Thursday, March 29, 2018

Craigslist Ad

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1650 Pennsylvania Avenue N.W
compensation: Client is a hugely wealthy man. Hugely successful. Everyone says it.
employment type: contract 
Seeking a lead attorney to represent client involved in an ongoing Federal investigation. Must be familiar with laws and procedures around discovery, executive privilege, international financing of licensed real estate, election law and the Logan Act. Working knowledge of social media, especially Twitter is a plus, as is a better than average knowledge of the adult film industry and a collection of Playboy magazines from 1985-2010. Must look the part - Gregory Peck or Tommy Lee Jones type. Prior appearances on Fox News a huge plus.
No fatties.

Must be prepared to work with a client who is very forceful and opinionated about his defense and is his own best counsel.

Basically your job boils down to keeping him from testifying under oath and hoping the rest comes out in the wash.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Not for my family...

....we had the real original....


....and after we all moved out to our own places we used to send it out a Christmas gift amongst the kids as a gag gift. Somewhere along the line it was sadly lost. I still remember the stars on the handle.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Republicans in Illinois have elected a Nazi as their candidate for Congress




Way to go Illinois. At least you have the guts to admit that the Republican party is the party of Nazis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulCw7RJ5eE8

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Going off the rails.....

......this what our world has become....


......god help us all.


Friday, March 16, 2018

That escalated quickly....


https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/974356995410034688