Republicans, Your King Has Spoken

Let the injections, inhalation or ingestion of disinfectants begin. Maybe a Kettle One Lysol or a Jack and Clorox.If you have needles now's a great time to put them to use. Find a good vein.
If that doesn't work shove a UV light down your throat or up your rectum.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1253448138813173760

If you do any of these things you are an idiot and you have helped clean the gene pool and for that the nation is grateful.

Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

The Sequels

Kellyanne Conway once again doesn't understand a thing she says. Whatever pops into her head that she thinks is witty she says. No basis in fact.

 " This is Covid 19, not Covid 1 folks"

https://twitter.com/i/status/1250438639751847941

But if you missed the prior Covids here they are

Covid-1

Covid-2: Electric Boogaloo

Covid-3D

Covid-4: The Revenge

Covid-5: Covid Takes Manhattan

Covid-6: The Final Covid

Covid-7: Covid Lives!

F(Covid)8 of the Virus

Covid-9: Travels Through Time

Covid-10tacles

Covid-11: The Covidening

Covid-12: The Dirty Dozen

Covid the 13th: Quarantine at Crystal Lake

Covid-14: The Dream Warriors

Covid-15: The Search for Fauci

Covid-16: The Covid Awakens

Covid-17: The Last Covid

Covid-18: The Rise of Coronavirus

Covid- 19: #TrumpPlague

Thanks @hperryhorton

Back in the Saddle Again.

Sarina Baumgardner

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At the Hospital 🥺😷

Well, I'm in the hospital and no, it's not coronavirus related. 😩 This was not a good weekend. After spending the last few weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding on Sunday, something I haven't done in years. It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then the horse started to canter and then gallop! I couldn't take the pace and slid off the side of the horse and got my foot caught in the stirrup with the horse dragging me and me yelling for someone to help! Thankfully the manager at King Soopers was able to unplug the machine. And then he actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride it again!

Wisconsin Voters

https://politics.theonion.com/wisconsin-primary-voters-receive-i-voted-gravestones-1842729790

Quarantine takes a mental toll

Truer words have not been spoken

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I’ve never been more painfully aware of how many dumb people will believe whatever dumb shit other dumb fucks tell them. This pandemic is not about who has a “D” or “R” after their names. It’s about listening to the experts with a “D” and an “R” in FRONT of their fucking names.

Body Bags

Trump is upset that the body bags are orange. Might have to do an Executive Order to change the color.

Let them Congregate. They will be meeting Jesus Soon

In a news conference filled with supporters, Spell implied that his congregation could not test positive for coronavirus.

"The virus is attracted to fear, and we are fearless people," he said.



Wow the stupid is strong in this one. Go ahead have 500 people congregate together, what's the worse that could happen, you all die? 

Your Proposal is Acceptable.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/conservative-lightning-rod-roy-moore-advise-louisiana-church-defying-orders-n1175371




https://youtu.be/cpuPN3bT3Xw

In the Air Tonight

Way to much time on our hands these days. This guy is good though.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1245562689029459968

And of course you can't forget Hangover scene...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgrCSjONYpQ

Misquote of the Ages