Thursday, May 31, 2018

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Who Greenlighted This???

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/active-shooter-video-game-prompts-outrage-amid-spate-school-shootings-n878156

How can anyone have said "Yes let's make this game". They have got to be the stupidest person to walk the planet. "Why yes, I think a school shooter needs to practice his craft first".

What's worse....

This isn't the first video game to create such controversy. In 2011, another game, "School Shooter," which portrayed the Columbine school shooting that took place in 1999 in Colorado, was pulled after public outcry.

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

I was wrong too....

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. 
Those people walk just like that." 

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. 
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class." 

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him
And one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help 
But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.. 
Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." 

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." 

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "Well, I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

Thanks Woodsterman

http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/2018/05/old-age-aint-for-wimps.html

Thursday, May 24, 2018

Kim's Long Game, Trumps Short Game


Drive for Show, Putt for Dough. Kim succeeded,Trump not so much.


Monday, May 21, 2018

Royal Wedding - Pool Side Apparel


Traffic Metering Light Incident

Hey, someone mowed over the traffic metering light (good for them).

Hey, there is the car that mowed over the metering light (ouch).

Hey, look at that young couple yelling at each other.

I wanted to stop and thank them for mowing over that stupid metering light, but it looked like they had lots to 'talk' about......

Godfathers Future Calls Home using Google Assistant?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCLLAJDF1fM

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Onion - Girl Scouts Response to Boy Scout's Announcement This Week (allowing girls to join)


Responding to the Boy Scouts’ decision to open up their organization to all genders, the Girl Scouts of America officially announced Thursday that they’ll never ever let any gross-ass fucking boys in. “The Girls Scouts remain dedicated to raising the next generation of America’s women leaders, and as such, there is no way in hell we’d ever consider letting a bunch of dirty, stinky boys into our association,” said CEO Sylvia Acevedo, explaining that they’re firmly committed to restricting the admission of rude, loud young men who smell like shit and will mess everything up by getting in the way of their mission to grow their members into happy, successful, and civically engaged young women. “Not in a million goddamn years would we allow those booger-eating slobs to take part in our camping or community service activities. They’ll just fart and burp and piss everywhere all the time.” At press time, Girl Scout officials also stated that they wouldn’t allow anyone from the Boy Scouts to join, adding that everyone knows the organization was for total pussies.

Inappropriate Sesame Street Captions....

Onion: "Cambridge Analytica Offers 75% Off All Facebook User Data For Blowout Closing Sale"