Family Guy Godfather

Go make yourself Family Guy style

http://www.familyguyyourself.com/

Can't spell Shithole without His Hotel.....

https://twitter.com/funder/status/952346553255186433

SHITHOLE projected on Trump Washington Hotel

Car flies into dentist office

Funny Tweets

That dentist office now has a cavity.

They were on drugs, how high were they?
A: About 14 feet

Hey buddy! the drive thru's downstairs

Was he late for an appointment

His in car navigation system was spot on if he was heading to the dentist office

Car technology: Protecting people making stupid decisions daily

Call the dentist, it's time for an extraction

Most people aren't in that much of a hurry to get to the dentist

Well people do go to the dentist when they have a messed up grille

That is going to be a difficult extraction

We have liftoff

Great News! Flying cars are here!

What Constitutes a Shithole Country in Trump's Mind?

Awesome! Birth of the Cell Phone Camera (1997) - Philippe Kahn

Maybe This PSA Video Will Help The Godfather Create a Twitter Account

Raises All Around

Once Trump signs the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act I'm requesting a raise immediately. I'll let you know how that turns out. Who's with me?

Frosty Prostitution

Evolution

Gears grind to a halt when your very beliefs are proven incorrect.

https://twitter.com/TheLeadCNN/status/940704581742419969

In defending Roy Moore's view that Muslims cannot be elected officials because they cannot swear on a bible.

Watch the video

Read the comments

...he sounds like he hit his head on something very hard

His cornbread ain't done in the middle

Don't give him too much credit, he thinks the only colors are white and wrong

He short circuited......did not compute

He broke his tiny brain

You can actually see when the squirrel stopped in his head

Good grief. If he was any less intelligent, he'd need watering

Republican Jesus

Tweet of God

God‏ @TheTweetOfGod 2h2 hours ago

God Retweeted AP South U.S. Region

Not as close as you, Margie. See you Thursday!

God added,

0:25

AP South U.S. RegionVerified account @APSouthRegion

Margie McMinn, 65, is voting for Roy Moore in today’s #AlabamaSenateRace because she says he is "closer to God.": http://apne.ws/zOJLdme 

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/940643867350597632


347 replies2,281 retweets8,829 likes

Hollywood Hills - House Party - Political Activist

Alabama Voters

Liars Never Win‏ @liars_never_win

The weather in Alabama next week will favor Moore because it’s supposed to dip into the teens.

11:04 AM - 7 Dec 2017

Get out there and vote for whomever your conscience is clean with.

https://twitter.com/liars_never_win/status/938846784771776517

Why didn't I think of that?

Cashier: Use self-checkout. @PaulMecurio: Oh ok, I’m gonna need the employee discount code. Cashier: Why? Are you an employee? @PaulMecurio: Apparently I am now.

The I in Team

Good Kansas City BBQ?

It must have been some bad gas to cause a police officer to stop the interrogation.

 http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article183176961.html

Maybe it was the beans with the BBQ.

Fake McRib News in Colorado! This is a National Outrage. I am Requesting a Justice Department - Special Counsel Investigation

Godfather: "Let Wind Blow Leaves Into Someone Elses Lawn". Yeah, But Thats Why Rand Paul Got Trucked by his Neighbor!

I think the Godfather is intentionally planning the Consigliere's demise......

Unfortunate NASA Twitter Post Honoring Astronaut Anna Fisher (and comments)