“Government workers waste their time building roads, teaching schools, all of the useless sort of stuff when they could be out there selling shares in credit default swaps.”
In response to someone who told their parents they were gay and posted about it
“I was going to make a gay joke……butt fuck it.”
“I'll buy the notion that corporations are people when Texas executes one...”
First go read this http://jezebel.com/5919206/cosmos-44-most-ridiculous-sex-tips
then see the comment below:
“Alternate between folding his penis into an origami owl, and trying to drown it like a mangy kitten in a bowl full of melted chocolate. Once the penis is sufficiently owl-shaped and/or conditioned to be terrified of chocolate, play loud Sousa marching music at it while slapping it rhythmically with a fly swatter. If these ministrations haven't brought your man to the highest heights of pleasure, finish off the sexy fun by super-gluing Fruit Loops to his shaft and mailing photos of your art project to Aunt Edna.”
In response to someone who told their parents they were gay and posted about it
“I was going to make a gay joke……butt fuck it.”
“I'll buy the notion that corporations are people when Texas executes one...”
First go read this http://jezebel.com/5919206/cosmos-44-most-ridiculous-sex-tips
then see the comment below:
“Alternate between folding his penis into an origami owl, and trying to drown it like a mangy kitten in a bowl full of melted chocolate. Once the penis is sufficiently owl-shaped and/or conditioned to be terrified of chocolate, play loud Sousa marching music at it while slapping it rhythmically with a fly swatter. If these ministrations haven't brought your man to the highest heights of pleasure, finish off the sexy fun by super-gluing Fruit Loops to his shaft and mailing photos of your art project to Aunt Edna.”
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