A Fine Mist of Bullshit

I haven't listened to the podcast but I liked the name of it and Rudy Giuliani inside a poop emoji.

https://crooked.com/podcast/3724/

In Honor of the Consigliere's Birthday

Meat Car

Been reading the blog of Elisson "Lost in the Cheese Aisle" for quite some time. He has been recently diagnosed with ALS. His style of writing was always witty and I think even with a terminal illness he still has the touch. Go take a read

http://concentrated-mind.blogspot.com/2018/07/the-meat-car.html

Colorado Weather

We have been having some active weather lately in Colorado. Lots of rain, hail and wind. With all the rain the soil is saturated and you add in the wind and now 2 of my trees have been blown over. We propped them back up and tied them to posts with ratchet straps. One of the trees, the Northern Elm, though is probably 20ft tall so I don't know if it will make it. The other is my peach tree. The peach is the only tree that has fruit on it still as all the apples have disappeared(squirrels?) and the cherry had no blossoms this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F89hcsP0RqI

rAndOm......

From the mouths of babes....

In the front yard god son playing on the sidewalk with a rollie pollie, up walks god daughter and stomps on the rollie pollie. The mother asks why would she do that. The god son responds trying to diffuse the situation, "Don't worry mom his soul is with Jesus and his body is with concrete".









God son believes that Jesus must be a zombie because he died and came back to life just like a zombie does.










Musings from the hospital.....

While taking my girlfriend for walks around the hospital floor there is a prisoner who is chained to the bed with a guard always in his room. My girlfriend has COPD really bad so we take breaks as we walk and we took a break right at the prisoners room and he was watching TV. He was watching.....COPS.

On the menu the other day at the hospital I noticed they had Beef Wellington. I like Beef Wellington. Filet with vegetables wrapped in a puff pastry, yum. Well it turns out Beef Wellington at the hospital is ground beef with a vegetable compote covered by a soggy bread like substance. So I asked what would Surf and Turf be at the hospital, girlfriend responds

"Pigs Feet and a Goldfish".

We laughed for quite some time at that.

Just add eyes......

....to Trump's signature and it looks like a Klan gathering.

How not to defend yourself.from a knife attack

Literally, laughed out loud.
No idea what they are saying but I loved it when they switched from a knife to a spatula.


https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk7ygNbHCVH/?taken-by=gasparzarateok

Please Re-elect Jason Spencer - Four Term Georgia State Representative!

Uh Oh, More Rocky and Bullwinkle Adventures

Consigliere's Truck is Equipped with this Anti-Theft Device

For the Consigliere and Little Brother

Another good read...

https://www.opendemocracy.net/transformation/ian-hughes/does-donald-trump-s-foreign-policy-actually-make-sense

There is no Collusion....

...except on the day I asked Russia to find the 30,000 missing Clinton emails the Russians started phishing and hacking attacks on Clinton's servers and the DNC servers. Probably just unfortunate timing right?

Almost sounds like....  "He fell on a knife 9 times. Very unfortunate for the young man."

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-russia-clinton-hack_us_5b48d9d0e4b0e7c958faf810

Take a Read...

https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/fintan-o-toole-trial-runs-for-fascism-are-in-full-flow-1.3543375?mode=amp&__twitter_impression=true

Walmart - Who Is Target Market for this Impeach '45' Apparel?!?!? Majority of Your Shoppers Voted for '45'!