Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Seen and Heard in my Travels

“So what you’re saying basically is that a socialist, is anyone who wants to spend government money on things you don’t like.”


“As a nation we are on a trajectory that will end just like every single game of Monopoly ever played has ended: with one person owning absolutely everything, and the rest sitting around in agony just hoping to god that the game would end.”

"It's not road 'rage' if I'm laughing the whole time I'm doing it."

“ I have reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.”

“Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it has ran me over and just kept going.”

“ Help me be self-sufficient”

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