Friday, June 23, 2017

Do What I Say Or Index Gets Hurt


Don't mess around with the Middle man!
Now is that a tattoo or just a bored person with with a sharpie.

Friday, June 16, 2017

I don't care who you are...that's funny

A Starbucks customer wearing a Trump shirt was given her drink with the name BUILD A WALL instead of her own name and that was what was called out as they do at Starbucks and all the employees laughed at her.

http://www.fox46charlotte.com/news/local-news/261436816-story























If you are stupid enough to still be wearing a political shirt well after the election is over you deserve all the ridicule you have coming. What were you thinking woman!!!! I think it is even funnier though because it is Trump shirt and he is such a train wreck in process yet this lady still supports him. Train wrecks are quite the spectacle to watch but not so much if you're on the train and there in lies the rub, we are all on the train this time.

Monday, June 5, 2017

All Burnt Up




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5cneCgNA9U

All that is left of our Oiler sitting in the yard after the accident, explosion and inferno on the freeway.

1350 Gallon tank impacted with center divider. Very tall center divider at that point of the freeway.

Puncture hole that fed the diesel fueled fire.

So hot it melted the rims into puddles of aluminum.

Driver got out OK but is in the hospital. Eyewitnesses said one or more of the rear wheels blew apart and the driver with only some control at 65 MPH steered the several ton oiler over into the center divider to stop it. If divider had been lower the truck might have flipped over the divider and the outcome might have been much worse. 



Thursday, May 18, 2017

Just trying to be helpful is all....

So a co-worker starts talking about his sick wife and how they have spent over $50,000 on fertility treatments and being the asshole that I am I ask him...

"So you want me to give it a try"


Thank You Chris Cornell - Rest in Peace

 Zeppelin Cover

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Abstract Thought





After the sale of the company I work for we have been building the accounting data base for the entire company spread amongst about a half a dozen accountants and admin people. We are a $500M a year in revenue company and we are building the data base by hand. This is nuts. Sometimes I feel like George Clooney amongst the rest of the convicts as their understanding of abstract thought sometimes is lacking.  Most of the other convicts in the group are the center convict just going along for the ride and not putting to much thought in it, though a few are the left convict who think they know more than they do and are proved lacking daily. I'm not sure where to categorize the software guy. He's knowledgeable but can't seem to remember all the intricacies of his own product. I've come across several items where there is problems and then he remembers them. He'll tell me one way to do something and when I do it I find a problem with his way. I would think a man who does several if not more installations each year would have this down pat. He's been with the software development company for 20+ years.  


abstract thinking

The  final, most complex stage in the development of cognitive thinking, in which thought is characterized by adaptability,flexibility, and the use of concepts and generalizations. Problem solving is accomplished  by drawing logical conclusions from a set of observations, for example, making hypotheses and testing them.This type of thinking is developed by 12 to 15 years of age, usually after some degree of education.Ipsy-chiatry, many disorders are characterized by the inability to think abstractly. Compare concrete thinking, syncretic thinking.

Mosby's Medical Dictionary, 9th edition. © 2009, Elsevier.

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Either Way...



So this morning a young guy shows up with a 18 wheeler dump truck full of Class 6 aggregate(dirt/rock/sand mixture) for one of our jobs. We figure out where he is supposed to go and send him on his way. The same guy just showed up at the office again this afternoon with another 18 wheeler full of aggregate for the same job. I ask him weren't you here this morning with the same load and he answers in the affirmative. The stupid is strong with this one, either that or he's got some killer weed in the cab. Of course either way I don't think he should be driving a truck of that size.

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Seinfeld Fans?


I noticed  a restaurant on my drive to work yesterday and had to go back this morning to see if what I saw was actually what I saw and sure enough it was.





















And this is the script from the Seinfeld Episode

Elaine: Well, Mr. Peterman, I've got a really good idea for a hat. It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. I like to call it the Urban Sombrero.

J. Peterman: (rubbing his neck) Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

Elaine: Are you okay, Mr. Peterman?

J. Peterman: Yes, yes. Go on, go on, go on.

Elaine: Well, see, it's... businessmen taking siestas. You know, it's the, uh, the Urban Sombrero.

[Peterman walks out, groaning.]

Elaine: Mr. Peterman?



























The quote from Elaine is right there on the door




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7mr9F7kHMM


Friday, April 28, 2017

The VOICE line was tried before.......on SNL




Not the best quality and it is cut short. Still funny

Friday, April 21, 2017

Life it seems.....

With the company I work for now being sold for the 3rd time in 9 years....

....I have come to the conclusion that I'm just a prison bitch being passed around from corporation to corporation for a couple a packs of smokes.


Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Life imitates art it seems.....

Straight out of The Big Lebowski

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/manly-daily/deceased-persons-ashes-blow-onto-manly-ferry-passengers-during-ceremony/news-story/734466a4a014d7079b40fb6c3fdb299d

You have to wonder if the remains were in Folgers can from Ralph's




"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.
Good night, sweet prince."


Thursday, April 13, 2017

#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

These are great. Take a look

http://twentytwowords.com/twitter-is-savagely-coming-up-with-new-slogans-for-united-airlines/?utm_source=socialmob&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=influencer&utm_content=330

https://twitter.com/hashtag/newunitedairlinesmottos?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Ehashtag

https://twitter.com/rodriQuez


"We treat you like a King......Rodney King"
"We put the Hospital in Hospitality"
"United, we treat you like a minority at a Trump rally"
"Board as a Doctor, Leave as a Patient"
"We overbooked, but you pay the price"
"Our prices won't be beat; you however might be"




Sunday, April 9, 2017

Denver Colorado Ataxia Support Group - 7th Annual 5K to Cure Ataxia, Sep 10th, 2017

Godfather and Consigliere's favorite charity!  We participated in last year's 5K and plan to be there this year.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Twitter from Garry Kasparov

The house is on fire, Trump is running around with a box of matches, and the GOP demands to know who called the fire department.




Monday, March 20, 2017

RIP Chuck Berry



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1i5coU-0_Q

I know its a bastardized version but I really liked the scene especially when Marvin calls his cousin.