The VOICE line was tried before.......on SNL

Not the best quality and it is cut short. Still funny

Been Alien Anal Probed call 1-855-48-VOICE

So the VOICE line is open to report crimes committed by aliens. I guess they just didn't see it coming.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/people-reporting-extraterrestrial-sightings-to-trumps-new-criminal-alien-hotline/ar-BBArWHQ?

NFL Draft Drinking Game

March for Science - Boeing Software Engineer

Monday Lisa

Life it seems.....

With the company I work for now being sold for the 3rd time in 9 years....

....I have come to the conclusion that I'm just a prison bitch being passed around from corporation to corporation for a couple a packs of smokes.

Life imitates art it seems.....

Straight out of The Big Lebowski

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/manly-daily/deceased-persons-ashes-blow-onto-manly-ferry-passengers-during-ceremony/news-story/734466a4a014d7079b40fb6c3fdb299d

You have to wonder if the remains were in Folgers can from Ralph's

"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.
Good night, sweet prince."

Annual White House Easter Egg Roll - Corporate Sponsored Version (and sean spicer met his successor)

Annual White House Easter Egg Roll - Hunger Games Version

#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

These are great. Take a look

http://twentytwowords.com/twitter-is-savagely-coming-up-with-new-slogans-for-united-airlines/?utm_source=socialmob&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=influencer&utm_content=330

https://twitter.com/hashtag/newunitedairlinesmottos?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Ehashtag

https://twitter.com/rodriQuez


"We treat you like a King......Rodney King"
"We put the Hospital in Hospitality"
"United, we treat you like a minority at a Trump rally"
"Board as a Doctor, Leave as a Patient"
"We overbooked, but you pay the price"
"Our prices won't be beat; you however might be"

Damn Airline Fees....

Denver Colorado Ataxia Support Group - 7th Annual 5K to Cure Ataxia, Sep 10th, 2017

Godfather and Consigliere's favorite charity!  We participated in last year's 5K and plan to be there this year.

So I wanted to ask your advice. I'm thinking about building a wall. A great one......

IRS Tips for The Godfather from H&R Block Tax Pro - Stephen Colbert

Soccer Penalty Kicks - Yale Bulldogs Vs UNC Tar Heels - Best Goal keeper Ever (Scott Sterling)

Brilliant Idea for Mexico Border Wall! Invest Savings into Meals on Wheels or Veterans Programs that got the Trump Hatchet

Video Challenge to Godfathers/Consigliere's Brother For Next Daddy Daycare

Monday Motivation!