Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Whats The Worst That Can Happen? Do You Want to Stick Around For That?!?!?

Consigliere: "Wow, what a great 76 yard Bronco TD catch!"
Consigliere: "KC has no time outs left and 3 mins to go.  OK to leave game now?....."

Godfather: "Sure."

Consigliere: "Whats The Worst That Can Happen with an 8 point lead?......"
-"KC marches down the field and score a TD.  Do you want to stick around for that?"
-"KC converts a 2 point conversion.  Do you want to stick around for that?"
-"Game goes to overtime.  Do you want to stick around for that?"
-"Broncos attempts a 65 yard field goal and miss it badly leaving KC the ball at midfield.  Do you want to stick around for that?"
-"KC has a short drive and attempts 30 yard field goal. Do you want to stick around for that?"
-"KC kicker doinks it off the goal post for the game winner.  Do you want to stick around for that?"

Consigliere: "And didn't you drive in from the Grand Canyon that morning?....."
Godfather: "Yup."

Let's hope this isn't our future

Text from Last Night

Friday, November 18, 2016

Where Nobody Remembers Your Name

Denver has voted to allow pot smoking sections in restaurants and other businesses. Stephen Colbert has  come across a new ad for Denver Tourism Council:


Wednesday, November 16, 2016

....nothing but diarrhea and self doubt.

It could very well have happened.......


Trump is not as intelligent as his admirers think he is. I hope it was an eye opening experience.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Apologies Earth....

.....Our Bad.
                       signed America

Interesting times we are living in. We'll just have to see how he governs I guess. He does have both houses though, so whatever happens it is all on the Republicans this time. If he follows through on campaign promises the construction industry in the southwest should see a huge boom with the wall, ISIS should be crapping themselves as they will be defeated in short order, all the illegal immigrants will be culled from our society and sent back to their places of origin and everyone will see huge tax drops. 

Not holding my breath though.

And for those ardent supporters out there.....


Mann Coulter

Mann Coulter is at it again. What an idiot. Most of the Trump clan could not even vote in the election with those rules.


Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Thank You America

Thank you for doing your civic duty today. No matter who wins, voting lets your voice be heard and keeps our democracy alive..

Vote McRib!

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Devil's Glossary

Emails (var: damn emails) (n.): a method of communication that no politician will ever use again

Pepe (n.): Kermit the Frog, but Nazi-curious

More here http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/11/the-2016-presidential-election-a-devils-glossary/505901/

Friday, November 4, 2016

Why cause it's green???

People have a problem with the new Starbucks cup and say it promotes liberalism. I think it is kinda cool with all the different people on it. Oh wait....now I get it.....they aren't all white people. Gotcha!