Way to go West Virginia. 41% of the Democrats and/or Independents(semi-closed primary in WV) voted for a white felon inmate who is a resident of a Texas Penal Institute who won't be eligible for release until next year after the election. What could be the reason for this erratic voting behavior in West Virginia.
Here are the TOP TEN Reasons:
10. Had a little to much moonshine on the way to the election center and couldn't see who I voted for.
9. Had meth cooking in my trailer so I just voted for the first candidate on the list.
8. He's my cousin, I had to back his presidential bid, kin is kin.
7. Look at that sweet mullet, he's got my vote
6. I can't read so I don't know who I voted for.
5. Had to get to the Klan meeting and pushed the wrong button.
4. My preacher man told me how to vote, I don't go against God's word.
3. My cigarette ash covered up the other name so I thought there was only one candidate.
2. He looks like an honest young feller who just got caught up with the wrong crowd.
And the number one reason
1. I'm not a racist, but there's no way I'm voting for a black man for president.
Thanks West Virginia Democrats for showing your true colors today. Even the Republicans aren't a much brighter group as Romney, the only candidate remaining, only received 69% of the vote and the other candidates that have dropped out receiving the rest of the vote.
Here are the TOP TEN Reasons:
10. Had a little to much moonshine on the way to the election center and couldn't see who I voted for.
9. Had meth cooking in my trailer so I just voted for the first candidate on the list.
8. He's my cousin, I had to back his presidential bid, kin is kin.
7. Look at that sweet mullet, he's got my vote
6. I can't read so I don't know who I voted for.
5. Had to get to the Klan meeting and pushed the wrong button.
4. My preacher man told me how to vote, I don't go against God's word.
3. My cigarette ash covered up the other name so I thought there was only one candidate.
2. He looks like an honest young feller who just got caught up with the wrong crowd.
And the number one reason
1. I'm not a racist, but there's no way I'm voting for a black man for president.
Thanks West Virginia Democrats for showing your true colors today. Even the Republicans aren't a much brighter group as Romney, the only candidate remaining, only received 69% of the vote and the other candidates that have dropped out receiving the rest of the vote.
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