Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Conspiracy Theory or Fact

 UFO sightings are just humans from the future on a time-traveling safari.

All the UFO sightings throughout history are just humans from the future on a time-traveling safari meant to observe how we were in the past. They are supposed to keep out of sight, but thanks to human/mechanical errors, there have been hiccups with their cloaking which have resulted in being seen. That’s why there have always been so many reports of them throughout history, but there has never been an attack. It’s just us.

Also the reason why we don’t see as many examples of UFOs now even though pretty much everyone has a camera is because people are not that interested in this time period since we already document aspects of human life all the time.

Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Good Question

 If guns aren't the problem and people are the problem, then why would you let the problem have guns?


Friday, March 19, 2021

Ok this is a good pun

 From Wild Tomato Pizza in Fish Creek under Specialty Pizzas

THE FUN GUY
SMALL 19.00 | LARGE 23.00
Five types of sautéed mushrooms, spinach, and caramelized onions over a garlic cream base.

https://wildtomatopizza.com/locations/fish-creek/




Thursday, March 18, 2021

St. Patrick's Day

 After too many questions about where my green was yesterday I just started telling them "I'm wearing a green thong, you want to see it?' I'm a 300lb man. I would not look good in a thong. They stopped asking.

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Underground Railroad Tunnels?

 NYC has bought a house believed to be a way house on the Underground Railroad.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/new-york-city-buys-a-historic-home-believed-to-have-been-part-of-the-underground-railroad/ar-BB1eENcF

It had been threatened for demolition and was singled out in a press release. Here is a portion:

https://www1.nyc.gov/assets/planning/download/pdf/about/press-releases/pr051004b.pdf

Following extensive research, no evidence has been found to substantiate the existence of Underground Railroad activity at 233 and 229 Duffield and 434 Albee Square West. Nevertheless, when redevelopment occurs at these sites, test borings will be conducted to ascertain if there is any evidence of tunnels that include Underground Railroad artifacts. 

I'm not sure but it looks like the people responsible for the press release actually think the Underground Railroad was an underground rail system as they say they will do test borings for tunnels.

Are they that dense?





Wednesday, March 3, 2021

Tuesday, March 2, 2021

Sad to report clown deaths

 I always wondered how they got so many clowns into those VW's. I guess the same can be done in larger vehicles like a Ford Expedition. 27 people in 1 vehicle.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/at-least-15-killed-in-crash-with-semitruck-in-southern-california/ar-BB1ea34e?li=BBnb7Kz

The post says 27 people were in the vehicle but they also included this:

At least 15 people were killed and about 12 others 

Not sure why the ABOUT is in there. How many people were in the vehicle?



Friday, February 26, 2021

Golden Idol

 I think the bible is against this.


Is he wearing sandals?

Monday, February 22, 2021

National Margarita Day

 


 



The replies are fantastic

https://twitter.com/CPAC/status/1363961280818774029

We have just learned that someone we invited to CPAC has expressed reprehensible views that have no home with our conference or our organization. The individual will not be participating at our conference.

Wednesday, February 17, 2021

Talent...less

 Rush always said his talent was on loan from God. Looks like God foreclosed on it. Fitting end to the Trump years that Rush is gone as well. He was one of the first to start us down the road that ultimately led to the rise of Trump. 



She never had a chance

Plant City FL, nuff said.

Probably grew up in trailer. Fighting her whole life to get away. Brainwashed from an early age.

https://twitter.com/kayleighmcenany/status/1362089278361206784



Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Found large white dog

 George Boticke

Lost dog. *Found large white dog* Saw this stray dog in my neighborhood this morning....no collar, not very friendly

Comment

Friday, February 5, 2021

She Said What??

 "...I was allowed to believe things that weren't true.."

Marjorie Taylor Greene


Are you kidding me. How were you allowed? Who allowed you? Only You can allow yourself to believe things. You are to blame for believing falsehoods. You cannot blame this on the media or anybody else. You can only blame your feeble mind that cannot separate fact from fiction.

This is as good as Alternative Facts.

Wednesday, February 3, 2021