I'm as dry as the Sahara desert

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUCMHSMoNyI&list=WL&index=4

Live life in a chair, stare into the glare

 About sums up my life.

https://9gag.com/gag/aYVvK12

Safety Dance Reimagined

 Replace the words to the song with what is actually happening in the video. Safety Dance

https://9gag.com/gag/aDYrNQZ

Never Forget