Old Man Yells @ Chair....

Clint Eastwood pulled a Grandpa Simpson at the Republican Convention.

If you didn't catch it go watch it here. I think Eastwood's best days are behind him and he should stick with reading scripts and directing.

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“You stood up, raised your glass and said “I would like to thank the Academy” and then you promptly passed out and fell through a glass table. That is why we cut you off.”

Sign seen at Home Depot on the side of a clearance stove. “I Love Kids” Yeah…..that’s a little creepy.

“I've decided to watch some porn instead of the GOP convention. The acting and storylines are more credible and there's less paid whores.”

“Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.”

That nameplate really tied the truck together....

On my way to work this morning and I pull up behind this Dodge Ram Pickup with a modified "DODGE" nameplate. I love it.

Gotta love the Irish....

LiveLeak.com - Irish Olympic Sailing Commentary

Perhaps the best Olympic commentary ever......
Here are the highlights to keep up with the commentary

Yeah there you can hear the Olympic horn being sounded....
It's looking very close and confusing.....
Mind your head, sure the fu**s out of there...
Some mad man there going the wrong way completely, he doesn't know where he's going, go back you fool you're not going to win any medals going that way, dickhead......
COK in the lead, whose gonna catch the COK.....
There's some idiots watching from the sidelines there with binoculars in hand....
Lovely Finnish lady, I wouldn't mind finishing off with her....
The aussies are a foot, I can't see them, you'd hear them before you'd see them......
A load of fu**ers there actually for what is essentially a very very boring sport indeed........
Belarus there not so good on the water it seems, questionable human rights records....
Watch the fu**ing head nearly got splattered with the sail again.....
The Dutch as well watcha been smoking....
Lead by Steven Spielberg whose taking notes there a couple of his lads on the phone to a wisen children....
Is that the finish line......
More idiots at the site there from some former British colony it seems, I don't know where exactly but they look annoying......
Very eclectic mix of people on the Team GB boat blending the world of film and sport.... I'm not familiar with the strategy or tactics in sailing......
15 second left somebody has to win this, its neck and neck and neck....
5 seconds left whose gonna win somebody has to win before the clock runs out come on.....

It's the beginning of the race, it's the beginning, I got it wrong, I got it wrong.......

Munchkins Gone Wild....

I was over at Dooce and was reading a post about her staying in the Culver Hotel in California. I had never heard of this story she spoke of so I searched and found this article about what she was talking about. It seems the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz where quite the freaks.

Hairy Monkey in an Ill-fitting Tunic....

What in the world was she thinking. An 80 year old women tried to touch up a century old painting on a column in a church and totally messed it up. The best line in article was from the BBC reporter who said the painting now resembles "a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic."

Quote, Unquotable

“Just mistook a mini tabasco bottle for mini eye drops bottle. Note to self: setup eye examine appointment after burning stops”







"Countries in general get the government they deserve. You want to know why things are so screwed up, look in the mirror(except for you and me, and I’m not so sure about you)”






“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it back in your wallet”




A mother speaking about the look on her baby’s face. ”He’s either deep in thought or he’s taking a shit”

Musicians Acting Badly.....

Megadeth's Dave Mustaine has come out thinking that Obama has a secret agenda to ban weapons and that Obama planned the attacks at the theater in Aurora and at the Sikh Temple in Wisconsin.

Dave, put the pipe down and have some munchies you're getting a little too paranoid.


Hank Williams Jr. has also come out again against Obama saying that he is a Muslim, is against the Military and hates the US. 

Hank, put the bottle of Jack Daniels down and have some bread to absorb the alcohol, you're under the influence of FOX News.


Fame and Fortune don't guarantee brains I guess.....

The first rule of baby daycare fight club....

......is to not record baby daycare fight club on your cellphone. Some extreme geniuses decided to make kids fight each other at the daycare they worked at. I hope they haven't procreated themselves. Could this be another sign of the Apocalypse.

Just a reminder exactly 4 months until the end of the Mayan calendar

Akin' on Rapin'

What a total moron.
What a total idiot.
A women's body can kill the sperm of a rapist or spontaneously abort the zygote? What? How?

Any Missourian who votes for this guy should have there head examined.

The thing the struck me the most was that he said "legitimate rape", like most rapes are made up and the women actually wanted to have sex with the rapist. This guy is all sorts of wrong and sums up the Republican parties view on women. Someone really need to sit these Republicans down and explain how women make up over 51% of the population and you really shouldn't say things that will upset the majority of the voters.

Godfathers Birthday - 2012 Slide Show

Full Screen Slide Show

Quote, "Unquote"

“Note to self: don’t tell your girlfriends dad that you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesn’t find it funny”

“Single ply toilet paper is like bringing a drawing of a gun to a gunfight.”  
                                                   

“Corporations are people; sociopathic people, but people. Sociopaths cannot feel any connection, compassion etc. for other people but are exclusively focused on obtaining their own goals(i.e. profit), regardless of the cost to others.”

“Well if your kid didn’t look like a giant muskrat, I wouldn’t have trapped it”

"Quote", Unquote

“Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.”

"You know how I describe the economic and social classes in this country? The upper class keeps all of the money, pays none of the taxes. The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor are there just to scare the shit out of the middle class. Keep them showing up at those jobs."

"We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should."

“The bad news is, mankind is headed for extinction. The good news is, mankind is headed for extinction.”

Free Love.... it's like its the Summer of '67 all over again...

The Affordable Healthcare Act (aka Obamacare) kicks in free birthcontrol, pap smears, mamograms and other women's healthcare items today. This is great news for the women on the US......

.....wait the Republicans have a problem with this. Oh my God (sorry little brother needed the emphasis) America is under attack like at Pearl Harbor and on 9/11, man the anti-aircraft batteries, buy more bullets on the internet, get to the nuclear fallout shelter, keep your powder dry, the British are Coming, the British are Coming, Obama has unleashed the women to have free love and free breast cancer screening, the horror!!!!!

How any women can vote for a republican is beyond me.