Build That Wall

Godfather and Consigliere's Little Brother's Church

http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2016/11/wheeeeeee-amen.html

Whats The Worst That Can Happen? Do You Want to Stick Around For That?!?!?

Consigliere: "Wow, what a great 76 yard Bronco TD catch!"
Consigliere: "KC has no time outs left and 3 mins to go.  OK to leave game now?....."

Godfather: "Sure."

Consigliere: "Whats The Worst That Can Happen with an 8 point lead?......"
-"KC marches down the field and score a TD.  Do you want to stick around for that?"
-"KC converts a 2 point conversion.  Do you want to stick around for that?"
-"Game goes to overtime.  Do you want to stick around for that?"
-"Broncos attempts a 65 yard field goal and miss it badly leaving KC the ball at midfield.  Do you want to stick around for that?"
-"KC has a short drive and attempts 30 yard field goal. Do you want to stick around for that?"
-"KC kicker doinks it off the goal post for the game winner.  Do you want to stick around for that?"

Consigliere: "And didn't you drive in from the Grand Canyon that morning?....."
Godfather: "Yup."

Let's hope this isn't our future

http://cheeseaisle.blogspot.com/2016/11/the-starby-guy.html

Funny yet terrifying. Thanks Elisson.

Text from Last Night

She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-68115.html

FSU Recruit Questionaire - Rivalry Weekend Humor from the Consigliere

Where Nobody Remembers Your Name

Denver has voted to allow pot smoking sections in restaurants and other businesses. Stephen Colbert has  come across a new ad for Denver Tourism Council:

http://www.cbs.com/shows/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert/video/_pEJDsexwS3HXExl1XxevTXHW04wzwMI/denver-is-getting-marijuana-friendly-bars/

The word of the day....

Kakistocracy

...that is all

Post Election Advice from Chopper Ronnie - Harden the F-ck Up!

Miss Me Yet?!?!?

....nothing but diarrhea and self doubt.

It could very well have happened.......

http://valadilenne.tumblr.com/post/153048664118/ive-been-thinking-a-lot-about-the-meeting-between

Trump is not as intelligent as his admirers think he is. I hope it was an eye opening experience.

Third Monkey

Apologies Earth....

.....Our Bad.

                       signed America

Interesting times we are living in. We'll just have to see how he governs I guess. He does have both houses though, so whatever happens it is all on the Republicans this time. If he follows through on campaign promises the construction industry in the southwest should see a huge boom with the wall, ISIS should be crapping themselves as they will be defeated in short order, all the illegal immigrants will be culled from our society and sent back to their places of origin and everyone will see huge tax drops. 

Not holding my breath though.

And for those ardent supporters out there.....

https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e982a952-6445-4d4b-8912-498563a6bf40

Mann Coulter

Mann Coulter is at it again. What an idiot. Most of the Trump clan could not even vote in the election with those rules.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/coulter-trump-would-win-if-only-people-with-us-born-grandparents-voted/ar-AAk1Y9U

Thank You America

Thank you for doing your civic duty today. No matter who wins, voting lets your voice be heard and keeps our democracy alive..

Vote McRib!

This Bud's For You - Harry Carey! Budweiser Brings Back 1984 Commercial in the Bleachers at Wrigley

Devil's Glossary

Emails (var: damn emails) (n.): a method of communication that no politician will ever use again

Pepe (n.): Kermit the Frog, but Nazi-curious

More here http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/11/the-2016-presidential-election-a-devils-glossary/505901/

Why cause it's green???

People have a problem with the new Starbucks cup and say it promotes liberalism. I think it is kinda cool with all the different people on it. Oh wait....now I get it.....they aren't all white people. Gotcha!

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/starbucks-new-unity-cup-draws-fire-ahead-election-n676521

Budweiser: Harry, they did it! The impossible is possible. Hear the legend call one last game. #FlyTheW #CubsWin

Sometimes......you're just hoppy

I gotta try this with Tigger....