Wednesday, December 31, 2014

The Clarity of Philosophy

The Great Lao-Zhu said:

"It is only when you see a mosquito land on your testicles that you come to realize that there can be value in solving problems without violence"



Have a Great New Year Everyone

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays






 
 
 





From your Friends in Colorado

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

God I Love Rush Limbaugh...

....he never fails to bring a little laughter into my day. Rush shows his true self whenever he opens his mouth. The latest racist comment being that James Bond is white and can not be played by a black actor.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/rush-limbaugh-james-bond-cant-be-black-like-idris-elba/ar-BBhacPu

His followers lap it up though because they too are racists. Keep it up Limbaugh, they say laughter is the best medicine and I'm feeling awfully healthy after that good laugh.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

And now for a Cuban cigar and some rum...

Opening up relations with Cuba will allow real Cuban cigars to be able to be brought back by travelers. This I can get behind. Now I just got to find someone that is traveling to Cuba.

http://www.wsj.com/articles/cuba-u-s-thaw-could-heat-up-fights-over-cigar-rum-rights-1418936828

 

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Citigroup's Political Power

A great read over at The Baseline Scenario;

http://baselinescenario.com/2014/12/12/citighroup-will-be-broken-up/

The last part say it all:

“And now we’re watching as Congress passes yet another provision that was written by lobbyists for the biggest recipient of bailout money in the history of the country.   And it’s attached to a bill that needs to pass or else the entire federal government will grind to a halt. Think about this kind of power.  A financial institution has become so big and so powerful that it can hold the entire country hostage.  That alone is a reason enough for us break them up.  Enough is enough.”

I'm all for Elizabeth Warren for President.
 

Friday, December 5, 2014

Don't Stand for Anything Democrats vs Collective Stupidity of Republicans

great read over at the Bonddad Blog

http://bonddad.blogspot.com/2014/12/bonddads-post-election-rant.html

The best is at the end

"So, on one side, we have Democrats who don't really stand for anything and who have an aging and more and more ineffective leadership.  With the Republicans we have a pool of people who represent the largest known pool of collective stupidity we've ever seen." 

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Best Comment I've seen about Politicians

" Our politicians should wear jumpsuits like NASCAR drivers so we could easily see who their sponsors are."

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Strip Club Sign in Pinellas Park FL

Over Thanksgiving I visited family in Florida and Alabama. In Pinellas Park, Florida as we were driving we came across a strip club that had the following message on it sign.

   BLACK FRIDAY SPECIAL
        ALL GIRLS 1/2 OFF

Got to love capitalism.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Glad I'm not in Detroit

Bad time to have a power outage in Detroit. Damn cold with highs in the 30's. I suppose it's just another sign of our failing infrastructure.  Funny comments though about the outage.

Fight the Power (outage).

The Public Unions must getting their pensions by the foot these days.

On the bright side Al Gore is giving them tax credits for reducing their carbon footprint.

There are plenty of abandoned house to get firewood from. The people will be fine.

 

Monday, December 1, 2014

On the timing of the Ferguson verdict...

Why did they wait till 7-8 PM to tell the verdict in the Ferguson Police shooting case? Are these people stupid. Let the sun go down and give the peeps time to get their drink on and then spring the news. Why not do it at 8 AM? Those with jobs are at work those without jobs are still sleeping. Its like they wanted the protesting to get out of control. Our leaders are complete morons.

As far as the verdict goes I am in no position to tell whether it was right or not. I don't have all the facts. The facts I do know of point toward the police officer first acting in self defense after being attacked but then I believe he went to far which to me looks like murder. It could be though that once you start to defend yourself the logical conclusion is for you eliminate the threat which would say it was all self defense. Once again though I don't have all the facts.

Friday, November 7, 2014

On Republican voters in Naples

Reading an article over at the Guardian

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/nov/03/republican-bully-pulpit-chris-christie-rick-scott-midterms

I came across this greatness:

"Instead, almost every one of the 100 people assembled this afternoon at the Golisano Children’s Museum looks to be late-middle-aged or comfortably retired, all confirming the old Orwell aphorism: “At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.” Aside from a few tautened and silicone-injected grotesques, the face is this: an older white person who just realized the elevator doors are closing and they are trapped in there with the fart deposited by whomever just left."

Too funny.

Friday, October 31, 2014

Acting all adultish


Found this gem at "Text from Last Night"

"I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground"
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-59925.html

I've always liked this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSDF8VvU13M


Thursday, October 30, 2014

EBBBOOOLLLLLAAAAAA.... sung like Ricola

Halloween is upon us once again. I've got my costume ready and the front of the house is finished. This is my pumpkin this year
Scariest thing I can think of. My costume is along the same lines. but it is not this:
http://www.vulgartrader.com/post/101127016485
I do like the tag line " Our Business is Bullshit, and Business is Booming"

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Friday, October 10, 2014

"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact.
Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Megan McArdle Spawn



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E4dYyQA0bo

Megan McArdle is a conservative columnist at the Washington Post and this is one of the comments to one of her posts.

"Anything by McArdle or her husband should be assumed to be bullshit. I'm convinced that their marriage was arranged by some long lived shadowy conspiracy, with the goal of producing a child that embodies the essence of bullshit. A conservative Kwisatz Haderach, basically."


 

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Happy Comments

Was reading an article online about happiness now vs. back in the hunter gatherer period and came across this comment:













"I don't think things have changed much.

In the stone age, management painted a picture on the wall of the cave of how the hunt was supposed to go(it is a little known fact that cave painting were the Neolithic version of PowerPoint).Basically Ug had to run in front of the mammoth to distract it while the rest sneaked up from behind and dispatched it.

After the mighty hunters had returned from the chase bearing only a rabbit, management would berate the rest of the tribe for their incompetence, while the rest grumbled about how they knew the plan wouldn't work right from the start. Except for Ug of course who was trampled underfoot by the enraged mammoth.

And management ate the rabbit.

But on the positive side, thanks to Ug's demise, the position of Senior VP of Mammoth Distraction is now open."

Or this upbeat one:

"Life is for the young. We live too long, now. Dying at the ripe old age of 35, after raising your kids, is what nature 'intended'. The problem is we now live long enough to realize that life is a pointless, meaningless crock of bullshit."


He wasn't too happy it seems


 
 

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Invasion of the Super Rodent

We have had quite a few mice this year that have made it into my office building. One was found dead above a PM's office and 2 more were caught in glue traps that are made for insects. We now have at least one and possibly two judging by their preferred diet that are munching on food in desk drawers. On the east side of the building one is eating chips and candy. The one on my side, the west side, is starting to concern us as he has eaten protein bars and vitamins. We could have a rodent that is bulking up. Orkin guy can't get here soon enough.

 

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Don't be a Dark Wad...

....on the Playa or you end up like this unfortunate lady.

http://sfist.com/2014/08/28/woman_dies_in_bus_accident_at_burni.php

The best way to be seen is EL Wire

http://www.elbestbuy.com/plugnplay1.html

I heard that Burning Man was better next year anyways......

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Monday, August 18, 2014

The Beast

I have been driving my big red Blazer for the past two weeks since an unfortunate incident with a deer took the Silverado out of commission for a few weeks. Due to its age of 22 years and 250K on the odo it is well past its prime and is an adventure to drive. I keep it because it is the best winter truck there is, 4 wheel drive, ABS, and high ground clearance. With the issues it does have it works best in the cold. So anyway, a friend asked how it was to drive it during the summer and here is my text back:

She's a democrat when braking, at high speed the steering is looser than a coked up prostitute, at low speed its tighter than a virgin bride, so much so that it shuts the engine off occasionally and the shocks are so worn it feels like I'm on the ocean when I hit bumps. Other than that she's a joy to drive. The Beast is a death trap at best, the only thing going for it is it’s so large it'll probably survive a nuclear detonation.
I need to replace her eventually but for right now she still runs and gets me from point A to point B
 

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

RIP Robin Williams

I was saddened to hear of Robin Williams passing. He was a great comic and actor. I never got to see him live but I did enjoy several of his specials on TV and saw many of his movies. The best in my opinion were:

Patch Adams
Bicentennial Man
License to Wed
Good Morning Vietnam
What Dreams May Come

I am sorry to have lost him to suicide. Some people's demons are too great to get past. I hope the premise to What Dreams May Come is not actually true for Robin's sake.

http://news.msn.com/pop-culture/official-robin-williams-hanged-himself-with-belt?ocid=ansnews11

Now that I've bummed you out here is something completely inappropriate for the situation at hand. I know its too soon, I'm sorry.



Thursday, August 7, 2014

Broncos vs Seahawks

Preseason football has once again begun. Our tailgating this evening will start with a nice cheese plate made with fresh smoked string cheese from Wisconsin and other assorted cheeses bought locally. Our main course will be seahawk breasts(aka chicken breasts) with a warm crab cocktail topping. My beverage will be a moscato wine and the consigliere will probably have Makers.

GO BRONCOS

I'll get even with the US and EU.....

.....by hurting my own countrymen.

http://news.msn.com/world/russia-bans-western-food-over-ukraine-sanctions

What is Russia thinking by banning imported foods. Their major cities get 60-70% of their food from the US and the EU. Why do you hurt your own people when you could do other things like reduce the amount of gas you are sending to the world to jack up the prices without hurting too many of your own people but inflicting pain on those countries that are sanctioning you.

I just don't understand what the thinking behind this is.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Union Street Guest House

If you write a negative review on YELP they will charge you $500. Go look at some of the reviews.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/union-street-guest-house-Hudson

Just in case they take them down here is the best:

"Before I spend my hard earned pennies on a places to stay, I do my research and I am as thorough as they come; and when doing so, I like to picture myself as an investigative reporter going undercover to penetrate underground basket weaving clubs and the like. Pretty elaborate stuff I know, but it really adds a new level of mystery and intrigue to my life. And since I don't have any friends who don't want to set me on fire, it's important to me because I can talk to myself without looking like an imbecile and my depression level isn't as high as it'd normally be if I were just going about my day.

Anyway, I removed the shotgun from my mouth and began my research process. I visited their semi-navigable website and directed myself to the 'Amenities' section. I was sold from the get go. "Hair dryers in every room"?! Hallelujah! "Duvets"?! Shazam! I then found myself daydreaming about what it might feel like to use said hair dryer while on a duvet, and vice-versa. I was so excited to begin my stay that I called them immediately and booked my reservation.

When I called, they used big words like, "去他媽的自己" and "soft." After about 10 minutes of crying, I realized that I dialed the wrong number and I was talking to the Chinese-American Suicide Prevention Hotline. It wasn't all bad though, I made sure to put that number on speed dial for future use.

Upon my arrival, the bellhop was wearing an orange jumpsuit with 'NY DOC' on the back. He was a little shifty and somewhat pushy, but hey, he greeted me promptly and took my belongings. In hindsight maybe it was a little strange that he threw them into the back of a waiting car where another orange jumpsuit wearing man was revving the engine. It all happened pretty fast, but I thought the Union Street Guest House was very efficient and meticulous for having their bellhops double as the valet parking attendants, too.

From there, I went to the front desk to get checked in, but there was nobody there. I rang their bell, and they rang mine in return. A man whose nametag said his name was 'Brick Pelvissnapper' came up to me and lambasted me in the temples with the canned hams he calls fists. I am a shorter man in stature, 4'6" (and considered legal midget in at least 53 states), so I flew across the room with tremendous trajectory and shattering velocity. After regaining consciousness and gathering my composure, I proceeded to the front desk to proceed with my check-in, but this time I didn't want to ring the bell again as I feared that I may die from blunt force trauma to the head and skull before I could begin basking in the warmth of my new home at the Union Street Guest House (fool me once, ha!)

A nice, elderly woman dressed in leather and chainmail came into my eventual presence and asked if she could help me. I told her that just needed a room with the standard accoutrement, and also a colostomy bag. She obliged my every request without hesitation, including the colostomy bag (which was already ¾ full, but I didn't mind since I didn't need to go then anyway.)

After finally getting checked in, I wandered my way to my awaiting room. I was shaking with anticipation and excitement, but I think I was also still a little shaky from being beaten upon by the first front desk clerk. He may be good at his job, but his relationship building skills have room for improvement. When I finally got into my new digs, I felt as if I'd been reborn. In septic Hell. Breathtaking to say the least, and not in the regard that one would normally think. I couldn't breathe there was a foul stench of something ungodly coming from the bathroom. When I opened the door, the housekeeper named Beyoncé was relieving herself in my duvet, reading a Boy's Life magazine. This made me sad, as the duvet and I were meant to be as one and one of the main reasons that traveled far and wide. I felt so violated. I felt like Alexander in 'Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day' did. Alone. Destitute. And nothing but a colostomy bag to show for myself, whose containment's weren't even my own.

I knew at that moment that I must depart the Union Street Guest House. I went back down to the front desk to check out. When I told them that my belongings never made it to my room, I asked of their whereabouts and if I could obtain them. They told me that they were going to look into it after DeGrassi Junior High was over. However, I was then again greeted by the behemoth Brick. But I think sometime between our first encounter and this one he changed his name because this time his nametag read 'Nikolai Coccyxraper.' When I saw him I became nervous. And sure enough, he raped my coccyx like his name implied.

I give my visit to the Union Street Guest House 2 stars because their website is semi-navigable and they are fans of Canadian teen melodrama.

I still haven't had my belongings returned to me.

They charged me $500.00 for bleeding on their carpet.

Jesus Christ, I don't have health insurance."

And another:

"I'm not sure what the big deal is about charging a $500 fee for posting a negative review.
In fact, all 906 of you are in direct violation of the Union Streets policy and by my accounting they're owed $453,000 from you people."

And Another:

"No giraffe rental? Fuck this place! Here I am thinking I could trip balls, listen to Dark Side of The Moon while on a heavy dose of LSD while going balls deep in a satchel filled with warm hummus WHILE riding a giraffe. ..BUT NOOOOO. Not at this shit hole.
Also, your Facist style limitations on people posting their honest reviews is HILARIOUS. Enjoy the hornets nest."

And Another:

"This place is the absolute worst place anyone could ever stay at. One guest had bed bugs. BED BUGS!. Also I heard the new ebola outbreak started there."

And Another:

"I live in Los Angeles. I have never been to New York, but this place still managed to give me crabs."

And Another:

"This hotel beat up my grandma and stole my Nike Dunks."



 

Friday, August 1, 2014

Happy Birthday Consigliere

Well the consigliere has made it around the sun one more time. I neglected to get him anything so to make up for that I will be giving him a month of the Sarah Palin Channel. Cheers!!

https://sarahpalinchannel.com/

Besides a practical joke gift who would actually pay money for this?

Here is Stephen Colbert's take on it and an article from someone who paid for the channel.

http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/zo7j8y/the-sarah-palin-channel
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2014/07/sarah-palin-channel-review

(PS: I didn't actually subscribe, I like my brother more than that)

 

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Best Order Reply Ever....

I ordered a few items from Lebowskifest.com one of them being this poster:

https://lebowskifest.com/shop/posters/new-york-2014-poster
(move back from the screen if you don't see it)

Yes, there was a beverage involved with the ordering process and I also ordered a sticker as it will really tie the ski chair in the backyard together. Well my order arrived and the sticker was no where to be seen, could they possibly have not been listening, so I fired off a little email to them to see what happened.

 Here is my email:

I received the New York 2014 Poster(PO-NY14) but did not receive the Abide Sticker(SK-ABD) in the same mailing. Was the Abide Sticker mailed separately?
If it was not mailed separately then it was missed on the order and needs to be re-sent.


Here is their reply:

Dude,
I fucked it up!
I'll send you a new one. Sorry for the hassle, man.
 
Take 'er easy,
 
That is more dude than the Dude. This company obviously abides.
 
 

 

Hangover Part III, life imitates art.....

Someone was stupid enough to put two giraffes in a truck and take them out on to the freeway and one of them got its head smashed by a bridge and died.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/giraffe-dies-after-smashing-head-low-highway-bridge-south-africa-n169696

I guess they didn't see the movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjlGOZLUO-c
 

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Coca-Cola 600 at Charlotte Motor Speedway - Dener Matress Furniture Row

For obvious reasons, the Godfather and I will be starting the Martin Truex car in our Nascar Fantasy League at the Coke 600 race #ColoradoFreedomMemorial

Friday, April 25, 2014

Does this take away one miracle?

My understanding, which could be wrong, is that for a Pope to become sainted you have to have two miracles happen. Does this erase one of those miracles?

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/new-saints/pope-john-paul-ii-crucifix-falls-crushes-man-death-n89546

Getting crushed by that had to hurt.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Be careful who you pander too......

This dust up in Nevada over the Bundy cows, did someone say Peggy Bundy?, has caused Fox News and several Republican Congressmen to rally to his side but now Mr Bundy has gone and opened his mouth about slavery. What a moron and now Fox News and the Republicans are trying to get away from this guy as fast as they can. I guess it just kinda shows that you really need to pick who you defend with a little bit of care. The first red flag to me would be that he was not paying to feed his livestock,  thusly enjoying additional profits when he sold the beef. Someone that can justify to themselves that he doesn't owe for food that is not his can justify a lot of wrong behavior.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/gop-scrambles-condemn-ranchers-remarks-race-n88556

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

We must Ban Spuds

Some idiot tried to rob an convenience store and a dry cleaners with a potato. Yes....a potato

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-attempts-two-robberies-wielding-potato-n87761

The video has the store owners voicing concern over the incident that it will make people not want to come to their store. I think they might be as whacked out as the robber. I'm sorry but if someone tried to rob me with a potato I think I would start laughing. I suppose it could be used as a blunt object like a rock but it is not nearly as hard a rock. I think if you grabbed a grater or a peeler or maybe a Veg-O-Matic you could easily defend yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK2p5TAhd0s






Monday, April 21, 2014

Corporations aren't just for breakfast anymore....

 Go take a read

 http://news.msn.com/us/brand-names-in-ny-standardized-tests-vex-parents   
http://news.msn.com/us/brand-names-in-ny-standardized-tests-vex-parents

   Nobody can deny that corporations are invading almost all aspects of our life. With the Citizens United ruling allowing them to have "free speech" in commercials to sway voters, to sports teams with advertising on their jerseys, to menus in restaurants that have cross promotional advertisements for ingredients in the food, to product placements in movies and the list goes on. But now it seems companies have invaded the COMMON CORE curriculum testing in New York. Everyone denies that money exchanged hands but something smells here and its not the smell of hot fresh crescent rolls from the oven.
       As a convenient out, the school board says that they did not alter test questions that were provided by Pearson the test publisher. What it doesn't say is who provided the test questions to Pearson. Whose to say that the questions did not come directly from the companies with the products in the questions. No money exchanged hands in that transaction but I bet the New York public education system got something somewhere from these companies. It was probably some corporate out reach that got good publicity for the corporations as they did this great thing for the school system with no expectation of benefiting from it except for goodwill from the public. We've all heard it before, there is no free lunch.
     The last line in the article pretty much sums up the corporations thinking:

"Brands are part of our lives," said Allen Adamson, managing director of the New York brand consulting firm Landor Associates. "To say they don't belong in academia is unrealistic."

 
      Mr. Adamson you say they belong, well I say to you Mr. Adamson, "Brands don't belong in academia you horse's ass". I think America has offically jumped the shark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4ZGKI8vpcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4ZGKI8vpcg

Monday, March 17, 2014

The only people that remember are shouting at clouds

Very interesting read from the Bonddad Blog

http://bonddad.blogspot.com/2014/03/a-thought-for-sunday-society-is-most.html

I have never heard of the Kondratiev cycle but it does sound like a good theory.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Pretty Funny Website

I like how it calls out people for their asinine comments and hypocrisy. Go give it a look.

http://assholeoftheday.us/

Thursday, March 13, 2014

I Have Always Used it...

The 5 second rule for falling food is actually true. Yeah science.

http://www.today.com/health/5-second-rule-study-says-picking-food-quickly-avoid-germs-2D79362567

Missing Plane in the Strait of Malacca


Maybe they need Kelly Lebrock to search for the plane she seems to be into Malaccas.....


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Update on Denver Car Chase

Wow. It came within a block of my office see the 4:05 mark where the dude turns left in front of the white and brown pickup. If he had turned right he would have headed straight to my office about a block away.

http://www.9news.com/media/cinematic/video/6339205/raw-highspeed-chase-part-2/


Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Missing Malaysian Airplane

With no sign of any debris and the tracking system disabled on the Malaysian Airlines flight I'm really starting to wonder if the plane was hijacked and is now in Afghanistan or Pakistan being loaded with explosives or maybe a nuke. If that is the case then what would be happening to the people on board? Do you ransom them or do you kill them so there are no witnesses to tell the world that you now have a 777 ready to blow up some big target.

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/missing-jet/crash-expert-malaysia-jet-will-become-criminal-inquiry-n51036

Welcome to LA fellow Coloradoans

Had a high speed chase happening today on my way into work. It went all over the city including close to my place of employment, the toll road right near my house and close to the Consigliere's place of employment.Never a dull moment in the big city it seems.

http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/watch-dramatic-high-speed-chase-in-denver-colorado/

Initially it started in Thornton when the guy stole a running mini SUV with a 4 yr old still in it at a gas station. Drove down I-25 in the middle of rush hour(poor planning on his part) then got off the freeway when it was too congested and drove around on side streets before getting onto I-76 via a field and then came blowing past my office on I-76. He commandeered a minivan in Brighton and drove the wrong way on I-76 for several miles until he got on E-470 heading south and then passed by my house on his way down to the DTC where the Consigliere works. In the DTC he commandeered another vehicle and eventually crashed. He tried to steal another vehicle but the police were right there and he was caught after a short foot chase.

What's next.....

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Real Holiday or Another Hallmark Event?

Maybe the Godfather can help me determine if Steak and Blowjob Day is a real holiday or just another Valentines Day for dudes.
 

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Danish Olympic Athletes....

....are now nervous that if they don't do well they might be fed to the lions.

I'm a little worried about the Danish guy with a broken ski - last I saw of him, some nice-looking men were leading him towards the lion enclosure at the zoo.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2014-02-10/news/chi-danish-zoo-giraffe-20140209_1_giraffe-zoo-veterinarian-british-zoo

Friday, February 7, 2014

Consigliere Really Wants to Go...

The consigliere really wants to go to Burning Man as it is on his bucket list and I have to say that living in the desert for a week in a tent amid dust storms and heat sounds like a great time. But then I read this....

http://harddawn.com/10-terrible-secrets-behind-the-burning-man-festival-that-sodomites-and-socialists-dont-want-you-to-know/

....and I'm not sure if I want to go especially after reading the comments which included the following which must be a factual story as it is on the internets:

"I journeyed to Burning Man last year to see it before the entire event 
went corporate after being sold by the original organizer. I was greeted
at the ticket gate by two naked homosexuals engaged in anal sex and 
juggling at the same time. I gave my admissions
pass what appeared to be a woman with a penis implanted onto her 
forehead. I was told that's what she used to sodomized goats when out on
her part time job as a desert Shepard back at home where she made extra
money by producing animal porn with various creatures, alive and dead, 
but mostly dead. After entering I was flabbergasted to see thousands of 
naked bodies surrounding a huge stature of Beelzebub chanting something
in Latin I didn't understand. Many of the people were on their knees 
and many of them were being sodomized by other participants who were 
also chanting. Surrounding the idol of the beast in a large pentagram 
shape were living humans nailed tree trunks upside down, all of whom had
been coated in paraffin and oil as to be used as candles in order to 
light up the night with bright flame and who were screaming in agony as 
fire slowly consumed their bodies. I considered turning back, but I 
vowed to continue my journey into this otherworldly Hell in order to 
report back to the unknowing world my experiences."

....and now I'm a little concerned.

Yes I know it is all in jest and I think it is hilarious especially #9 & #2

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Terrorist like Bond Films I Guess...

The Department of Homeland Security has issued a warning to be on the look out for toothpaste bombs being smuggled on board airlines

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/sochi-olympics/feds-warn-russian-flights-about-toothpaste-bombs-n23101

This immediately reminded me of "Dentonite Toothpaste' from the Bond movie "License to Kill"

http://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/q-branch/dentonitetoothpaste.php3?t=mi6&s=ltk


So now we will not be able to bring toothpaste, shampoo or deodorant in our carryons. Are they trying to turn us into the French when we go on vacation?