“Why do financial journalists make up words like “Spailout” and “Grexit?”
“Because they are bored, miserable creatures.”
“Aren't you one of them?”
“Yes. Yes I am.”
“It's like some sort of anti-blitzkrieg in which the world is hoping a reluctant Germany grudgingly takes over most of Europe.”
“Stuff is hard.”
“Trying to order at the drive through again? You just talk at the
speaker. Jesus, how many times have we gone through this?"
“I did that but then this man came behind and started yelling that I needed to get the hell out of the way so he could mail his letter. I tried to tell him that I’m still waiting for the monkey wearing roller skates dressed like a waiter to bring me my food, but then he said something that was very mean and threw his letter at me.”
"I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident."
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