Love the Idea

Make Your Toilet Clean Again

Just In Time for Christmas! The Godfather and Consigliere Have Already Ordered Our Trumpy Bears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qv8RSreIM

Dead Guy Wins Nevada Race

Brothel owner who died Oct 16, 3 weeks before the election, won his race. The Republicans are so entrenched that they would rather a dead guy win than a Democrat. Now it is true that they will give his seat to another Republican, but still come on people.

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/07/dead-brothel-owner-dennis-hof-wins-nevada-assembly-election/

Priceless

Guy who oversees Georgia voting who is also running for Georgia Govenor has problems voting on the machines he oversees. Priceless.

https://www.nbcnews.com/card/brian-kemp-had-trouble-voting-using-voting-system-he-oversees-n932551

I like the Idea

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/maine-tries-ranked-choice-voting-your-ballot-could-even-count-n875621

https://www.nbcnews.com/card/maine-debuts-ranked-choice-voting-general-election-n930796

Well that's a problem

Arizona

Election Day got off to a rocky start when voters in one town outside Phoenix showed up to vote only to find their polling place had been foreclosed upon the day before.

Maricopa County Recorder Adrian Fontes said the landlord of the building, which appears to be a strip mall, locked it overnight after workers already had set up the polling place. There are ballots inside the building, he said.

Fontes said his staff was working with the sheriff’s office to see whether they could forcibly enter the property to collect the ballots and equipment. In the meantime, he said, poll workers set up a temporary polling place in the parking lot.

Triumph at his best

https://twitter.com/Mikel_Jollett/status/1059827847798214656

Godfather and Consigliere are Proud Members of the Big Lebowski Cult - Great Interview with Jeff Bridges, John Goodman And Steve Buscemi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNzquU4hjpk

Midterm Election PSA from SNL

Officers Identified in Giants Backup QB Arrest

https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1057308608139067394

"Ted, Why don't you turn that friendly knob up a bit?" - Another Richard Linklater Produced Ad (Go Beto O'Rourke!)

Alexander Graham Bell & Thomas Edison Would Be So Proud (how far their communication technology has advanced)!

Ted Cruz just tried to do a Facebook Live but his staff seems to have no idea how an iPhone camera works — here’s two minutes of bizarreness pic.twitter.com/vyol4pQqXx

— Alex Thomas (@AlexThomasDC) October 19, 2018

Potty Humor

When I'm in a public toilet and some sits down in the stall next to me I like to take my used toilet paper and place it under the stall wall and say " Hey buddy can you help me I'm blind, Is it clean yet?"

Running from Jim Cantore

Running from Jim Cantore



https://youtu.be/48r4IQTB3NE

Is Ted Cruz "Tough As Texas"? - Great Richard Linklater Produced Ad (Go Beto O'Rourke!)

Coors vs Miller

With the Colorado Rockies(Coors Field) and Milwaukee Brewers(Miller Park) in the NLDS the two beer companies have a friendly wager that who ever loses has to buy the other teams fans a beer before the NLCS begins. Of course both brands are owned by the same parent company so it is just a give away to the winning fans essentially.

Go Rockies

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/mlb-playoffs-brewers-rockies-fans-could-score-free-beer-thanks-to-nlds-bet-made-by-miller-coors/

LIVE TV REMOTE

Metro State student shows you can make an ass of yourself on live TV.

Twitter Funny

I assume whenever I leave a room Oompa Loompas show up and teach everyone a valuable life lesson in song form around the mistakes I’ve made.

https://twitter.com/10kbabyspiders

Pulp Fiction - Samuel L. Jackson's Interrogation was the Best Part of Kavanaugh Hearing

Samuel L. Jackson was the best part of Kavanaugh’s hearing. pic.twitter.com/uugOmw3r2g

— Rogelio Garcia Lawyer (@LawyerRogelio) September 29, 2018