Real Holiday or Another Hallmark Event?

Maybe the Godfather can help me determine if Steak and Blowjob Day is a real holiday or just another Valentines Day for dudes.

 

What's at Stake for Olympic Hockey This Friday.

Breakfast of Champions

My Type of Race!

Danish Olympic Athletes....

....are now nervous that if they don't do well they might be fed to the lions.

I'm a little worried about the Danish guy with a broken ski - last I saw of him, some nice-looking men were leading him towards the lion enclosure at the zoo.

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2014-02-10/news/chi-danish-zoo-giraffe-20140209_1_giraffe-zoo-veterinarian-british-zoo

Funny Sochi 2014

http://www.canada.com/olympics/sochi-guide/sochi-facilities-still-a-work-in-progress

https://twitter.com/SochiProblems

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sochi-winter-olympics-2014-athletes-3124024



Favorite line of the week from the young Sochi volunteer on the bus, "we don't have problems in Russia, we have adventures"

Consigliere Really Wants to Go...

The consigliere really wants to go to Burning Man as it is on his bucket list and I have to say that living in the desert for a week in a tent amid dust storms and heat sounds like a great time. But then I read this....

http://harddawn.com/10-terrible-secrets-behind-the-burning-man-festival-that-sodomites-and-socialists-dont-want-you-to-know/

....and I'm not sure if I want to go especially after reading the comments which included the following which must be a factual story as it is on the internets:

"I journeyed to Burning Man last year to see it before the entire event 
went corporate after being sold by the original organizer. I was greeted
at the ticket gate by two naked homosexuals engaged in anal sex and 
juggling at the same time. I gave my admissions
pass what appeared to be a woman with a penis implanted onto her 
forehead. I was told that's what she used to sodomized goats when out on
her part time job as a desert Shepard back at home where she made extra
money by producing animal porn with various creatures, alive and dead, 
but mostly dead. After entering I was flabbergasted to see thousands of 
naked bodies surrounding a huge stature of Beelzebub chanting something
in Latin I didn't understand. Many of the people were on their knees 
and many of them were being sodomized by other participants who were 
also chanting. Surrounding the idol of the beast in a large pentagram 
shape were living humans nailed tree trunks upside down, all of whom had
been coated in paraffin and oil as to be used as candles in order to 
light up the night with bright flame and who were screaming in agony as 
fire slowly consumed their bodies. I considered turning back, but I 
vowed to continue my journey into this otherworldly Hell in order to 
report back to the unknowing world my experiences."

....and now I'm a little concerned.

Yes I know it is all in jest and I think it is hilarious especially #9 & #2

Terrorist like Bond Films I Guess...

The Department of Homeland Security has issued a warning to be on the look out for toothpaste bombs being smuggled on board airlines

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/sochi-olympics/feds-warn-russian-flights-about-toothpaste-bombs-n23101

This immediately reminded me of "Dentonite Toothpaste' from the Bond movie "License to Kill"

http://www.mi6-hq.com/sections/q-branch/dentonitetoothpaste.php3?t=mi6&s=ltk

So now we will not be able to bring toothpaste, shampoo or deodorant in our carryons. Are they trying to turn us into the French when we go on vacation?