Belgium 4 - USA 1

 I love Belgian Waffles with their deep nooks to hold butter and syrup.

Let the adults handle that

 

How I would like to think the first July 4th went

 

My Generation's Water, Now Bottled

 

When Trump Cooks Chicken

 

Led Zeppelin

 

Have you heard the good news about cheeses...

 

"I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot."

 New photo has emerged of the reflecting pool vandals

No Bonespur plan is available this time.

 

Oppressive Darkness

 

Who gets your cookies

 

Good Deal

 

Reflecting Pool

 Trump's ultimate vision for his reflecting lake.

Are you Bi?

 

Love the McRib

 

Free Candy

 

May the 4th Be With You

 

What do you use a sponge for?

 

Truly Apples to Oranges Comparison

 

Secretary of War

 First the Tarantino quote from Pulp Fiction and now this.

Ah, there it is....

 

Artemis II Real Reason For Space Flight

 

Or the bunny gets it!!

 

I'm a Christian, You can tell by my words.....

 .....don't look at my actions. 

Wrong Convention

 

God Speed

 Artemis Crew

Is the Canadian Astronaut Terrance or Phillip. Hope they have good air scrubbers. Yes, a fart joke.

Don't bring back anything.....Alien, Sigourney.

Lloyd don't touch anything and they're saying you might have a chance.

Dude playing a dude playing another dude playing an astronaut continue on and never go full retard.

God Speed Artemis II

Trump Supporters

 

Clamp your Ham

 

I guess we missed this on DC Trip

 

Down to Seeds and Stems Again....

 

Eventually Bad Kitty will try this on me.

 

Lining up behind us, not in front of us

 They are lining up behind us. I'm sure they are, and they are saying go ahead Donald, you go through the Strait first.

https://x.com/PressSec/status/2036790550368502238

Charlie Don't Surf

 

My Life

 

The Art of War by Don Tzu

 

Talking to Myself

 Trump says he talked to a former President about Iran and the former President told Trump he wished he'd have attacked Iran when he was in office. All living former Presidents have responded that they did not talk to Trump. That only leaves one former President for Trump to talk to, himself. He is a former President, #45. I can see in his dementia he talked to himself in the mirror and was convinced it was a former President talking back to him. 

An offer that's easy to refuse

 

The 4....no change that to The 5 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

 

Career Fairs

 I guess career fairs have really changed. Used to be you brought along sodas, chips, candy bars to ply the recent grads with.

Recent job fair for my company we brought Red Bull energy drinks. The kids loved it. Got two field interns out of it.

The world changes. Got to adapt.

New Iranian Leader Announced

 Silence...I kill you

Daughter of Box of Rocks

 We have to deal with some of the creme de la creme of humans.

We moved in December and let all of our vendors know that they needed to change our address for billing purposes. We've had several that we have had to call to finally get it to click and then we have this one.

Actual email from outside vendor:

The company address was updated in November however we were not aware it would not carry forward on projects that were already in process.

So you think that the jobs in process will still be conducted from the office that we moved away from in December? How brain dead do you have to be to have that thought process? If you move, everything moves. I wonder if we don't pay them will they even notice. 

They walk amongst us and vote.

Who needs a plan. We're jolly green giants walking the earth....with guns*

 I wonder what Trump's plan for Iran is? Does he even have one?

He obviously doesn't like their first pick for Head of State so I guess he kills them? 

So does he assassinate every new pick until Iran gives up picking and goes by committee rule.

Maybe the UN goes in as a stabilizing force to allow elections?

Is there anyone in the Trump Administration that is capable of  abstract thought?

From Brother Where Art Thou

"Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote." — Ulysses Everett McGill 

*Full Metal Jacket

Only Boat

 Why is the only ship in the Strait of Hormuz label IDGAF? Is is short for I Don't Give A Fuck? 

Hate Getting Sick

 

You are here

 

When cruising the high seas

 

Also Bad Kitty

 

It's a bad kitty

 

Peace Out

 

Your death is a sacrifice I'm willing to make

 

On the tax payers dime

 

Epstein Files

 

John F Kennedy Jr

@John_F_kJr

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Feb 24

If all of these files were ever released, the United States would burn to the ground in less than one week.

No safe word in life