Thursday, January 9, 2020

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Best of the Internet Today


How messed up are things under Trump?

Iran just fired more than a dozen ballistic missiles at one of our military bases and everyone, even Republicans, are counting it as a win.

Trump is always judged not by how bad he is, but by how much worse it could be.




Stop dwelling on the past, the future is about to fuck you over too




All Is Well!




All is well! Missiles launched from Iran at two military bases located in Iraq. Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now. So far, so good! We have the most powerful and well equipped military anywhere in the world, by far! I will be making a statement tomorrow morning.

Monday, January 6, 2020

Good Words of Advice

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My national security doubts about the Soleimani killing are failing to persuade. So as a farm boy let me offer a different analogy. Growing up, we’d catch badgers in a sack. I hated them but I learned that sticking my face in the sack and yelling at them makes the problems worse.