Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Its World Water Day....

I have a feeling Japan will not be celebrating this year.....

World Water Day

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Open Letter to NFL Owners/Players

I am not taking sides on the NFL lockout, but I would like to weigh in on some player comments and plead with both sides to get it resolved....now!
I am genuinely concerned that Congress may repeal the 1st Amendment based on recent comments from Andrian Peterson and other players.
Namely, comparing his plight (and $7 million contract) to modern day slavery. Are you f-ing serious?
We are only a couple weeks away from NFLers of the Hebrew Nation making Holocaust references or intellectual NFL players quoting Revenge of the Nerds. When will it all end?!?!?
And where was this circus animal's agent (or posse members) to duct tape his mouth (and/or keyboard) shut. And what about teammate Toby Gerhart who actually attended college classes.
Here are a few of my recommendations that NFL owners can use in negotiations to resolve this lockout:
> Mandatory American History classes for players.
> Team viewing of the Roots TV series (and my favorite Toby, aka Kunta Kinte)
> Ban on NFL Twittering unless player parent is present.

An old stand up routine from Eddie Murphy puts these mouth-breathing player comments in very good perspective. Apologies for the colorful language, but it helps get the point across.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Death to Car Talk (and Science Friday and Prarie Home Companion)

Congrats to The House for a budget saving measure to cut NPR funding!!! This 0.000001% cut in the federal budget is really gonna put a huge dent in our nation deficit. Thank God we finally have some connected politicians who are ready to step up and address the serious issues of our country's financial troubles.....

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Japan+Fukushima Reactors=Godzilla

What we really need to fear.....













Japan
+














Fukushima Reactors
=

GODZILLA

Japan+Fukushima Reactors=Godzilla

What we really need to fear......

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

This has the Consigliere written all over it...

Check out the article.

The relevant facts:
The Consigliere is a Gator, a Florida Gator that is.
The Consigliere was born in Hemet, CA
Now his drug use is in his past but he does still enjoy Mr Maker's Amber Restorative.


Noooooooooo.........

I don't think they are stopping the production of Captain Crunch but when you stop advertising it, isn't that the first step towards discontinuing it? Read the Article. Funny comments, one person thinks that Obama's health care plan or Michelle Obama's healthy eating initiative has caused this and they are calling the Obamas cereal (serial) killers.


Monday, March 7, 2011

Recent Consigliere Dating Video

Charlie Sheen takes over Wall Street.......

From a financial blog I read:

"Rankings formerly known as “Buy” “Neutral” “Sell” and “Sell Short” have been given more descriptive terms. Buy is now WINNING, Neutral has been changed to GODDESSES, Sell is TURD and Sell Short is AT WAR.

Also please be aware that our long short portfolio has been renamed TIGER BLOOD TRADING."


Charlie Sheen is everywhere.......