you spot the Godfather and Consigliere in this archive picture?