Quote, "Unquote"

“Note to self: don’t tell your girlfriends dad that you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesn’t find it funny”

“Single ply toilet paper is like bringing a drawing of a gun to a gunfight.”  
                                                   

“Corporations are people; sociopathic people, but people. Sociopaths cannot feel any connection, compassion etc. for other people but are exclusively focused on obtaining their own goals(i.e. profit), regardless of the cost to others.”

“Well if your kid didn’t look like a giant muskrat, I wouldn’t have trapped it”