From the Chicago Bears Game

 Volume up

https://twitter.com/i/status/1473133163287306248

Just Wait

 

Update on Fox news Christmas Tree

 The Fox News Christmas tree is once again up and lit. Strange that they didn't have any supply chain issues in sourcing all the new decorations this close to Christmas even though they constantly try to place the blame on Biden for the countries supply chain issues. I smell a false flag event. I think Fox News set their own tree on fire and they had all the necessary ornaments in waiting to build it back better in no time flat. Now that I think is news.

This theory is Fox News in a nutshell or maybe a nut house.

Fox News Christmas Tree Lights

Gotta get some of those Fox News Christmas Tree lights. Damn tree is on fire and they're still lit. One bulb goes out on my string and they all go out.

Fox News Christmas Tree is hollow inside, just like their anchors.

Thinking of You

 Today was Ed's Mark's Birthday. Would have been his 55th Birthday.

I miss you Ed, love ya brother.

Is his name Frank Castanza

Calling the Assman, The Assman is needed in surgery.

I seem to remember a Fusilli Jerry ended up in a strange area.

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

I guess at around 2 1/4 inches in diameter and almost 7 inches in length it is close to dildo size.

"The unsteady patient was released from hospital and is expected to make a full recovery, so long as he does not trip and fall onto any more artillery shells."

$20,000 for a Hanger and Port-O-Potties

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1466970151996305409?s=20 

This is great. Donald Trump's $20,000 per person Holiday Season gathering,  what no Christmas Gathering? Oh that's right the left cancelled Christmas,  was held in an airport hanger and the guests had to use port-o-potties. See the video at the around the 13 second mark there are bright white buildings in the background with white lights on them and at around 15 seconds you can see someone exiting from them. What a bunch of rubes. Pay that much to have to use port-o-potties. Could Trump not get a ballroom somewhere?

A little common courtesy

 

 

Can I have a L? Can I have a B? I'd like to buy a vowel A.

 

Just Call

 

Open Season on Protestors or Maybe Vice-a-Versa?

With the acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse the playbook has been set for others to take up arms to confront protestors and claim self defense. There are a lot of Kyle Rittenhouse's out there looking to show up and kill the protestors. The only problem is now that it is open season on protestors, the protestors are going to start bringing guns themselves to protect themselves and claim self defense. 

Good for Goose, Good for the Gander?

This will not end well.

Good Job Wisconsin Jury. If you could have convicted Mr. Rittenhouse on one of the lesser charges then people would have thought twice about doing the same thing but now that they know they can get off scot free then what is stopping them.

The kid should not have had the gun in the first place, he didn't live in Kenosha(he lived about 30 minutes away but in a completely different world from Kenosha) and he was looking for trouble. He found it and two people died. If he had stayed in Antioch two people would still be alive. He made the choice to go and should be held responsible for that choice and his actions.

How can you claim self defense if you put yourself in that position? If you were at your house or place of business then self defense would be valid. Mr. Rittenhouse choose to be there. He put himself in harm's way. He wanted confrontation. There has to be some responsibility on his part but with this verdict there is none.

Good luck everybody. 

Common Sense

 

I don't know about this.

 Is this real or satire. I don't know. Read the comments below the article they are funny.

https://xyz.net.au/2021/11/rapid-antigen-tests-now-available-in-australian-supermarkets/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rapid-antigen-tests-now-available-in-australian-supermarkets

Thinking of You

 LuAnn Gleeson     Apr 1, 1959  -  Sep 21, 2019

It's been two years, but I still get sad thinking about your passing. You were the love of my life.

He was there to Mediate

 https://www.ksl.com/article/46552976

Good Advertising

 

Leaving a little behind

 https://twitter.com/Things4WhitePpl/status/1432432728285147141

Not smart

People are taking livestock deworming medication Ivermectin to treat Covid.

These are the same people that are calling everyone else sheep, yet they are taking a sheep dewormer.

This is not what we meant by herd immunity. 

Dumping Grounds

 The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

George Bernard Shaw

https://twitter.com/i/status/1428784100463333380

Poverty Popsicles

 

100% Effective

 

What is Kristi Burton Brown smoking

 https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/colorado-s-republican-leaders-gathered-at-a-gas-station-to-unveil-their-new-party-priorities/ar-AAN9Xu7?ocid=hplocalnews

In the news conference she says that gas was $2.19 a gallon last year and now it's $3.69 a gallon.

"If you're wondering why are we having this press conference as a gas station. Last November, in 2020, gas was $2.19 a gallon, today as you can see, it's $3.69 per gallon," said Colorado Republican Chair Kristi Burton Brown. "That is thanks to the Democrats policies that are failing Colorado."

In the middle of a pandemic when no one is driving, yes the price will come down as production exceeds demand. When demand exceeds production like coming out of a pandemic the price will rise.

To make this even funnier here is another quote

"They have been in control of Colorado for over a decade now, and prices are on the rise," said Burton Brown about why it is Democratic leadership's fault that gas prices have risen.

With that comment then the $2.19 in November was also the Democrats doing as they have been in control for over a decade. The Democrats are responsible for low gas prices and high gas prices, OK lady.

And finally the kicker

"Denver's air quality, in particular, is the worst in the world as of yesterday. Who's in charge of Denver? Who's in charge of Colorado? It's the Democrats and it is their problem."

She has to be high to blame the Democrats for the poor air quality. The bad air is caused by forest fires in the western United States and a low pressure system that is bring in the smoke to Denver.

I do like this Scott Paulson, the gas station owner, that questions the comments of Ms. Brown. Basically says no that is not correct. Love it. Need more critical thinkers like Scott Paulson

Rest in Peace My Friend

 Ed Marks passed away today after losing his fight with pancreatic cancer. He was my lifelong bestfriend and I will miss him.

12/04/1966    -     04/21/2021

There was a lot of life in that dash. 

I met Ed in middle school and we formed a friendship of four guys including Joe and Withers. We would bike to the major malls in St. Petersburg to watch movies and check out the merchandise at Spencer's Gifts. We would bike to the 28th Street Drive In Theater and put our transistor radio inside the fencing and got to watch the R rated movies even though we were too young. Most weekends we would hang out at Ed's house as they had a soda machine that you didn't need quarters for and it it also had beer in it but we were told only to take the sodas. We played board games mostly on the weekend nights. RISK was always a popular game to play as was Monopoly. Sometimes the games lasted multiple weekends. Ed had the cool car in high school a Formula Firebird, I think it was a '74 in orange with the honeycomb wheels.

After high school Ed served in the Navy for 3 years until he had to be medically discharged as he kept hitting his head on the bulkheads, Ed was 6' - 7"(at least he didn't work on a submarine.) During his time in the Navy he acquired a 5 foot tall carved mahogany eagle with 5 feet of wingspan in the Philippines from his home base of Subic Bay. Beautiful sculpture. Not sure it is made out of one tree but it looks like it. He worked for the USPS for 30+ years and was planning his retirement when he became ill. He collected all things Disney/Mickey Mouse and Coca-Cola. He was a season pass holder for Walt Disney World for several years. Ed was a huge Elvis fan and once travelled to Graceland after winning a chance to go on an Elvis Trivia Show on Elvis Radio. He won and got to play the next three songs on Elvis Radio. He even gave me a shout out on the show. I've traveled with Ed on several vacations including to my parents farm in Sturgeon Bay WI, the Black Hills of South Dakota to see Mt Rushmore, Crazy Horse and even Sturgis during Bike Week as well as Devil's Monument. We also visited Las Vegas several times and took the tours of the Hoover Dam, Ethel M's Chocolates and also visited the Valley of Fire in the Vegas area and the Grand Canyon Skywalk on the Haulapai tribal lands. 

He is survived by his love Eva and his mother Pat, as well as several cousins.

Here we are at Epcot Center to see the Flock of  Seagulls perform. The first concert Ed and I ever attended was the Go Go's and the Flock of Seagulls at Bayfront center in 1982. Eva made us the replica concert t-shirts from that tour and that is what we are wearing in this picture in the Moroccan area of Epcot.

Here is Ed, Joe and myself at Carmine's in Ybor City where the best Cuban sandwiches are made along with huge Carmine's Deviled Crab Balls.

Here is Ed and Eva when they came out to visit me in Colorado. We took the Denver Mint tour and got free samples.

Ed, Eva and myself at Crazy Horse.

Here Ed is mowing the grass at my parent's farm. he really liked that riding lawn mower. Spent almost the whole day on it. 

We made an every other 4 year visit to each other's football stadiums when they played against each other. When the Buccaneers were in Denver, Ed would make the trip out to Denver to go to the game in my season ticket seats and when Denver was in Tampa Bay I would travel to Raymond James Stadium. Here we are in Mile High Stadium. I grew up with the Bucs as my home town team so I will wear their gear when they are in Denver. Otherwise I will wear my Broncos gear to games. We got to carry the flag out on to the field at one of the games. We had to disguise our Buccaneer attire as they made it clear that no one in the opposing teams gear would be allowed to carry the flag. 

Thank you for being a part of my life Ed. You were a brother to me. It has been a pleasure to know you. I'll see you again. I love you.

Rest in Peace You Gentle Giant.

...and this guy is governor??

Where do they come up with these ideas?

 https://www.theepochtimes.com/desantis-ccp-should-be-held-accountable-for-abetting-pandemic_3780641.html?utm_source=sharenewsnoe&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=breaking-2021-04-21-1

The governor, who describes himself as a “knee-jerk anti-communist,” believes the CCP’s promotion of lockdowns was rooted in the communist regime’s scheme to get other countries to damage their economies with ill-advised restrictions. 

End of the world as we gnome it

There is a gnome shortage due to the Suez Canal blockage

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-garden-gnome-shortage-uk-suez-canal-blockage-raw-materials-supply-chain-20210420-fd2vwcfl4jedpemev65fh3v2oy-story.html

 

Conspiracy Theory or Fact

 UFO sightings are just humans from the future on a time-traveling safari.

All the UFO sightings throughout history are just humans from the future on a time-traveling safari meant to observe how we were in the past. They are supposed to keep out of sight, but thanks to human/mechanical errors, there have been hiccups with their cloaking which have resulted in being seen. That’s why there have always been so many reports of them throughout history, but there has never been an attack. It’s just us.

Also the reason why we don’t see as many examples of UFOs now even though pretty much everyone has a camera is because people are not that interested in this time period since we already document aspects of human life all the time.

Good Question

 If guns aren't the problem and people are the problem, then why would you let the problem have guns?

Ok this is a good pun

 From Wild Tomato Pizza in Fish Creek under Specialty Pizzas

THE FUN GUY
SMALL 19.00 | LARGE 23.00
Five types of sautéed mushrooms, spinach, and caramelized onions over a garlic cream base.

https://wildtomatopizza.com/locations/fish-creek/

St. Patrick's Day

 After too many questions about where my green was yesterday I just started telling them "I'm wearing a green thong, you want to see it?' I'm a 300lb man. I would not look good in a thong. They stopped asking.

Underground Railroad Tunnels?

 NYC has bought a house believed to be a way house on the Underground Railroad.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/new-york-city-buys-a-historic-home-believed-to-have-been-part-of-the-underground-railroad/ar-BB1eENcF

It had been threatened for demolition and was singled out in a press release. Here is a portion:

https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/planning/download/pdf/about/press-releases/pr051004b.pdf

Following extensive research, no evidence has been found to substantiate the existence of Underground Railroad activity at 233 and 229 Duffield and 434 Albee Square West. Nevertheless, when redevelopment occurs at these sites, test borings will be conducted to ascertain if there is any evidence of tunnels that include Underground Railroad artifacts. 

I'm not sure but it looks like the people responsible for the press release actually think the Underground Railroad was an underground rail system as they say they will do test borings for tunnels.

Are they that dense?

Fastest Turn Around yet for SpaceX.... 6 Minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1ouzeo_h3g

Did not stick the second landing though.

Next Refrigerator

 

Sad to report clown deaths

 I always wondered how they got so many clowns into those VW's. I guess the same can be done in larger vehicles like a Ford Expedition. 27 people in 1 vehicle.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/at-least-15-killed-in-crash-with-semitruck-in-southern-california/ar-BB1ea34e?li=BBnb7Kz

The post says 27 people were in the vehicle but they also included this:

At least 15 people were killed and about 12 others 

Not sure why the ABOUT is in there. How many people were in the vehicle?

Golden Idol

 I think the bible is against this.

Is he wearing sandals?

National Margarita Day

 

 

The replies are fantastic

https://twitter.com/CPAC/status/1363961280818774029

CPAC 2021

@CPAC

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1h

We have just learned that someone we invited to CPAC has expressed reprehensible views that have no home with our conference or our organization. The individual will not be participating at our conference.

Talent...less

 Rush always said his talent was on loan from God. Looks like God foreclosed on it. Fitting end to the Trump years that Rush is gone as well. He was one of the first to start us down the road that ultimately led to the rise of Trump. 

She never had a chance

Plant City FL, nuff said.

Probably grew up in trailer. Fighting her whole life to get away. Brainwashed from an early age.

https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/1362089278361206784

Found large white dog

 George Boticke

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Lost dog. *Found large white dog* Saw this stray dog in my neighborhood this morning....no collar, not very friendly

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She Said What??

 "...I was allowed to believe things that weren't true.."

Marjorie Taylor Greene

Are you kidding me. How were you allowed? Who allowed you? Only You can allow yourself to believe things. You are to blame for believing falsehoods. You cannot blame this on the media or anybody else. You can only blame your feeble mind that cannot separate fact from fiction.

This is as good as Alternative Facts.

Just grunt this way..

 

Don't need a credit card

 

Pelosi bringin' the smackdown

 

It's not R-CA it's Q-CA, Greatness

You get what you pay for

 

Bucco Bruce???

 Might have to get one

https://store.dailysnark.com/product/the-tompa-bay-face-mask/

Stickin' it to da man

 Small time investors worked in coordination to make hedge funds lose alot of money.

The play was Gamestop (GME). The hedge funds had way over played the shorting of the the Gamestop stock. Seeing this investros on a reddit channel and WallStreetBets started buying as many of the shares as they could. As they did this the price increased and this forced the hedge funds to flee their shorts as they were taking massive loses.

https://www.tmz.com/2021/01/27/gamestop-stock-price-soars-reddit-hedge-funds/

 

Awesome!!!

 

What a poem

https://www.cnn.com/videos/style/2021/01/20/amanda-gorman-youth-poet-laureate-full-poem-biden-capitol-inauguration-vpx.cnn/video/playlists/cnn-style/

John Madden & Pat Summerall call the Saints/Bears game on Nickelodeon

 W.....T.......F is going on here Pat?

Nickelodeon....John

I'm Lost

https://twitter.com/i/status/1348770623850377219

Probably not true.....but still funny

 

Elizabeth from Knoxville

Can you look up if it is legal to pepper spray a white person

I just want a civil war, that's it, nothing crazy oh my god

I wish I was antifa then I would know how to get this stuff out of my eyes

Great impression of Elizabeth from Knoxville, click below

https://twitter.com/deadeyebrakeman/status/1347262928802652160

LEGO's for all occasions

 

View from the Capital

 “This is not America,” a woman said to a small group, her voice shaking. She was crying, hysterical. “They’re shooting at us. They’re supposed to shoot BLM, but they’re shooting the patriots.”

https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/capitol-trump-insurrection-explosions/

The GOAT

 

Trump Won THAT Election

That is actually what this gentleman said on the Senate floor.

https://youtu.be/gbiMhuOegTw

Have fun storming the castle!

Well the Trumpers have stormed the Capital Building and everyone is in lockdown, so who knows when the electoral winner will be determined.

It only took 156 years but the Confederacy has finally made it to the capital and is storming the gates.

https://youtu.be/AjUmULa0R-8