Monday, August 26, 2019

Trump on the Bible





  2. https://twitter.com/Caring_Atheist/status/1164255516878446592
  3. Replying to 
    "I mean, I love the Bible, have you read the stuff in there? Really great stuff, from the standpoint of stories, fun stories which every one has read and enjoyed. There was guy, Noel, and nobody knows this, nobody read this story. But you hear the song. Noel. Like at Christmas.
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  4.  6 hours ago
    But he built an ark made of wood, tremendous wood, and there was a flood. And some things happened. Nowadays the lamestream media would call it climate change, but it wasn't that, it was just a flood. BY GOD. Hello, by the way, I'm here.
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  5.  6 hours ago
    But Noel.... later on, if you keep reading? And it's deep in the book, so nobody before me ever read this far. But Noel is.... he's naked. He drank some wine, American wine? No.
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  6.  6 hours ago
    No America yet for a few years, a few more until that, so it was probably French wine, which isn't the best, but it's what they had. But he drinks the wine and then his sons see him naked. Which.... it's happened and is still happening, even without the wine.
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  7.  6 hours ago
    There are sons who sometimes? Sometimes they go into the Dad's room after he's been on TV. And he's on the computer, which they didn't have back in the Bible, but he's on the computer. Ivanka legs. Ivanka baby legs. Or maybe a new email from his friend Jeffrey.
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  8.  6 hours ago
    All things..... that's what Noel got. So Noel is looking at those things, maybe he gets into the nude for comfort, as you do. And his sons walk in, and that's not good. Not good at all.
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  9.  6 hours ago
    You get the mark of Raisin Kane from that, I think, the.... scholars are still really talking about that even now, even 100 years after the Bible was written and it took place even further back than that, I believe."
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  10. You sir, win the coveted and often nauseated over, Trump Impersonation Award! Out F'n Standing!
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