File this under....DUHHHHHHH

http://www.nbcnews.com/business/autos/teen-drivers-risk-everyone-road-n365331

Material Safety Data Sheet.....Women

In construction you are required to have Material Safety Data Sheets about all materials used on the job sites at the jobsite. Here is one that all men need to have in their life MSDS book.

stolen from Lonely Libertarian http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/05/know-hazards.html

Latest Entry for President 2016

It can't be bought because it's already cash!!!

Stolen from Mr. Ritholtz http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2015/05/dark-horse-candidate-for-2016/

It's a Game Of attrition at this Point

Republican might have an even more difficult time in the coming elections due to the aging of it's base...go take a read:

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/05/the-gop-is-dying-off-literally-118035.html#.VV-cEE9VhBc

loved the ending....

".....When the political operatives start dissecting and predicting how the electorate is going to show in 2016, they should take into account not only the who and why of the ones that will vote, but also the ones who aren’t showing up this time around because they’ve kicked the bucket.

No carefully-crafted campaign message can change that."

Best Photo Bomb Ever???

Great List, Especially #28

http://www.raptitude.com/2015/02/67-short-pieces-of-advice-you-didnt-ask-for/

Go take a read.

#43   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrfM711vXI it sounds like a man singing.
        Here is full speed version  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWy5_H3xrUQ but it almost sounds like it is speeded up to 78 RPM

#4 is the Undo command. I had to look it up, but in my defense I have a button on my screen that does that. Its a blue arrow that arcs going upward and then banks left.

#3 Is definitely my downfall, I like to sleep.

#12 Is really important with everybody's face in their cell phones and not looking where they are going these days

Godfather's Family Loves Seinfeld - Well Wishes for Letterman in Retirement

Never Fry Gnocchi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=126&v=UkXy12xVnRs

The guy's laugh is infectious.

Not Caring....

I like the investment advice, go take a  read...

http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2015/05/15/the-priceless-art-of-not-caring.aspx

The real reason for the Waco Biker Shootout.....

Stolen from    http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/05/you-knew-someone-was-going-to-say-it.html

The Eternal Three....

http://thegentlemansarmchair.com/comic/life-101/
http://thegentlemansarmchair.com/


Some funny, some stupid, but hey they can't all be winners. Use the back button on the website to see other strips.
 

That's a lot of grandkids....

http://www.legacy.com/guestbooks/timesleader/dorothy-a-scrobola-stella-condolences/174725326?cid=full#sthash.ND7Q2fAw.dpbs

At the top under Guest Book click on "View Obituary"

And they watch FOX News......

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans

....and vote Republican.

You've Got To Be Kidding Me(You've Got Mail)

Verizon bought AOL??? AOL is still around??? They paid 4.4 Billion for AOL???? What were they thinking???//
I think this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse. Funny Twitter reactions in this article.

http://mashable.com/2015/05/12/verizon-aol-twitter-reactions/?utm_cid=mash-com-fb-main-link

Insurance Information

Go git'em Ms. Warren...

Great article about Elizabeth Warren's taking on the "Too Big to Fail" banks. We need more politicians like Ms. Warren. The banks need to help the economy not put it at risk. Banking should be about moving money from those that save to those that need loans. They should make a profit but not the huge profits they currently make with the strange games they play with finances and the leverage. It's time to declare that these large banks are a national security risk and have them separate banking from their other activities that put them at risk of collapsing our economy. They can play all the games they want outside the banking sector and if they lose at the games they are playing then those business goes bankrupt without taking down the banking sector with it.

 http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-05-05/why-elizabeth-warren-makes-wall-street-tremble

Go give it a read.

The Death Star has entered our Galaxy...

.....ok it's just Mimas a moon orbiting Saturn. Still though very similar.

 

Real Racing Flames

Wait for it....

And another funny wait for it moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCDPwMpYDGs
 

Pretty Funny in Texas....

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/abstinence-only-texas-high-school-hit-by-chlamydia-outbreak/ar-BBjf9nM

How's that only teaching abstinence working out for you. Maybe if you taught sex ed they would know the value of condoms in stopping the spread of sexual diseases. Texans get you head out of your asses, kids in high school have raging hormones and need guidance on how to protect themselves. By teaching only abstinence you are just asking for an outbreak of this kind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XSV-VtJfwRw
 

Lining up two by two....

It has been raining pretty much non-stop for days now in Denver. I haven't been able to fertilize the lawn yet due to too many irons in the fire previously and the Consigliere, who is my lawn care professional, has been of no help, in his defense I never asked him too but hey he's my lawn care professional he should just know. I got time on Sunday finally and filled up the spreader but before I could get it applied it started raining again so my fertilizer has sat in the spreader all week waiting for a break but none has come. Might be time to not worry about the lawn anymore and instead focus on building an Ark.

 

Duck Dynasty "The Musical" Closes in Vegas

What exactly were they smoking in the meeting room when they thought this would be a good idea? First it's Vegas, aka Sin City, and the Duck boys are about as far from the typical patrons of Vegas as you could possibly get. Second, a musical? You do understand who the performers are? Who the choreographers are? In relation to the population as a whole they have a much higher percentage of lesbian/gay/bi-sexual/transgender(LGBT) people in their ranks and even if you are not LGBT and in the business you probably have a friend or co-worker who is. The Duck boys are not well regarded in the LGBT community due to the things that have come out on the program and in their appearances. Do you think that maybe the performers/choreographers might not have been all in on this production? Ya think? And nobody brought this up in the countless meetings they should have had to get this musical going? Dumbasses!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/theater-arts/duck-commander-musical-close-early-month-article-1.2209257
 

Late for "May the Fourth Be With You Day"