Lake Wobegon Accounting Department

Well its been a quiet week here at the Lake Wobegon accounting department. It's time for the annual reviews of the folks that account for all the bills and keep the lights on in the office. Seems that everyone is feeling the Lake Wobegon effect as they fill out their review forms.

The forms are quite simple just 12 criteria for judging your accomplishments for the year. From Safety to Integrity to Respect to Courage and Compassion and let's not forget to throw FUN in there too. You grade yourself on a 1-4 scale with 4 being Superior, 3 being Effective, 2 being Developing and 1 being Needs Improvement.

All of the accounting departments employees have sent their reviews in with nothing but 4's across the board for their work during the last year. This is outstanding being that we are in Lake Wobegon,  where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking and all the children are all above average.

Me thinks my minions think a little too highly of themselves.