Friday, October 31, 2014

Acting all adultish


Found this gem at "Text from Last Night"

"I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground"
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-59925.html

I've always liked this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSDF8VvU13M


Thursday, October 30, 2014

EBBBOOOLLLLLAAAAAA.... sung like Ricola

Halloween is upon us once again. I've got my costume ready and the front of the house is finished. This is my pumpkin this year
Scariest thing I can think of. My costume is along the same lines. but it is not this:
http://www.vulgartrader.com/post/101127016485
I do like the tag line " Our Business is Bullshit, and Business is Booming"

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Friday, October 10, 2014

"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact.
Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Megan McArdle Spawn



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E4dYyQA0bo

Megan McArdle is a conservative columnist at the Washington Post and this is one of the comments to one of her posts.

"Anything by McArdle or her husband should be assumed to be bullshit. I'm convinced that their marriage was arranged by some long lived shadowy conspiracy, with the goal of producing a child that embodies the essence of bullshit. A conservative Kwisatz Haderach, basically."


 

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Happy Comments

Was reading an article online about happiness now vs. back in the hunter gatherer period and came across this comment:













"I don't think things have changed much.

In the stone age, management painted a picture on the wall of the cave of how the hunt was supposed to go(it is a little known fact that cave painting were the Neolithic version of PowerPoint).Basically Ug had to run in front of the mammoth to distract it while the rest sneaked up from behind and dispatched it.

After the mighty hunters had returned from the chase bearing only a rabbit, management would berate the rest of the tribe for their incompetence, while the rest grumbled about how they knew the plan wouldn't work right from the start. Except for Ug of course who was trampled underfoot by the enraged mammoth.

And management ate the rabbit.

But on the positive side, thanks to Ug's demise, the position of Senior VP of Mammoth Distraction is now open."

Or this upbeat one:

"Life is for the young. We live too long, now. Dying at the ripe old age of 35, after raising your kids, is what nature 'intended'. The problem is we now live long enough to realize that life is a pointless, meaningless crock of bullshit."


He wasn't too happy it seems


 
 

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Invasion of the Super Rodent

We have had quite a few mice this year that have made it into my office building. One was found dead above a PM's office and 2 more were caught in glue traps that are made for insects. We now have at least one and possibly two judging by their preferred diet that are munching on food in desk drawers. On the east side of the building one is eating chips and candy. The one on my side, the west side, is starting to concern us as he has eaten protein bars and vitamins. We could have a rodent that is bulking up. Orkin guy can't get here soon enough.