Why didn't I think of that?

Cashier: Use self-checkout. @PaulMecurio: Oh ok, I’m gonna need the employee discount code. Cashier: Why? Are you an employee? @PaulMecurio: Apparently I am now.

The I in Team

Good Kansas City BBQ?

It must have been some bad gas to cause a police officer to stop the interrogation.

 http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article183176961.html

Maybe it was the beans with the BBQ.

Fake McRib News in Colorado! This is a National Outrage. I am Requesting a Justice Department - Special Counsel Investigation

Godfather: "Let Wind Blow Leaves Into Someone Elses Lawn". Yeah, But Thats Why Rand Paul Got Trucked by his Neighbor!

I think the Godfather is intentionally planning the Consigliere's demise......

Unfortunate NASA Twitter Post Honoring Astronaut Anna Fisher (and comments)