Monday, December 28, 2015

Godfathers Fence Project Almost Complete!

The fence (4 panels) was leveled by a fallen tree.  The panels mostly survived, but the posts (opposite side) had to be replaced.

Monday, December 21, 2015

Bert Parks is rolling over in his grave right about now..

.. I know the teleprompter said different and you are on live TV but you just have to stop and get clarification. And then to not spell the country's names right in your twitter apology. Come on man!!

(I know Bert Parks did the Miss America pageant and not Miss Universe but hey I'm taking artistic license here)

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Buy a Gun vs Get an Abortion

Pretty funny law proposed in Missouri. It will make the Republican's heads spin for sure.

Republican response "But, but, can't do that to gun owners, only pregnant women deserve that sort of treatment."

No Republican war on women here, please move along.

Friday, December 4, 2015

Christmas is right around the corner....

Of course at $10.69 it seems a little pricey. I could do the same with an empty paper bag with the below writing on it for much cheaper.

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Nova Scotia Tree Lighting in Boston

Family learned of this tradition on an NE Coast cruise out of Boston: Excerpt from Kings County News Article

"We are honored to be able to donate our tree as a gift for the people of Boston on behalf of all Nova Scotians," said Andrea MacEachern. "We can't believe our tree will take centre stage at this special celebration." The gift of a tree is a thank you to the people of Boston for the support and aid Boston provided after the Halifax Explosion on Dec. 6, 1917. "We have a strong relationship with Boston, one that we respect and want to foster," said Premier Stephen McNeil in a news release today. "We will never forget the kindness Bostonians showed us in a time of need and that's why we are happy to continue this tradition."

For the Consigliere and 40 Year Old Little Brother....

I don't care who you are, that's funny!!! Unless you are a 'Nole.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

For the Consigliere and younger brother....

Proud to be Florida Gators.
Must of been some tough meat in that sandwich for the gator to chew so long.

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Sex Panther made from Brick Cheese?

Traveled to WI recently to do a little work on the farm and transport Mom & Dad to Milwaukee for their flight to Florida. Dad gave me a few food items that needed to be eaten as they would not last the winter. Some venison bratwurst, venison beef jerky, smoked string cheese and BRICK CHEESE. This batch of Brick cheese is a little more odoriferous than I remember and the three comments on what the smell of Sex Panther is could be easily said about this Brick cheese.

Below is the non-OSHA approved pruning of the fruit trees. I'm holding a gas powered polesaw chainsaw which gets kinda lost in the branches in the picture. I think it had about a 10' reach to it.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

The Pyramids aren't hollow are they????

I have always been under the impression that the Egyptian Pyramids were solid except for a few burial chambers. If they were stores of grain as Ben Carson believes they would need to be hollow, right? I think Mr Carson might be thinking the Luxor in Vegas is an exact replica of the Great Pyramid. And he wants to be President. I guess it takes all kinds.

Friday, October 30, 2015

RNC takes their ball and goes home...

....In full disclosure I didn't watch but a few minutes of the debate as I was out in the garage most of the evening working on carving my Trump pumpkin so I can't really say for sure if the moderators did a good or bad job. But from what I did see the questioning seemed to ask questions about the issues and the Republican candidates could not piece together coherent answers that the moderators couldn't pick apart easily. One of the times I was inside and they were questioning Ben Carson on his flat tax and the answers Ben Carson were giving did not add up and they called him on it and he could not explain how it worked. It seems that the Republican candidates can't deal with anyone questioning them about anything. If you are going to run the country let's hear how your ideas will be paid for and accomplished.

Oh and if you're wondering about the Trump pumpkin, I carve my pumpkin each year depending on what scares me the most that year and a Donald Trump presidency topped the list this year.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Human Pool.....

What were you expecting?

Marty McFly Arrives Today....

...yes today is October 21, 2015 the day that Marty McFly arrives in the future with Doc Brown in the Delorean in the movie Back To The Future II. The trilogy of the Back to the Future are some of those movies I just like watching even though I have seen them several times each.

Gotta get me a pair of those Doc Brown glasses. It is 2015 so they should be widely available right?

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Cruise Vacation w/Dr Grumpy

Very funny vacation from Dr Grumpy. I just finished up a cruise with the family myself, where we ventured up the East Coast. A few years ago we also did a shorter cruise to Alaska starting in Seattle so some of what he talks about brings back good memories.

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He's got some interesting stories from the medical office he has. Go take a read.

Saturday, October 17, 2015

KOKO and the kitties....

......what they don't show is after play time he ate the kitties. I'm kidding. Or am I?

Friday, October 16, 2015

Ode to Lamar Odom....

When I shuffle off this mortal coil I want to go like Lamar Odom.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

I do not marry is against my religion.....ha ha ha ha ha.

At about the 1:07 mark

Couldn't help but think of Eddie Murphy's character in Trading Places on the train when Kim Davis was held in contempt of court for her refusal to give out marriage licenses to gay couples.

 I'm all for standing by your principles but if your job is causing you to violate your principles YOU LEAVE THE JOB and find another. The wedding cake makers are in the same situation. Your business is not you, your business has no beliefs, it doesn't have a soul its only function is to provide an income stream to you. You cannot discriminate against anyone, period. If you don't want to make a cake for the gays then get out of the cake business and go work for Chick-Fil-A.

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Something Wicked This Way Comes....

....this chick is pure evil. She deserves a long time in prison but they are only trying her as a juvenile so she won't get much.

This my friends is the face of pure evil, and the chicks pretty evil too.


Tuesday, September 1, 2015

The crowd funded wall to keep the Burners out of San Francisco

Every year Burning Man takes place at this time of the year in the Nevada desert north of Reno. You can watch it on a live feed at:

The people left behind in San Francisco love this week of the year as they don't have to deal with all the burners so now someone has made a crowd funded project to keep the burners out once they leave. Pretty funny. Go take a look and see how much money has been pledged. Yes that is 7.3 billion dollars.

Look at the different levels of support and what you get. Also go all the way down to the bottom to see other projects.

Friday, August 28, 2015

Nancy Kerrigan vs Tonya Harding Part Two

Usain Bolt believes, joking of course, that his twice beaten rival Justin Gatlin is to blame for the Segwey accident that occurred after the race.

if you haven't seen the video here it is

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Could be best Halloween outfit ever.....

Cecil's Revenge....

An African safari guide was killed by a lion while he was guiding a walking game tour with 6 tourists. A walking game tour in Africa doesn't sound like a good idea to me unless you are heavily armed. It doesn't say whether the guide was armed or not but if he was armed he didn't get a shot off. I wonder if the tourists collectively shat themselves when the guide was attacked.

Friday, August 21, 2015

Trumps New Campaign Slogan.....

The Jared Fogle Subway Special....

.....12" Black Forest Ham Double Meat crammed into tight white buns with extra mayo. Unless he ends up in a country club prison, always a possibility with the right donation to a judges re-election fund, it is well known that pedophiles are the most abused inmates as the other inmates consider abusing a child the worst act that you can do.

And now a few others...

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Two Cows.......

I think the Venture Capital one is right on the money and the Greek pretty much sums up their situation.

 Thanks to Lautner Farms for the cows above and the pigs below

Monday, August 17, 2015

Climate Change

Very interesting graphics for factors that go into how our climate is changing and what is causing the increase in temperatures across the globe....

.... cue up the deniers.

Friday, August 14, 2015

I've been told......

......our fireworks show we put on in Sturgeon Bay is eerily similar.

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Lebowski Fest Founder Arrested at Bowling Alley for Smokin' a J... can't make this stuff up. Of course it was at Lebowski fest. The comments section is a treasure trove of Lebowski quotes that all relate very well with the arrest story.

Friday, June 26, 2015

Bad Days for Right Wingers

-The Supreme Court upholds the Affordable Care Act subsidies scuttling the latest attempt to get rid of Obama's signature act as President.

-The Supreme Court allows gay marriage in all states thusly causing right wing marriages to immediately go into divorce proceedings.

-Far right Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia writes in his dissenting opinion about gay marriage to "go ask a hippie" showing just how out of touch he is.

-Bristol Palin is preggers with no mention of the baby daddy and this after she just concluded her abstinence tour.

-Rebel flags are being discontinued and pulled from shelves and the southern states that are predominately right leaning are screaming that it's their heritage that is being taken away.

I feel sorry for them they just can't catch a break....... they'll just have to harden the fuck up I guess.

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Green Bay Sh*t Kickers

It seems them Green Bay rednecks got a little too excited for Kenny Chesney at Lambeau Field. They threw out more of them than at a normal Green Bay Packers game. Now this might have been the first concert of the season so all the peeps that have been holed up from a long winter in Wisconsin just needed to get out and then in relation to the Green Bay Packers fans those hardy individuals are all huddled together for warmth so you just get along with your neighbor or you freeze to death.

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Evolution of the Hipster

We all hate them and now you can see where they came from. Enjoy.

Axe Throwing Incident on Fox & Friends

Sharing this video because The Godfather is a big fan of Fox and Friends

Jeff Prosperie is the principal drummer in West Point's marching band, the Hellcats. On June 14, he was performing during a Fox & Friends broadcast when he was hit with an ax thrown by co-host Pete Megadeth:
"My leadership told me they were told there would be no ax throwing," he continued in a separate post. "I think the anchor person went rogue and decided to throw it. He had only thrown it once before in practice for an upcoming segment, and they told him to throw it with more force."

Thursday, June 18, 2015

After Wambach & Chukwunonye Collision. Here is a Yellow Card and Ice Pack for your Efforts :-)

The Godfather is gracious enough to host viewing party cook outs for Women's World Cup fans and this was an amusing screen pic captured after an ugly collision.

Monday, June 15, 2015

Pope Francis vs James Inhofe

James Inhofe to Pope Francis: Stay out of Climate Change Discussion

I'm kind of on fence with global warming and climate change (and way out of touch on politics), but this is hilarious!
Sen James Inhofe to Pope Francis: Shut up old man, put your dentures back in, take your Geritol and get off my lawn!
What ever happened to pandering to your electorate?!?!? Are there no Catholics in Oklahoma?
I am worried about Jim coming after my beloved ELCA Lutheran Bishop next.

As both of these gentleman have advanced degrees in science, I am still undecided.
Instead of flipping a coin on this issue, I am going to use a 'scientific' approach: Who has the most Twitter followers?

Pope Francis Twitter
James Inhofe Twitter

Full disclosure that Oklahoma is headquarters to Sierra Club, Greenpeace and variety of other environmental PACs.  James Inhofe is likely well funded by their lobbyists.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

DARPA Challenge

I don't think we need to worry about real life Terminators any time to soon.....

.....because they can't even walk yet much less chase after and kill us.

Monday, June 8, 2015

Godfather Has Evil Friends

Evil friends that will not allow him to forget about his transgressions as a youth......
(posted at the request of Godfather's younger brother who also will not forget the incident)

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Material Safety Data Sheet.....Women

In construction you are required to have Material Safety Data Sheets about all materials used on the job sites at the jobsite. Here is one that all men need to have in their life MSDS book.

stolen from Lonely Libertarian

Wednesday, May 27, 2015