Dating in the age of Covid-19

Just trying to help.

Strip Club is Closed

Ask And Ye Shall Receive...

Covid-19 Ribbon

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/flm0y2/covid19_support_ribbon/

Canola Virus

You can't tell by my words or actions, but I'm a Christian!
...wine we call it Blood..... grape juice they call it Blood Light...
...there's nobody's gonna stop me from going to church unless it's me and my hangover...
...that's like a fast pass...

https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune/status/1242791466885414914


Give it a listen.This is great. A classic.

The end is the best.  God Damn.

No Sports........How about Marbula One Racing

https://youtu.be/3JJWQbWFxHc

What's Up?

Maybe Mom's Got Games Like This..

Human Hungry Hungry Hippos





https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=204605300797071

It may come to this....

Putin Ain't Messin' 'round....

Yes, I know it's fake. But it's funny. Well, I hope it's fake. You never know with Putin.

Support Local Business Including This PDX Food Delivery Service

Best COVID 19 Headline of the Week!!!

Finally, Good COVID 19 News! #SignStealing

Buy American During COVID 19 Crisis!

Anti-Virus

https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=7575031872295738084#editor/target=post;postID=5473955359592340425

aLittleLeftOfNormal Retweeted

SAVAGÉ THA G∅D

@Savagethagod21

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Mar 19

Can we uninstall 2020 and reinstall it? I believe it has a virus.

Quarantinis

Gotta get creative

NoTP

I just went to Walmart, and of course no toilet paper. So I go to the service desk and ask if they had any, the lady there was very annoyed and practically yelled "no" at me and I had to walk all the way back to the bathroom with my pants around my ankles. Bad day!

Covid 19 left behinds

https://ruinmyweek.com/tweets/food-coronavirus-panic-buyers-wont-touch/2/

And of course

Hoarder Elimination Device

https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1240071295108354050

CoronaVirus COVID-19 Art Entitled: "Don't Panic"

Asked Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Where did you get all that toilet paper?" Arnold: "Aisle B, back."

Beware of CoronaVirus COVID-19 Scams!

CDC - CoronaVirus COVID-19 Virus Cell Images

WTF???

published without comment.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8104031/Italian-man-wears-GIANT-disk-extreme-attempt-enforce-social-distancing-Rome.html

What???

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-asian-woman-assaulted-midtown-coronavirus-fears-20200311-aiyrgf3rl5b7jclbx4r2iipana-story.html


2 incidences in New York. Are we this stupid? I guess we are.

“Where’s your coronavirus mask, you Asian bitch!” the woman screamed before socking the victim in the face and running off, cops said.

“Fuck you, Chinese coronavirus!” the teen allegedly screamed as said as the victim fell onto the concrete sidewalk. The teen ran off, cops said.

I'm A Lock for the Million Dollars this year...

A Voice of Reason

Tammy Smith

@tkailua

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15h

Replying to

@tedlieu

and

@realDonaldTrump

Just test every single person, healthy or not, babies to elderly. Test them all! Isolate all that have it, and we can be done with this!! I just dont get it. The 8 billion should go toward this!

Don't Fall For It

Taking its toll

This coronavirus is really annoying.

I can no longer get my Chinese takeout


or eat at my favorite Italian eatery



 nor can I get my fill at the local Korean BBQ joint.


And heaven help I order a Corona beer as I'll get the virus and probably Lyme disease from the lime.



Terribly inconvenient all the way around.

More Hand Washing Advice

But seriously..

Coronavirus - Be sensible

I'm a doctor and an Infectious Diseases Specialist. I've been at this for more than 20 years seeing sick patients on a daily basis. I have worked in inner city hospitals and in the poorest slums of Africa. HIV-AIDS, Hepatitis,TB, SARS, Measles, Shingles, Whooping cough, Diphtheria...there is little I haven't been exposed to in my profession. And with notable exception of SARS, very little has left me feeling vulnerable, overwhelmed or downright scared. I am not scared of Covid-19. I am concerned about the implications of a novel infectious agent that has spread the world over and continues to find new footholds in different soil. I am rightly concerned for the welfare of those who are elderly, in frail health or disenfranchised who stand to suffer mostly, and disproportionately, at the hands of this new scourge. But I am not scared of Covid-19. What I am scared about is the loss of reason and wave of fear that has induced the masses of society into a spellbinding spiral of panic, stockpiling obscene quantities of anything that could fill a bomb shelter adequately in a post-apocalyptic world. I am scared of the N95 masks that are stolen from hospitals and urgent care clinics where they are actually needed for front line healthcare providers and instead are being donned in airports, malls, and coffee lounges, perpetuating even more fear and suspicion of others. I am scared that our hospitals will be overwhelmed with anyone who thinks they " probably don't have it but may as well get checked out no matter what because you just never know..." and those with heart failure, emphysema, pneumonia and strokes will pay the price for overfilled ER waiting rooms with only so many doctors and nurses to assess. I am scared that travel restrictions will become so far reaching that weddings will be canceled, graduations missed and family reunions will not materialize. And well, even that big party called the Olympic Games...that could be kyboshed too. Can you even imagine? I'm scared those same epidemic fears will limit trade, harm partnerships in multiple sectors, business and otherwise and ultimately culminate in a global recession. But mostly, I'm scared about what message we are telling our kids when faced with a threat. Instead of reason, rationality, openmindedness and altruism, we are telling them to panic, be fearful, suspicious, reactionary and self-interested. Covid-19 is nowhere near over. It will be coming to a city, a hospital, a friend, even a family member near you at some point. Expect it. Stop waiting to be surprised further. The fact is the virus itself will not likely do much harm when it arrives. But our own behaviors and "fight for yourself above all else" attitude could prove disastrous. I implore you all. Temper fear with reason, panic with patience and uncertainty with education. We have an opportunity to learn a great deal about health hygiene and limiting the spread of innumerable transmissible diseases in our society. Let's meet this challenge together in the best spirit of compassion for others, patience, and above all, an unfailing effort to seek truth, facts and knowledge as opposed to conjecture, speculation and catastrophizing. Facts not fear. Clean hands. Open hearts. Our children will thank us for it.

From here

Helpful Coronavirus tips.

Love this Trump feed on twitter.

Donald J. Drumpf

@RealDonalDrumpf

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1h

Just heard that Judge Judy is retiring. I will announce a replacement to the Supreme Court very shortly. Merrick Garland need not apply!