Saturday, June 23, 2012

Thoughts from my Gastric Surgery Stomach....

A Chipotle burrito bowl is a week long commitment.

Diarrhea is sometimes preferable to not crapping at all.

Over eating really hurts and the pain lasts for a long time.

I miss Einstein's Everything bagel with jalapeno salsa cream cheese.

A lot of vegetables are too big to purchase. For that matter alot of foods at the grocery store are packaged with way more than I can eat before they go bad.

I don't miss salads.

I'm down to the last notch on my belt.

and.........
If I am ever sentenced to death my last meal is gonna suck.




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